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Sammy Bird twisting and turning now.

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Out to Jimmy Russler.

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Obishami Tabran with the curler right inside the Rocket Man.

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Whoa, that's something to think about.

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All right.

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All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. All right. No amount of iron dome is going to stop that missile, right?

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No way, Jose. In fact, it was probably us who installed the iron dome machine. We part funded it probably, but I've got to tell you something. We switched it off for that attack. Jamie O'Hare, thank you very much, baby.

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The Israelites looking to attack and achieve something here. Achieve something monumental. Obishemi Tabram. Tabram launches the ball to Kumas. Kumas back to Jimmy Russell and Tyler Thompson.

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Can't get that balloon in. It's gone all the way back out. Chad Valley now looking to pummel that ball upfield. Try and find Newgate.

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That's an Israeli ball. Israel missile. Strike. Launch back at our back line. We can take it. Deontay Bayleaf out to Sammy Bird. Carrying that ball with such sophistication and aplomb.

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It's a blank ball at the moment. It's Bobby Twizzler. Through ball. Kumas trying to get on that. Blocked by his Israeli counterpart. And Kumas is chasing that.

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Out to the central disc. Kumas to Twizzler. Twizzler. Back to Kumas. Kumas takes a touch. Saved by the keepsake.

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Tyler Thompson. Deontay Bayleaf. Out to Newgate. To Kumas. Kumas dispossessed at the last minute. And in the center's Israeli ball. Chad Valley collects. Back out to Tyler Thompson.

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That is Kuku Kachoo. Kuku Kachoo now. Kuku Kachoo making that run. He's taken out. Israeli ball.

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Zahavi here for the Israelites. Looking to play a through ball. It's a...

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What was he doing? He should have played that through ball. Right? Through pass.

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Here's Kumas. Kumas. To Newgate. Newgate. Back to Kumas. Kumas.

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Over the top. Trying to find Newgate. Here's Newgate. It's Newgate!

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I gotta tell you something else. Where's your son? We got warrants for your son. Open up. Where is he?

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baby. Newgate, that son of a bitch, Newgate scores a pretty good goal. I gotta tell you something else. Where's your son? We got warrants for your son, open up, where is he?

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That was a great goal by Newgate, brought to you by Shit Mobile Games. Play the shit new game for Android, where you grow your own Roman Empire. Yes, it's available now on iOS and Android. Upgrade your own legions, create your

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own dickheads, put them behind a fence, build walls, use blocks, and expand your empire as well as the amount of time wasted. And it's USA to Israel, zero after 26 minutes of prime time soccer action here. DeAnde Bailey about to Kumas. Kumas with that twist, that jink, that turn, that spin out to the middle disc of Tyler Thompson, USS Colorado Spring Cap. And look at this.

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He'll be Newgate on for another. Newgate!

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We gotta say something about that, that son of a bitch, Israelite goalkeeper. He's pretty good. He's got those Iron Dome ponds. Which will prevent any missileistic, ballistic bullshit coming right in his way.

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Corner ball here. It's gonna be Jimmy Russler to take. Steps up. Launches that balloon into the middle disc.

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Heads go up. Jimmy Russler. Just over the bar. For Jimmy Russler there.

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You gotta say something. You gotta say something. Where is he?

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30 minutes on the clock.

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And we're not doing too badly here against these Israelis.

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And, uh, it's Sammy Bird.

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Out to Kumas.

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Kumas with a beautiful switch up.

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Out to Obeshemi Tabram.

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Tyler Thompson. Tyler Thompson. Tyler Thompson launched that forward.

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He thought too fast. He took it too fast.

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Big shout out to our sponsors. USS Liberty.

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And Jamie O'Hare. Thank you very much for your tips.

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Yeah, thanks very much guys. You got a son.

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Where is he?

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Gonna watch you talking about there, but it's an Israeli ball at the moment.

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They're dancing around with it. Prancing. Looking to try and find some kind of Ariel Sharon type play.

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But they look beat.

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Dassa. Dispossessed by Chad Valley. Chad Valley now with the early ball. Trying to find Newgate.

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Back to Dassa.

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The U.S.-led invasion at the moment.

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And Kumas. Kumas. Trying to find Newgate.

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These Israelis, they got spunk. They're trying to come back at us here. We got to launch something of our own again. Counter-Strike.

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Israeli ball and Dick Bush with the save for the U.S.

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new gate to kumas kumas over the top again it's new gate new gate for three new gate

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it was a fantastic strike from new gate

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right on the tail end of that beautiful lofted pass from kumas

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water strike what a ball what a lovely locket floating cruise ship ball ballistic

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it has one ballistic missile your iron dome ain't gonna keep inside yeah all right all right all right

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you better believe it israel zero usa three goals to the goose here and that's the magical piece of

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pipe being blown to signify the end of the first half of regulation play as the israelis go inside

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balloon dome to try and work on their strategy brought to you that first half was brought to you

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by shit mobile games get them while they're hot do not adjust your smartphone this is amazing actual

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gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone no build times yes repeat no build

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times scan the skies with a plane you are a war criminal and you are the best of what you do

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direct unit control repeat direct unit control amazing stuff

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second half coming right up now

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what can we do from here it's the dream scenario here for the states as jimmy rustler rolls that balloon

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out to over shami tabran tabran with a really decisive ball

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defensive header there from the israeli backline back into the hands of the israelite goalkeep machine baller

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kumas finds bobby twizzler bobby twizzler looking for another over the top to newgate

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Iron Dome keeps that shit out.

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I like the way we're pressing here.

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We're not giving these guys any time to think.

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Super stuff.

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DeAndre Bailey.

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Newgate.

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Left it for Koumas.

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Too long, too late.

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Too long in the tooth.

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Back pass to Chad Valley.

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Chad Valley looks for Cuckoo Cachoo.

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The other center half.

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Doing sterling work there.

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He can also run and score goals.

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Tabran finds Twizzler.

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Twizzler tries to beat his man.

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Twizz turns back to Tabran.

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Tabran with a curling splice ball.

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Crazy, crazy stuff.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Conor Emery, thank you very much.

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You're going away to Rikers.

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Thanks very much for the dips.

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Appreciate it.

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Bobby Twizzler.

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Twizzler for four.

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It's Twizzlestick.

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All right.

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All right.

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All right.

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And that's who's real.

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Getting bubbled by Trump.

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I'm in a little hometown jam.

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So they put her out the way my hands.

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Boom.

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Gotta love that Bobby Twizzle stick, right?

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They don't kill the yellow man.

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These rails don't have nothing on us.

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Born in the USA.

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And with a great strike by that man again, Bobby Twizzler.

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Really sticking it.

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Sticking it to the Israelites.

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You better believe it.

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60 minutes of regulation time on the clock of being played.

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And the U.S. are in dream territory at the moment.

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The Israelis trying to occupy our territory but not able to get in.

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Probably because we're too strong.

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They usually only pair up against weaker opponents better than they are doing right now.

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Now it's Bobby Twizzler, the goal hero again.

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Bobby Twizzler from range!

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Great shot stop by the keepsake.

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Deontay Bayleaf.

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Kumas.

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Kumas to Bayleaf.

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Bayleaf to Twizzler.

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Twizzler!

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Big, big shout out and thank you to Farfurter for your tip.

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Looking forward to reading that message.

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As always, Bobby Twizzler tries to find Newgate.

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Newgate back to Deontay Bayleaf.

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Bayleaf looking for Sammy Bird.

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Sammy Bird taking that balloon down the left-hand flank catcher.

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Ball comes in.

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Kumas tries.

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Deontay Bayleaf with the strike.

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Bayleaf over the bar.

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Well, you gotta love that shit, right?

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Shot stopper couldn't keep that stuff in.

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Deontay Bayleaf with a real firecracker.

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Brought to you by Anaconda G.

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Thank you very much.

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Bobby Twizzler over Shami Tabran.

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Bobby Twizzler again.

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Early ball from Twizzlestick.

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Tries to find Newgate.

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Doesn't work out.

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Check every hour.

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Big, big thank you to Anaconda G.

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And another tipster who will go unnamed because there could have been something not right about that name.

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Kukukachou.

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Tyler Thompson.

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Out to Obeshami Tabran.

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Tabran.

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To Newgate.

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Newgate.

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Twisted.

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Turning.

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Out to Kumas.

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Kumas takes too long.

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Another ball comes in.

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Newgate with the head.

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And it's clutched.

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And it's clutched.

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By Giraffe.

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Tell him once this game is over we're going to go out to the parking lot and launch a few cruise missiles.

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At the tail gauge.

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U.S.

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Lead.

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Party time.

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Going to be a U.S.

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Lead.

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Party time.

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Engagement.

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At the end of this game in the parking lot.

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Everybody's invited.

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None of you are welcome.

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Kumas with the curling ranger.

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And it just floats over the bar.

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Like a beautiful cruise missile.

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Goes out to the U.S.

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S.

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S.

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Laboon.

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Firing missiles out there in the Gulf.

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When it's necessary.

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Chad Valley goes up for the head.

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Back to Kyle.

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Sammy Bird.

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Out to Deontay Bayleaf.

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Back to Chad Valley.

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Cuckoo Kachoo.

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Out far on that right side.

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Cuckoo Kachoo.

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That's Bobby Twizzler.

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Tyler Thompson.

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Kumas.

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Kumas looking for Newgate.

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Finds Bayleaf.

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Here's Sammy Bird.

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From range.

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Great stop by the keeper.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about it yesterday.

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Hey, Stead Chicken.

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Thank you very much for your tip, baby.

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Charlie Coffee told me all about you.

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Hope you're doing well.

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Thanks so much.

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God bless America.

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And it's Jimmy Russler steps up here to float this balloon into the middle of the Israeli danger box.

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Heads go up.

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Deontay Bayleaf.

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Side netting for Bayleaf.

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And that was close.

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Yeah, that son of a bitch.

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Bayleaf's got a good strong head on him, right?

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You gotta love it.

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87 minutes of regulation play time has just occurred.

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And it's Dassa.

256
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Swipes that balloon.

257
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Trying to find an Israeli man up front.

258
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:48,320
Can't find it.

259
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Sammy Bird.

260
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Sammy Bird.

261
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Early ball.

262
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Trying to find Newgate.

263
00:22:52,180 --> 00:22:53,080
Only finds Yaney.

264
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Yaney out to that middle.

265
00:22:54,980 --> 00:22:55,720
Out to Degani.

266
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Nacho.

267
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Nacho to Hamed.

268
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To Saba.

269
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Back to Nacho.

270
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It's another Israeli-led missile strike.

271
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Sammy Bird does his best to deal with.

272
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And that's the final whistle here.

273
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That's us.

274
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We did it.

275
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We did it.

276
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First game down.

277
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Chalk it down.

278
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Because we're going places.

279
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Yeah, you gotta love it.

280
00:23:27,040 --> 00:23:29,200
You gotta love the way we deal with these guys.

281
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We ain't taking no prisoners.

282
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Another beautiful, beautiful U.S.-led invasion.

283
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Brought to you by Donald Trump.

284
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Trump.

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Trump.

286
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Trump.

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Trump.

288
00:23:44,900 --> 00:23:45,180
Trump.

289
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:45,800
Trump.

290
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Trump.

291
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:47,060
Trump.

292
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Trump.

293
00:23:48,080 --> 00:23:48,360
Trump.

294
00:23:48,700 --> 00:23:48,960
Trump.

295
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In association with Donald Trump and shit mobile game.

296
00:23:54,780 --> 00:23:55,880
Get them while they're hot.

297
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And you have to.

298
00:23:56,860 --> 00:23:58,900
Do not adjust your smartphone.

299
00:23:59,240 --> 00:24:04,060
This is actual gameplay graphics from the latest amazing new mobile game strategy.

300
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:09,660
Where you command a series of tanks, planes, trains, automobiles, and war criminals.

301
00:24:10,180 --> 00:24:12,360
To an absolute assault victory.

302
00:24:12,560 --> 00:24:14,040
Direct unit control.

303
00:24:14,300 --> 00:24:14,620
Repeat.

304
00:24:14,760 --> 00:24:16,460
Direct unit control.

305
00:24:16,460 --> 00:24:36,920
Do not adjust your smartphone.

306
00:24:36,920 --> 00:24:37,680
This is actual.

307
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Shit house.

308
00:24:38,660 --> 00:24:39,200
Next show.

309
00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:44,920
Big, big shout out there to Robert Prosenegi.

310
00:24:44,920 --> 00:24:52,980
for your kind heart generous $2.86 tip thank you so much hey thanks very much Bobby bro

311
00:24:52,980 --> 00:25:03,960
well first game underway has been dispatched to the realms of history Israel absolutely taken to

312
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town by the U.S. in a beautiful beautiful U.S. led coalition strike coming up in the next two games

313
00:25:13,040 --> 00:25:21,100
Iraq and bad Korea don't go away it's gonna be an absolute thunderclap Newman strike to the heart

314
00:25:21,100 --> 00:25:25,000
bad Korea coming right up don't go away

315
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I think I

316
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do

317
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do

318
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do

319
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:14,140
do

320
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do

321
00:26:24,200 --> 00:26:34,260
do

322
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:40,320
do

323
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do

324
00:26:50,380 --> 00:27:00,440
do

325
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do

326
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:10,500
do

327
00:27:10,500 --> 00:27:20,560
do

328
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:20,560
do

329
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:30,620
do

330
00:27:30,620 --> 00:27:30,620
do

331
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do

332
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,680
do

333
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do

334
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:40,680
do

335
00:27:40,680 --> 00:27:50,740
do

336
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740
do

337
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740
do

338
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740
do

339
00:27:50,740 --> 00:27:50,740
do

340
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do

341
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do

342
00:27:50,740 --> 00:28:18,740
And the rocket's red glare, the bombs bursting in air, gave proof through the night that our flag was still there.

343
00:28:18,740 --> 00:28:48,720
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the sea and the fire of the sea?

344
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:57,540
All right, all right, all right.

345
00:29:00,540 --> 00:29:04,940
USA, USA, USA.

346
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:07,740
F-16, baby.

347
00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:09,600
F-16.

348
00:29:14,180 --> 00:29:20,260
National anthem there, star-spangled banner sang by the late, great Whitney Houston.

349
00:29:21,020 --> 00:29:24,440
And it's the U.S. get underway here against North Korea.

350
00:29:25,740 --> 00:29:26,640
Bad Korea.

351
00:29:29,140 --> 00:29:30,900
Joining me is Fontaine.

352
00:29:31,860 --> 00:29:32,740
You got a song.

353
00:29:33,220 --> 00:29:34,800
Thank you very much.

354
00:29:35,540 --> 00:29:37,160
I'm walking to Connecticut.

355
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,220
And the land, thank you very much.

356
00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:45,020
Obishemi Tabram gets that balloon in.

357
00:29:45,060 --> 00:29:46,500
It's Newgate, first time!

358
00:29:46,660 --> 00:29:49,840
Just past the right-hand side of the Cracker Jacker post.

359
00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:54,760
Fast thinking, fast feed.

360
00:29:54,880 --> 00:29:56,300
You know what he's doing, right?

361
00:29:57,440 --> 00:29:57,800
What?

362
00:29:59,120 --> 00:30:00,500
He's doing the unthinkable.

363
00:30:02,220 --> 00:30:03,000
That's Newgate.

364
00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:12,280
Thanks for the donation.

365
00:30:12,500 --> 00:30:13,400
We got warrants.

366
00:30:13,420 --> 00:30:15,220
Bad Korea trying to hold up the ball.

367
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,360
Thank you very much to our sponsor, The Donald.

368
00:30:17,540 --> 00:30:18,520
Thank you so much.

369
00:30:18,600 --> 00:30:19,600
It's much appreciated.

370
00:30:19,860 --> 00:30:21,360
Keeping the show on the road.

371
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,160
Keeping the cause lit.

372
00:30:23,960 --> 00:30:24,820
Jimmy Rustler.

373
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:28,020
Plays that ball out to Sammy Bird.

374
00:30:28,420 --> 00:30:29,400
Sammy Bird!

375
00:30:29,580 --> 00:30:30,020
Whoa!

376
00:30:30,720 --> 00:30:32,120
I want you to check every hour.

377
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,180
You got to watch out there, Sammy Bird.

378
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:35,700
Son of a bitch, Newgate.

379
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,240
Just say no to drugs.

380
00:30:39,560 --> 00:30:40,680
Thank you very much.

381
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,180
Quick, quick moment here to read out some of your beautiful comments.

382
00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:47,640
And save that shit to the halftime.

383
00:30:49,660 --> 00:30:51,060
Okay, we'll wait until halftime.

384
00:30:51,160 --> 00:30:52,760
But thank you very much for your tips.

385
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:53,940
Just say no to drugs.

386
00:30:53,940 --> 00:30:55,120
And the IRA.

387
00:30:58,080 --> 00:30:58,500
Newgate.

388
00:30:59,380 --> 00:31:00,340
Newgate clicks.

389
00:31:00,340 --> 00:31:03,520
It's overran here.

390
00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:09,960
Goes out for a North Korea goal ball kick strike.

391
00:31:10,260 --> 00:31:11,260
Right out to the middle.

392
00:31:11,380 --> 00:31:13,340
Chad Valley collects with the head ball.

393
00:31:13,780 --> 00:31:14,280
And it's Newgate.

394
00:31:14,820 --> 00:31:16,320
Newgate out to Kumas.

395
00:31:17,260 --> 00:31:17,900
Kumas now.

396
00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:20,780
Looking to play Newgate in a glancing header.

397
00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:22,200
Lovely glancing touch.

398
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:23,160
Over the ball.

399
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:23,940
Over the bar.

400
00:31:24,120 --> 00:31:24,920
Another strike.

401
00:31:25,100 --> 00:31:25,880
Sammy Bird.

402
00:31:26,240 --> 00:31:26,700
Newgate.

403
00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,100
Out to Obesemi Tabram.

404
00:31:29,520 --> 00:31:30,000
Tabram.

405
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,940
Kumas.

406
00:31:33,180 --> 00:31:35,160
Absolute onslaught here from the States.

407
00:31:36,800 --> 00:31:37,700
They were doing well.

408
00:31:37,940 --> 00:31:38,500
It's nice.

409
00:31:38,720 --> 00:31:39,820
I like to see that shit.

410
00:31:43,220 --> 00:31:44,460
You got a son.

411
00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:49,140
Sammy Bird.

412
00:31:50,280 --> 00:31:51,420
Deontay Bayleaf.

413
00:31:51,420 --> 00:31:51,480
Deontay Bayleaf.

414
00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:56,360
Lovely, lovely, beautiful play here on the soccer balloon from Kumas.

415
00:31:56,720 --> 00:31:57,820
Out to Sammy Bird.

416
00:31:58,580 --> 00:31:59,200
Sammy Bird.

417
00:31:59,280 --> 00:32:00,280
Back to Kumas.

418
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:02,260
Out to Jimmy Russler.

419
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,460
Jimmy Russler.

420
00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:05,300
Plays it forward to Obesemi Tabram.

421
00:32:05,660 --> 00:32:07,100
Tabram from range.

422
00:32:07,380 --> 00:32:09,820
Oh, what an absolute banana shot.

423
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:11,640
Curling.

424
00:32:13,040 --> 00:32:13,480
Determined.

425
00:32:13,740 --> 00:32:14,260
Twisting.

426
00:32:14,260 --> 00:32:14,780
Turning.

427
00:32:15,080 --> 00:32:16,100
It had it all.

428
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:18,500
That son of a bitch.

429
00:32:18,580 --> 00:32:21,020
Tabram calls a pretty good ball.

430
00:32:21,640 --> 00:32:22,660
He had to keep a beat.

431
00:32:25,060 --> 00:32:30,200
Just needed that extra bit of lick to go inside the left-hand stick post.

432
00:32:31,800 --> 00:32:32,220
Newgate.

433
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:33,940
Newgate collect here.

434
00:32:34,480 --> 00:32:36,300
Down that left-hand counter flank.

435
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:37,620
Newgate with the pace.

436
00:32:37,720 --> 00:32:39,540
The demonic pace of Newgate.

437
00:32:40,180 --> 00:32:41,660
Out to Bobby Twizzler.

438
00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:45,620
Bobby Twizzler just could not get ahead on that angle ball.

439
00:32:47,120 --> 00:32:49,420
That was a real-time angle grinder.

440
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,480
Gotta love that shit.

441
00:32:57,040 --> 00:32:58,280
Bobby Twizzler.

442
00:32:59,440 --> 00:33:00,800
Take a bow, Bob.

443
00:33:01,460 --> 00:33:05,280
Make sure you put the goal in the sack before you do take the ball.

444
00:33:05,920 --> 00:33:06,560
You get me?

445
00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:09,260
Chad Valley.

446
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:10,460
Up above.

447
00:33:10,660 --> 00:33:11,280
To Newgate.

448
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,600
It's Bad Korea.

449
00:33:12,720 --> 00:33:15,180
Trying to get some shape on the ball now.

450
00:33:15,280 --> 00:33:16,200
Deontay Bayleaf.

451
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:17,160
Over the top.

452
00:33:17,340 --> 00:33:18,240
Tries to find Kumas.

453
00:33:18,320 --> 00:33:19,160
He's found him well.

454
00:33:19,420 --> 00:33:19,880
Kumas.

455
00:33:20,180 --> 00:33:21,140
Kumas to Newgate.

456
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:21,820
Newgate!

457
00:33:23,820 --> 00:33:25,420
What the hell was Newgate doing?

458
00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,440
I gotta say, I don't really know what he was doing.

459
00:33:32,540 --> 00:33:33,740
What he was thinking there, Newgate.

460
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:43,620
And already North Korea still holding the states off right now.

461
00:33:43,620 --> 00:33:48,120
It's Jimmy Russler about to do some damage to North Korea.

462
00:33:48,120 --> 00:33:51,720
Rocket Man should have been handled a long time ago.

463
00:33:55,960 --> 00:33:57,340
Little Rocket Man.

464
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:03,160
We're gonna do it because we really have no choice.

465
00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:07,700
Jimmy Russler steps up.

466
00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:09,680
Curls the ball in.

467
00:34:09,780 --> 00:34:10,360
Heads go up.

468
00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:11,120
No one there.

469
00:34:11,360 --> 00:34:13,600
Sammy Bird outside the danger box.

470
00:34:13,700 --> 00:34:14,420
Takes a strike.

471
00:34:14,560 --> 00:34:16,660
Ricochets off the North Korean back.

472
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,660
Jimmy Russler again.

473
00:34:18,740 --> 00:34:19,660
As Sammy Bird.

474
00:34:20,100 --> 00:34:21,540
Out to Obesemi Tabram.

475
00:34:22,320 --> 00:34:24,380
Doesn't get enough shape on that ball, Tabram.

476
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,520
Rolls out for a throw.

477
00:34:25,520 --> 00:34:25,580
Oh.

478
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:29,880
Bobby Twizzler.

479
00:34:30,420 --> 00:34:31,280
Jimmy Russler.

480
00:34:32,320 --> 00:34:33,260
Out to Kumas.

481
00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:34,740
Kumas with the strike.

482
00:34:35,020 --> 00:34:35,260
Whoa.

483
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,140
Whoa.

484
00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:37,980
Whoa.

485
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:41,280
Get in there, baby.

486
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:43,620
I was born in the USA.

487
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:44,680
Trump.

488
00:34:45,060 --> 00:34:45,380
Trump.

489
00:34:45,680 --> 00:34:46,000
Trump.

490
00:34:46,360 --> 00:34:46,620
Trump.

491
00:34:46,620 --> 00:34:46,680
Trump.

492
00:34:46,680 --> 00:34:47,240
Trump.

493
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:47,240
Trump.

494
00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:47,680
Trump.

495
00:34:47,680 --> 00:34:51,740
I was born in the USA.

496
00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:53,420
An amazing go.

497
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:55,000
An amazing strike.

498
00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:57,400
An amazing US-led invasion.

499
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:00,420
Got in a little hometown jam.

500
00:35:00,780 --> 00:35:01,680
Unbelievable.

501
00:35:01,680 --> 00:35:04,480
So I'm gonna have to win my hands.

502
00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:05,580
Strike of a lifetime.

503
00:35:05,580 --> 00:35:08,140
Stay up to a foreign land.

504
00:35:08,140 --> 00:35:11,680
To don't kill the enemy.

505
00:35:11,680 --> 00:35:12,000
Yeah.

506
00:35:12,780 --> 00:35:15,540
I was born in the USA.

507
00:35:16,500 --> 00:35:17,220
Rat track.

508
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,320
I was born in the USA.

509
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:20,680
Rat track.

510
00:35:21,140 --> 00:35:22,720
I was born in the USA.

511
00:35:23,640 --> 00:35:25,840
Stick that one in your rat trap.

512
00:35:28,100 --> 00:35:29,280
USA one.

513
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,060
Bad Korea zero.

514
00:35:34,060 --> 00:35:34,920
As Kumas.

515
00:35:35,360 --> 00:35:37,540
Tries to launch another US-led invasion here.

516
00:35:38,300 --> 00:35:39,740
He's got Newgate making a run.

517
00:35:39,980 --> 00:35:40,820
Tries to find Newgate.

518
00:35:41,340 --> 00:35:41,760
Newgate.

519
00:35:43,380 --> 00:35:46,960
Just outmatched there by You-Soon Rang.

520
00:35:47,700 --> 00:35:49,740
The goalkeeper for Korea.

521
00:35:49,900 --> 00:35:53,880
Yet to launch a missile strike on our territory.

522
00:35:56,880 --> 00:35:57,860
That's Bach.

523
00:35:58,240 --> 00:35:59,260
Out to Ho-Wan.

524
00:35:59,920 --> 00:36:00,660
Ho-Wan.

525
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,140
Holding up play here, Ho-Wan.

526
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:06,580
Bach with the Bach ball.

527
00:36:07,160 --> 00:36:08,640
Out to Korean Man.

528
00:36:09,600 --> 00:36:11,320
Korean Man number nine.

529
00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:13,420
At Newgate.

530
00:36:14,500 --> 00:36:15,520
Out to Kumas.

531
00:36:15,700 --> 00:36:16,500
To Bayleaf.

532
00:36:17,100 --> 00:36:17,700
Bayleaf.

533
00:36:18,020 --> 00:36:19,640
Holds it up to Kumas again.

534
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,200
Newgate is offside.

535
00:36:30,000 --> 00:36:31,480
You gotta say something, right?

536
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:34,460
These guys, they're out there playing for the stars.

537
00:36:34,460 --> 00:36:36,160
They're playing for the stripes.

538
00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:40,520
Charlie Garfield told me all about it yesterday.

539
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:42,520
Bringing stability to the region.

540
00:36:42,640 --> 00:36:46,500
Thank you very much for your God forsaken tip.

541
00:36:46,920 --> 00:36:48,280
It's not God forsaken, right?

542
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:49,720
It's Bobby Twizzler right now.

543
00:36:49,820 --> 00:36:50,880
Bobby Twizzler, baby.

544
00:36:51,700 --> 00:36:52,480
Bobby Twizzler.

545
00:36:53,000 --> 00:36:54,080
Bobby Twizzlestick.

546
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:58,300
All right.

547
00:37:11,720 --> 00:37:12,780
Touchdown.

548
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:17,260
Touchdown Tectonic.

549
00:37:18,260 --> 00:37:21,920
And another amazing go from Bobby Twizzler.

550
00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:24,240
Puts it right in the twizzle stick.

551
00:37:24,240 --> 00:37:26,900
And another amazing go from the United States.

552
00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:28,920
Beautiful, beautiful coming in.

553
00:37:30,440 --> 00:37:31,700
We're here to win.

554
00:37:32,900 --> 00:37:33,760
We're here to win.

555
00:37:37,800 --> 00:37:40,320
Lovely, lovely, lovely play from the States.

556
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:48,660
Bringing stability to the North Korean goal region.

557
00:37:50,340 --> 00:37:55,120
And it's North Korea now looking to try and get some kind of reprisal strike.

558
00:37:55,820 --> 00:37:57,420
But it's not looking good for them.

559
00:37:58,960 --> 00:38:01,320
A lot of major league soccer stars here.

560
00:38:03,680 --> 00:38:04,880
They're looking good here.

561
00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:06,000
With Pan.

562
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,680
It looks like Pan's trying to attack here.

563
00:38:07,760 --> 00:38:08,720
Pan with the ball in.

564
00:38:10,940 --> 00:38:12,120
Back to Hwan.

565
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:13,080
Hwan.

566
00:38:13,720 --> 00:38:15,380
And it's Deontay Bayleaf now.

567
00:38:15,820 --> 00:38:16,420
Bayleaf.

568
00:38:16,800 --> 00:38:18,000
Out to Bobby Twizzler.

569
00:38:18,400 --> 00:38:19,240
Bobby Twizzler.

570
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,840
He's going alone here, Twizzler.

571
00:38:21,340 --> 00:38:22,100
Out to Newgate.

572
00:38:22,380 --> 00:38:22,900
Kumas.

573
00:38:23,100 --> 00:38:24,400
Newgate let that run.

574
00:38:24,520 --> 00:38:25,860
Should have struck that ball.

575
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,200
Come back.

576
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:30,360
Tyler Thompson.

577
00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:32,820
The Colorado Springbok.

578
00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:35,600
Kumas.

579
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:43,080
Two minutes of additional injury time to be played here as Deontay Bayleaf gets some shape on the ball.

580
00:38:43,220 --> 00:38:45,160
Sammy Bird with an early one in.

581
00:38:45,400 --> 00:38:45,780
Newgate.

582
00:38:46,220 --> 00:38:47,360
Tried to get ahead to it.

583
00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:49,600
North Korean ball.

584
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,860
And Newgate went in too strong there.

585
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,160
Too much physicality.

586
00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:57,020
Oh, beg your pardon.

587
00:38:57,180 --> 00:38:59,540
It's an offside from Newgate.

588
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:01,120
Managed do well to get back.

589
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:02,020
Try and get that ball.

590
00:39:02,120 --> 00:39:04,100
But the referee says offside.

591
00:39:04,760 --> 00:39:07,960
Going to be a North Korean kick.

592
00:39:08,280 --> 00:39:10,620
Charlie Garfield told me all about it yesterday.

593
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,940
Hey, Kim Jong-un.

594
00:39:12,040 --> 00:39:13,320
Thank you very much, baby.

595
00:39:14,020 --> 00:39:14,580
That's it.

596
00:39:14,620 --> 00:39:15,360
It's halftime.

597
00:39:16,940 --> 00:39:21,260
An amazing run of play there from the States.

598
00:39:22,260 --> 00:39:25,520
Goals from Kumas and Bobby Twizzler.

599
00:39:28,480 --> 00:39:31,460
You're looking for 25 to life for that donation.

600
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:33,060
Joe Rogan, thank you very much.

601
00:39:33,440 --> 00:39:39,240
That was a great first half of Primetime Soccer World Trophy Ball Ballistics.

602
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:43,220
Brought to you by Shit Mobile Games.

603
00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:43,800
Get them now.

604
00:39:44,360 --> 00:39:45,460
Cool U Game.

605
00:39:45,540 --> 00:39:45,860
Mobile.

606
00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,580
Real-time strategy game.

607
00:39:47,680 --> 00:39:48,060
For you.

608
00:39:48,240 --> 00:39:49,380
For mobile smartphone.

609
00:39:49,700 --> 00:39:50,980
iOS and Android.

610
00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:51,920
Compatible too.

611
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:56,100
Explore dangerous alien worlds in real time with a strategy ball.

612
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:58,540
Also, that's not all.

613
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,320
Remember this real-time super cool game.

614
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:03,860
Fight no matter the odds.

615
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,020
Including app purchasers.

616
00:40:06,180 --> 00:40:08,680
Hey, how about you read some of those messages you got?

617
00:40:08,760 --> 00:40:10,240
The kind-hearted people who donated.

618
00:40:11,900 --> 00:40:13,240
We're going to do that right now.

619
00:40:13,240 --> 00:40:13,500
We're going to do that right now.

620
00:40:14,160 --> 00:40:15,240
Thanks so much to everybody.

621
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:16,780
Joe Rogan, Kim Young.

622
00:40:16,960 --> 00:40:17,640
Bring stability.

623
00:40:17,780 --> 00:40:18,540
Little Rocket Man.

624
00:40:18,620 --> 00:40:20,100
Get two goals and the Queen dies.

625
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:22,700
If you score twice, the Queen will die, someone says.

626
00:40:24,140 --> 00:40:26,880
We don't know if there's Mystic Meg out there watching.

627
00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:27,500
We're not sure.

628
00:40:27,500 --> 00:40:28,360
But you got a song.

629
00:40:28,440 --> 00:40:29,140
Thanks for the tip.

630
00:40:30,260 --> 00:40:31,500
Just say no to drugs.

631
00:40:31,600 --> 00:40:33,700
The taverns are open in Wisconsin.

632
00:40:33,700 --> 00:40:37,680
You got to fight for your right to party and the American right to free assembly.

633
00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:42,240
No global pandemic can halt God's chosen people.

634
00:40:42,860 --> 00:40:47,400
Blessed are the capitalists and blessed are the NRA.

635
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,040
Thanks very much for the tip there.

636
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:50,880
You got a song.

637
00:40:52,440 --> 00:40:58,240
Five-year-old donation from McDonald's says you win this for our boys and I'll give you all the info you want on Newgate.

638
00:40:58,720 --> 00:41:00,000
Sounds juicy, Donald.

639
00:41:00,500 --> 00:41:02,620
What kind of news you got there?

640
00:41:02,660 --> 00:41:03,480
We want to know more.

641
00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,340
Thanks for the tip.

642
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:09,120
I walk into Connecticut says happy Christmas you animals.

643
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,280
The lad says story.

644
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,320
Hope you're keeping well.

645
00:41:12,540 --> 00:41:14,960
Buy yourself a pack of Tato or something.

646
00:41:15,020 --> 00:41:16,040
I don't know what that means.

647
00:41:17,500 --> 00:41:18,640
I think he means chips.

648
00:41:19,000 --> 00:41:19,800
Chips and dips.

649
00:41:20,000 --> 00:41:20,500
I'm not sure.

650
00:41:20,780 --> 00:41:22,680
Well, he didn't specify chips or dips.

651
00:41:22,940 --> 00:41:23,560
Just said Tato.

652
00:41:26,200 --> 00:41:27,940
Stur Chicken, thank you very much.

653
00:41:28,660 --> 00:41:30,400
Don't think my last donation went through.

654
00:41:30,660 --> 00:41:35,640
Stur Chicken says if it was a donation that had a slur attached,

655
00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,340
then, of course, it's not going to come through.

656
00:41:38,400 --> 00:41:38,900
That's a slur.

657
00:41:40,360 --> 00:41:41,380
You got a son.

658
00:41:41,520 --> 00:41:42,960
Stop slurring the pot there.

659
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:45,440
We don't like that shit up here.

660
00:41:46,160 --> 00:41:56,000
We like going into another territory and bringing stability to the region and installing democracy and freedom.

661
00:41:56,520 --> 00:42:01,140
We don't like slurs or any of that kind of shit.

662
00:42:01,660 --> 00:42:02,560
You hear me?

663
00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:07,640
Sturm words there from Fontaine and Farfurta.

664
00:42:07,740 --> 00:42:08,820
Thank you so much, sir.

665
00:42:10,480 --> 00:42:11,880
The three-year-old donation says,

666
00:42:11,980 --> 00:42:16,820
I barely had enough time to recover from our post-game tailgate the other day,

667
00:42:16,940 --> 00:42:19,500
and I find my country on the warpath again.

668
00:42:20,200 --> 00:42:22,320
We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

669
00:42:22,980 --> 00:42:26,160
For God, country, and Fontaine.

670
00:42:27,160 --> 00:42:28,320
Thanks very much.

671
00:42:28,860 --> 00:42:29,860
Very, very kind.

672
00:42:30,820 --> 00:42:31,860
Very, very kind.

673
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:36,980
Don't go away.

674
00:42:37,020 --> 00:42:38,940
We got the second half coming right up here.

675
00:42:40,080 --> 00:42:43,840
The second group round game of the World Soccer Trophy.

676
00:42:45,140 --> 00:42:47,320
U.S. leading North Korea.

677
00:42:47,880 --> 00:42:49,760
Two goals to the goose.

678
00:42:50,180 --> 00:42:50,940
It looks good.

679
00:42:51,340 --> 00:42:53,200
Looks like it could get even gooder.

680
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:56,040
Whether or not we go through, we don't know.

681
00:42:57,940 --> 00:42:59,300
We really don't know.

682
00:42:59,460 --> 00:43:01,400
There are known knowns.

683
00:43:01,500 --> 00:43:02,880
There are things we know we know.

684
00:43:03,660 --> 00:43:05,640
We also know there are known unknowns.

685
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:08,640
That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know.

686
00:43:09,500 --> 00:43:10,620
But there are also...

687
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:27,940
Cool new game.

688
00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,040
Mobile, real-time strategy game.

689
00:43:30,140 --> 00:43:30,520
For you.

690
00:43:30,720 --> 00:43:33,420
For mobile, smartphone, iOS, and Android.

691
00:43:33,540 --> 00:43:36,820
Compatible to explore dangerous alien world.

692
00:43:36,940 --> 00:43:38,540
In real-time with the strategy ball.

693
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:46,280
Also, that's not all. Remember this real-time super cool game. Fight no matter the odds.

694
00:43:46,280 --> 00:43:47,480
Includes in app purchasers.

695
00:43:47,480 --> 00:44:12,560
Second half underway here. It's the USA 2. Bad Korea 0. Bad Korea looking to try and take it apart. That's Bach. To Ssang. To Sagon. Sagon. Sagon puts the ball out. Bad control. And shaping up to be a pretty good game here is Dick Bush.

696
00:44:13,340 --> 00:44:39,200
To the States. Blast that balloon out into the space land. Headed back by Bad Korea. Bad Korea. Bad Korea. They're taking their time. They're taking their time on the balloon. Bad Korea. Some bad defending here from the States. We want to watch out. We can't let these guys in. Bad Korea now. They're trying to walk it in. Bad Korea.

697
00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:43,840
Get on top of these guys.

698
00:44:46,780 --> 00:44:50,240
Kind of defense. Kind of defense was that shit.

699
00:44:51,600 --> 00:45:04,180
Bad defense from the States has led ourselves into a situation where Bad Korea do have the chance to launch a missile from range.

700
00:45:05,680 --> 00:45:07,180
Rocket comes in.

701
00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,140
Dick Bush with the save.

702
00:45:14,880 --> 00:45:16,620
Dick Bush with the bush ball.

703
00:45:16,780 --> 00:45:17,640
Out to Newgate.

704
00:45:17,800 --> 00:45:18,240
Newgate.

705
00:45:19,480 --> 00:45:21,680
Bobby Twizzler to Koumets.

706
00:45:22,100 --> 00:45:24,280
Koumets plays it out to Sammy Bird.

707
00:45:25,580 --> 00:45:26,920
Plex again by Koumets.

708
00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:34,660
And Sammy Bird will be ruled as outside in that play.

709
00:45:34,660 --> 00:45:38,520
And that's a throw ball.

710
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:41,660
I beg your pardon.

711
00:45:41,780 --> 00:45:42,360
A free ball.

712
00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:44,860
To Bad Korea.

713
00:45:45,040 --> 00:45:46,020
It's rang now.

714
00:45:48,160 --> 00:45:49,620
Out to that central disc.

715
00:45:52,200 --> 00:45:53,840
Sagang with a lovely ball in.

716
00:45:53,900 --> 00:45:54,760
Trying to find his man.

717
00:45:55,080 --> 00:45:56,140
Dick Bush with the save.

718
00:45:56,260 --> 00:45:57,780
The U.S. not looking too good.

719
00:45:57,840 --> 00:45:58,840
Looking shaky here.

720
00:45:58,960 --> 00:45:59,660
Shaky ground.

721
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:01,160
Tyler Thompson.

722
00:46:02,140 --> 00:46:02,940
Jimmy Ressler.

723
00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,680
Plays it out to the right hand flank to Bobby Twizzler.

724
00:46:06,440 --> 00:46:07,140
Bob Twizz.

725
00:46:07,260 --> 00:46:07,940
The Twizzle stick.

726
00:46:08,060 --> 00:46:08,580
To Newgate.

727
00:46:08,900 --> 00:46:09,580
To Koumets.

728
00:46:09,820 --> 00:46:10,340
Koumets.

729
00:46:10,480 --> 00:46:11,180
Over the top.

730
00:46:11,260 --> 00:46:12,900
Tries to find Newgate with the floating through ball.

731
00:46:16,300 --> 00:46:16,780
Newgate.

732
00:46:18,240 --> 00:46:18,740
Koumets.

733
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,800
Takes a deflection.

734
00:46:22,940 --> 00:46:23,380
Goes up.

735
00:46:23,920 --> 00:46:24,820
For a U.S.

736
00:46:24,820 --> 00:46:26,840
Lead corner ball here.

737
00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:30,080
On 58 minutes.

738
00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,340
Jimmy Ressler.

739
00:46:42,560 --> 00:46:44,360
Curls the balloon into the center stage.

740
00:46:44,460 --> 00:46:45,440
Koumets goes up.

741
00:46:45,740 --> 00:46:46,480
Newgate's there.

742
00:46:46,820 --> 00:46:47,760
Newgate's in town.

743
00:46:48,000 --> 00:46:48,580
Doesn't get to it.

744
00:46:49,800 --> 00:46:52,260
The ball is put safely out in the touch.

745
00:46:53,400 --> 00:46:54,240
For a U.S.

746
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:55,220
Led throw invasion.

747
00:46:56,560 --> 00:46:57,360
Sammy Bird.

748
00:46:57,740 --> 00:46:58,940
Out to Deontay Bailey.

749
00:46:59,140 --> 00:47:00,620
Fletts the ball bounce off his back.

750
00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:02,180
It's a mistake.

751
00:47:04,480 --> 00:47:05,380
And it's back.

752
00:47:05,380 --> 00:47:05,840
Korea now.

753
00:47:06,100 --> 00:47:07,740
63 minutes on the shot clock.

754
00:47:09,420 --> 00:47:11,420
In the second quarter here.

755
00:47:12,820 --> 00:47:14,760
Looks like Newgate's in town.

756
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:15,520
Newgate.

757
00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:17,400
Out to Tabram.

758
00:47:17,540 --> 00:47:18,020
Tabram.

759
00:47:18,440 --> 00:47:19,000
To Twizzler.

760
00:47:19,460 --> 00:47:20,360
Back to Tabram.

761
00:47:21,700 --> 00:47:22,260
Twizzler.

762
00:47:22,560 --> 00:47:23,400
Back to Bayleaf.

763
00:47:23,820 --> 00:47:24,840
Bayleaf with a thunder.

764
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:24,940
Thunder.

765
00:47:26,060 --> 00:47:29,840
That just goes out for a lovely corner ball.

766
00:47:31,100 --> 00:47:35,700
Goalkeeper at a massive stretch.

767
00:47:37,700 --> 00:47:39,000
Thanks for the donation.

768
00:47:39,180 --> 00:47:40,340
We got warrants.

769
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:42,700
A series of slurs.

770
00:47:42,980 --> 00:47:44,080
Thank you very much.

771
00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,040
You got a slur.

772
00:47:47,100 --> 00:47:47,580
Congrats.

773
00:47:47,740 --> 00:47:48,120
Where is it?

774
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:48,840
We got warrants.

775
00:47:51,180 --> 00:47:52,460
Jimmy Ressler now.

776
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:55,640
Finding time to put that balloon in the middle box.

777
00:47:55,780 --> 00:47:56,380
Heads go up.

778
00:47:56,420 --> 00:47:56,800
Again.

779
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:58,220
It's a thunder strike.

780
00:47:58,940 --> 00:47:59,860
Sammy Bird.

781
00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:00,320
Oh shit.

782
00:48:00,480 --> 00:48:01,260
Tried to get on that.

783
00:48:01,500 --> 00:48:02,460
Andrew Livingstone.

784
00:48:02,680 --> 00:48:03,620
Thank you very much.

785
00:48:06,860 --> 00:48:08,160
I think it's Livingstone.

786
00:48:08,260 --> 00:48:09,260
It's not Livingstone.

787
00:48:10,400 --> 00:48:10,840
Well.

788
00:48:11,180 --> 00:48:13,040
My decision is not set in stone.

789
00:48:13,140 --> 00:48:13,940
But this is Sagan.

790
00:48:14,500 --> 00:48:15,640
Out to North Korea.

791
00:48:16,080 --> 00:48:17,040
Rocket ball.

792
00:48:18,540 --> 00:48:19,820
And Dick Bush.

793
00:48:22,340 --> 00:48:22,820
Saves.

794
00:48:23,160 --> 00:48:24,120
With his crotch.

795
00:48:24,960 --> 00:48:26,760
You got to see that save again from Dick Bush.

796
00:48:27,460 --> 00:48:27,940
Unbelievable.

797
00:48:27,940 --> 00:48:29,960
Yeah.

798
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:33,000
You got these Koreans trying to launch missile after missile.

799
00:48:33,100 --> 00:48:33,340
Right?

800
00:48:35,300 --> 00:48:39,400
And then you've got good old solid Dick Bush at the back.

801
00:48:39,960 --> 00:48:40,860
The Bushmaster.

802
00:48:41,640 --> 00:48:42,860
The Bushmaster.

803
00:48:43,240 --> 00:48:43,480
AR.

804
00:48:45,540 --> 00:48:47,160
And you see he made the first save.

805
00:48:47,160 --> 00:48:49,540
With his palm.

806
00:48:51,200 --> 00:48:52,580
And then again.

807
00:48:53,180 --> 00:48:53,780
Another.

808
00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:58,080
North Korean missile from Sagan comes in.

809
00:48:58,340 --> 00:48:59,360
And then Dick Bush.

810
00:48:59,500 --> 00:49:01,140
Save with the balls.

811
00:49:01,240 --> 00:49:03,080
The ballistic missile blockers.

812
00:49:03,740 --> 00:49:04,240
And.

813
00:49:04,940 --> 00:49:06,440
Hopefully he's okay after that.

814
00:49:06,800 --> 00:49:08,180
We don't know if he's wearing a cup.

815
00:49:08,280 --> 00:49:08,980
Or a piece.

816
00:49:10,180 --> 00:49:10,700
Yeah.

817
00:49:10,760 --> 00:49:16,020
I heard that we got a shipment of pieces came in via a care package last night.

818
00:49:16,740 --> 00:49:17,600
Is that so?

819
00:49:18,240 --> 00:49:18,640
Yeah.

820
00:49:18,780 --> 00:49:19,080
You got.

821
00:49:19,180 --> 00:49:20,820
You heard it right the first time baby.

822
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:22,820
Care package.

823
00:49:23,360 --> 00:49:24,500
Custom loadout.

824
00:49:24,740 --> 00:49:25,280
Came through.

825
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:26,200
Dick Bush.

826
00:49:32,520 --> 00:49:33,140
Newgate.

827
00:49:34,140 --> 00:49:34,860
Over to Twizzler.

828
00:49:35,440 --> 00:49:36,700
Back to Jimmy Twizzler.

829
00:49:37,420 --> 00:49:38,260
Out to Kumas.

830
00:49:38,580 --> 00:49:39,100
Kumas.

831
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:40,800
Kumas over the bar.

832
00:49:47,300 --> 00:49:48,800
You're going away to right.

833
00:49:48,860 --> 00:49:50,820
And Man Sang-Yong is coming on.

834
00:49:50,860 --> 00:49:51,520
Brian Spueller.

835
00:49:51,660 --> 00:49:52,640
Thank you very much.

836
00:49:53,200 --> 00:49:55,260
Kumas with 20 touches in the game.

837
00:49:56,460 --> 00:49:58,840
That's two substitutions coming on.

838
00:49:59,040 --> 00:50:00,220
And a heartbeat.

839
00:50:00,580 --> 00:50:02,820
For the North Korean team here.

840
00:50:02,980 --> 00:50:04,280
That's a foul on Kumas.

841
00:50:04,380 --> 00:50:05,540
Referee says play on.

842
00:50:05,860 --> 00:50:07,300
And this could be good here for the States.

843
00:50:07,900 --> 00:50:09,040
This could be very good.

844
00:50:10,320 --> 00:50:12,020
And what about that foul, right?

845
00:50:12,020 --> 00:50:13,660
We got someone fouling us.

846
00:50:13,740 --> 00:50:15,640
We need to take those guys downtown.

847
00:50:15,640 --> 00:50:19,740
Chad Valley.

848
00:50:20,200 --> 00:50:21,100
Deontay Bayleaf.

849
00:50:21,220 --> 00:50:22,020
Tyler Thompson.

850
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:25,000
Beautiful run of play here from the States.

851
00:50:25,760 --> 00:50:26,760
Just as I say that.

852
00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:27,900
North Korea come back.

853
00:50:28,100 --> 00:50:29,380
North Korean missiles inbound.

854
00:50:29,620 --> 00:50:30,180
Here we go.

855
00:50:30,320 --> 00:50:31,200
Young Sang-Yong.

856
00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:33,440
Sang-Yong with the ball now.

857
00:50:33,520 --> 00:50:34,540
Tries to get a balloon in.

858
00:50:35,400 --> 00:50:36,240
Takes a turn.

859
00:50:36,360 --> 00:50:36,900
Takes a twist.

860
00:50:37,020 --> 00:50:37,760
Goes past this man.

861
00:50:37,820 --> 00:50:38,720
Tries to get a curler in.

862
00:50:39,680 --> 00:50:40,820
Ball out to Newgate.

863
00:50:42,300 --> 00:50:43,260
Deontay Bayleaf.

864
00:50:44,160 --> 00:50:44,900
That's Bayleaf.

865
00:50:44,980 --> 00:50:46,040
Looking menacing here.

866
00:50:46,600 --> 00:50:47,640
Bayleaf with the twist.

867
00:50:50,120 --> 00:50:50,560
Tabram.

868
00:50:50,940 --> 00:50:51,900
Out to Twizzler.

869
00:50:52,100 --> 00:50:53,080
Who's offside.

870
00:50:55,880 --> 00:50:57,040
What you gotta do here?

871
00:50:57,100 --> 00:50:57,880
What's going on?

872
00:50:58,020 --> 00:50:59,240
He's always offside.

873
00:51:00,700 --> 00:51:01,680
We're trying our best.

874
00:51:02,460 --> 00:51:04,660
But our best is not good enough.

875
00:51:05,500 --> 00:51:08,180
It's a yellow card there for Wong Yubak.

876
00:51:08,520 --> 00:51:10,260
For that foul we saw.

877
00:51:10,540 --> 00:51:12,300
That was a long time ago against Kumas.

878
00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:12,660
Yep.

879
00:51:13,540 --> 00:51:15,180
I'm really happy about that actually.

880
00:51:15,180 --> 00:51:17,020
Because I didn't think that was going to happen.

881
00:51:19,800 --> 00:51:22,840
That's a yellow card for Wong Yubak.

882
00:51:24,100 --> 00:51:26,620
Chad Valley goes up for the ball striker.

883
00:51:27,200 --> 00:51:29,560
Mang Sang-Yong on the balloon now.

884
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:31,300
Korea looking menacing.

885
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:32,880
Dick Bush with the save.

886
00:51:34,500 --> 00:51:37,000
Five minutes of regulation time left to play.

887
00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:37,700
Bayleaf.

888
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,560
Lovely floating through ball to find Bobby Twizzler.

889
00:51:40,980 --> 00:51:42,040
It's Bobby Twizzler.

890
00:51:42,500 --> 00:51:44,280
Bobby Twizzler to Newgate.

891
00:51:46,480 --> 00:51:49,480
Born in the U.S. land.

892
00:51:49,480 --> 00:51:52,220
Born in the U.S. land.

893
00:51:52,220 --> 00:51:53,140
Congratulations.

894
00:51:53,140 --> 00:51:56,480
Born in the U.S. land.

895
00:51:56,480 --> 00:51:58,080
Mr. Newgate.

896
00:51:58,260 --> 00:51:59,180
Born in the U.S. land.

897
00:51:59,180 --> 00:51:59,860
You gotta go.

898
00:51:59,860 --> 00:52:01,260
Born in the U.S. land.

899
00:52:01,260 --> 00:52:03,140
An unbelievable strike.

900
00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,220
The whole time jam.

901
00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,200
From Newgate.

902
00:52:07,640 --> 00:52:10,100
To really hammer that shit home.

903
00:52:10,100 --> 00:52:13,140
Send me off to a fire land.

904
00:52:13,860 --> 00:52:17,420
To gonna kill the yellow man.

905
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:20,660
Born in the U.S. land.

906
00:52:20,660 --> 00:52:21,900
Beautiful Blazes Twizzler.

907
00:52:21,900 --> 00:52:22,660
About to Newgate.

908
00:52:22,740 --> 00:52:23,180
Bam!

909
00:52:23,180 --> 00:52:25,080
Born in the U.S. land.

910
00:52:25,080 --> 00:52:27,060
Born in the U.S. land.

911
00:52:27,060 --> 00:52:32,820
amazing play beautiful stuff

912
00:52:32,820 --> 00:52:56,000
where's barry i beg your pardon where's barry i don't know what you're talking about three

913
00:52:56,000 --> 00:53:03,260
goals to the goose here and dionte bayleaf is hungry he wants more here bayleaf and kumas

914
00:53:03,260 --> 00:53:11,360
plays that out to tyler thompson to newgate newgate back to thompson thompson long range drive

915
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:18,240
and that is a deflection ball into the hands of the rocket man

916
00:53:18,240 --> 00:53:24,160
cuckoo kachoo penalized

917
00:53:24,940 --> 00:53:31,360
what was wrong with that cuckoo kachoo was a good he got the ball right

918
00:53:31,360 --> 00:53:38,660
we don't know fifa could be bribed here you never know could be a north korean bribe but it's not

919
00:53:38,660 --> 00:53:44,280
enough even if they did do that bribe because it's three goals to the goose and kumas goals

920
00:53:44,280 --> 00:53:51,280
and the rocket men are dispatched

921
00:53:51,280 --> 00:53:58,280
rocket man are dispatched

922
00:53:58,280 --> 00:53:58,280
rocket man

923
00:53:58,280 --> 00:54:00,280
burning out his shoes are very long

924
00:54:00,280 --> 00:54:11,200
Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids

925
00:54:11,200 --> 00:54:17,280
In fact, it's cold as hell

926
00:54:17,280 --> 00:54:25,060
And there's no one there to raise them

927
00:54:25,060 --> 00:54:27,980
If they did

928
00:54:27,980 --> 00:54:34,480
Rocket Man should have been handled a long time ago

929
00:54:34,480 --> 00:54:40,020
Little Rocket Man

930
00:54:40,020 --> 00:54:42,580
We're going to do it

931
00:54:42,580 --> 00:54:45,840
Because we really have no choice

932
00:54:45,840 --> 00:54:48,200
And I want to tell you something

933
00:54:48,200 --> 00:54:50,200
Rocket Man

934
00:54:50,200 --> 00:54:56,320
Rocket Man

935
00:54:56,320 --> 00:55:06,480
And I think it's going to be a long, long time

936
00:55:06,480 --> 00:55:10,060
Until Sucked Down brings me round again to find

937
00:55:10,060 --> 00:55:13,340
I'm not the man that think I am at home

938
00:55:13,340 --> 00:55:15,820
Oh, no, no, no

939
00:55:15,820 --> 00:55:18,400
I'm a Rocket Man

940
00:55:18,400 --> 00:55:21,440
Rocket Man

941
00:55:21,440 --> 00:55:23,980
Burning out his fuse of heroin

942
00:55:23,980 --> 00:55:34,620
And I think it's going to be a long, long time

943
00:55:34,620 --> 00:55:38,140
Touchdown brings me round again to find

944
00:55:38,140 --> 00:55:41,400
I'm not the man that think I am at home

945
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:43,300
Oh, no, no, no

946
00:55:43,300 --> 00:56:02,540
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947
00:56:02,540 --> 00:56:05,920
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948
00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:11,040
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949
00:56:11,040 --> 00:56:19,820
Also, that's not all. Remember this real-time super cool game fight no matter the odds. Includes an app purchaser.

950
00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:37,480
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951
00:56:37,480 --> 00:57:07,460
Dookie!

952
00:57:07,460 --> 00:57:26,460
Dookie!

953
00:57:26,460 --> 00:57:28,460
Cool new game mobile return strategy!

954
00:57:28,460 --> 00:57:30,460
Tread-

955
00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:32,460
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956
00:57:32,460 --> 00:57:34,460
*Squeak*

957
00:57:34,460 --> 00:57:36,460
*Squeak*

958
00:57:36,460 --> 00:57:38,460
*Squeak*

959
00:57:38,460 --> 00:58:08,320
So far so good here.

960
00:58:08,780 --> 00:58:12,240
At the FIFA World Soccer Cup Trophy.

961
00:58:12,380 --> 00:58:13,980
Thank you so much to our sponsors.

962
00:58:14,180 --> 00:58:18,160
Far Far to Brian Spuhler, Andrew Livingston, the Series of Slurs.

963
00:58:18,280 --> 00:58:19,080
All those guys.

964
00:58:20,340 --> 00:58:23,000
U.S. crushing, dominating.

965
00:58:23,860 --> 00:58:25,880
All in their wake.

966
00:58:26,100 --> 00:58:30,100
Leaving behind them a trail of destruction and democracy.

967
00:58:30,300 --> 00:58:31,320
Instability too.

968
00:58:33,960 --> 00:58:38,040
Next up, the final group round game.

969
00:58:38,040 --> 00:58:38,740
Iraq.

970
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,780
USA versus Iraq coming right up.

971
00:58:45,880 --> 00:58:46,400
Don't go away.

972
00:58:46,500 --> 00:58:48,740
Promises to be an absolute blaster.

973
00:58:50,400 --> 00:58:52,840
Stars and Stripes versus the Stripes.

974
00:58:53,800 --> 00:58:55,080
With something in the middle.

975
00:58:55,160 --> 00:58:56,500
We don't know what that means.

976
00:58:56,760 --> 00:58:58,500
But democracy shines through.

977
00:58:58,980 --> 00:58:59,500
Stability.

978
00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:01,260
The Green Zone.

979
00:59:01,500 --> 00:59:02,540
Matt Damon.

980
00:59:02,900 --> 00:59:03,380
Kalani.

981
00:59:03,600 --> 00:59:04,280
Super Valley.

982
00:59:05,120 --> 00:59:05,840
It's all here.

983
00:59:05,940 --> 00:59:06,580
It's all to play for.

984
00:59:06,660 --> 00:59:07,480
Don't go away.

985
00:59:08,000 --> 00:59:09,240
Soccer live.

986
00:59:09,240 --> 00:59:12,940
In association with shit mobile games.

987
00:59:13,100 --> 00:59:14,200
Get them wild or hot.

988
00:59:14,840 --> 00:59:17,800
So we're looking at Plague Inc. today.

989
00:59:17,920 --> 00:59:24,240
Now this is a brand new real-time strategy game for your smartphone.

990
00:59:24,480 --> 00:59:25,860
It's available on Android.

991
00:59:26,180 --> 00:59:29,380
It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user.

992
00:59:29,380 --> 00:59:59,360
We'll be right back.

993
00:59:59,360 --> 01:00:15,740
So we're looking at Plague Inc. today.

994
01:00:15,740 --> 01:00:17,740
Now this...

995
01:00:17,740 --> 01:00:19,740
We'll be right back.

996
01:00:19,740 --> 01:00:49,720
We'll be right back.

997
01:00:49,720 --> 01:00:51,720
We'll be right back.

998
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:51,720
We'll be right back.

999
01:00:51,720 --> 01:00:53,720
We'll be right back.

1000
01:00:53,720 --> 01:00:55,720
We'll be right back.

1001
01:00:55,720 --> 01:00:57,720
We'll be right back.

1002
01:00:57,720 --> 01:00:59,720
We'll be right back.

1003
01:00:59,720 --> 01:01:01,720
We'll be right back.

1004
01:01:01,720 --> 01:01:03,720
We'll be right back.

1005
01:01:03,720 --> 01:01:05,720
We'll be right back.

1006
01:01:05,720 --> 01:01:07,720
We'll be right back.

1007
01:01:07,720 --> 01:01:09,720
We'll be right back.

1008
01:01:09,720 --> 01:01:11,720
We'll be right back.

1009
01:01:11,720 --> 01:01:13,720
We'll be right back.

1010
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:13,720
We'll be right back.

1011
01:01:13,720 --> 01:01:15,720
We'll be right back.

1012
01:01:15,720 --> 01:01:27,800
Through the night that our flag was still there.

1013
01:01:27,800 --> 01:01:44,040
Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave.

1014
01:01:44,040 --> 01:02:00,360
O'er the land of the free and the land of the brave.

1015
01:02:00,360 --> 01:02:22,360
And there are the F-16 flyover fly by night.

1016
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:30,300
Amazing, amazing work there from the F-16 crew in loving memory of Whitney Elizabeth Houston.

1017
01:02:30,300 --> 01:02:34,220
Let's get this game underway at the third group round game.

1018
01:02:35,220 --> 01:02:37,820
The USA versus Iraq.

1019
01:02:38,920 --> 01:02:47,980
And we're going to bring stability to this region with a few ballistic gold missiles launched in a shock and awe of attack waves.

1020
01:02:48,860 --> 01:02:51,440
And Newgate, first down the scene, gets the balloon in.

1021
01:02:51,540 --> 01:02:52,440
Bobby Twizzler.

1022
01:02:53,940 --> 01:02:55,780
Obeshemi Tabram looking to attack.

1023
01:02:56,120 --> 01:02:57,660
Nasser gets the ball.

1024
01:02:58,400 --> 01:03:00,580
Plays it back too far, Bobby Twizzler.

1025
01:03:01,160 --> 01:03:02,320
Out to Deontay Bailey.

1026
01:03:02,600 --> 01:03:04,420
Bailey with a floating fruit chip.

1027
01:03:04,720 --> 01:03:05,440
Out to Tabram.

1028
01:03:05,580 --> 01:03:06,540
Tabram to Newgate.

1029
01:03:06,660 --> 01:03:08,000
Newgate tries a turn.

1030
01:03:08,300 --> 01:03:08,980
Taken down.

1031
01:03:09,240 --> 01:03:10,140
Ref says play on.

1032
01:03:11,920 --> 01:03:12,760
Tyler Thompson.

1033
01:03:13,760 --> 01:03:14,920
Out to Bobby Twizzler.

1034
01:03:15,160 --> 01:03:16,940
Bobby Twizzler tries from range.

1035
01:03:17,060 --> 01:03:17,920
Ficoches off.

1036
01:03:18,560 --> 01:03:20,480
The Iraq defender.

1037
01:03:20,920 --> 01:03:22,540
Defense is tight.

1038
01:03:24,060 --> 01:03:25,060
Yeah, they might be tight.

1039
01:03:25,920 --> 01:03:28,460
We'll still see how we'll be able to break these guys down.

1040
01:03:30,600 --> 01:03:32,000
They got us on.

1041
01:03:35,400 --> 01:03:36,940
They're going away to Rikers.

1042
01:03:38,400 --> 01:03:42,520
And Jamie Twizzler steps up to take this balloon strike.

1043
01:03:43,400 --> 01:03:44,840
A balloon drone comes in.

1044
01:03:45,320 --> 01:03:47,440
Fisted away by Salat.

1045
01:03:48,540 --> 01:03:49,780
Jimmy Russler again.

1046
01:03:50,220 --> 01:03:50,820
Glancing header.

1047
01:03:51,060 --> 01:03:53,140
Overhead kick there from Tyler Thompson.

1048
01:03:53,280 --> 01:03:53,940
Doesn't connect.

1049
01:03:54,260 --> 01:03:55,460
Acrobatic deluxe.

1050
01:04:00,520 --> 01:04:02,580
Sammy Bird to Chad Valley.

1051
01:04:03,100 --> 01:04:04,520
Collects with the back of the foot.

1052
01:04:05,280 --> 01:04:06,120
Jimmy Russler.

1053
01:04:06,360 --> 01:04:07,400
Out to Tabram.

1054
01:04:07,560 --> 01:04:08,840
Tabram to Kumas.

1055
01:04:09,120 --> 01:04:09,700
Kumas.

1056
01:04:10,020 --> 01:04:10,740
Kumas.

1057
01:04:11,380 --> 01:04:12,540
Right over the bar.

1058
01:04:14,100 --> 01:04:15,800
He needs to keep those shots down.

1059
01:04:24,800 --> 01:04:26,420
Great shot from Kumas.

1060
01:04:27,220 --> 01:04:29,700
In association with Shit Mobile Game.

1061
01:04:29,700 --> 01:04:31,880
We're looking at Plague Inc. today.

1062
01:04:32,020 --> 01:04:38,320
Now this is a brand new real-time strategy game for your smartphone.

1063
01:04:38,540 --> 01:04:39,920
It's available on Android.

1064
01:04:40,260 --> 01:04:43,600
It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user.

1065
01:04:44,160 --> 01:04:47,820
And I gotta say, I played this all night last night.

1066
01:04:47,920 --> 01:04:48,960
And it's like coronavirus.

1067
01:04:49,360 --> 01:04:54,300
You can make your own new virus and spread around on the globe on your phone.

1068
01:04:54,860 --> 01:04:56,560
Kukukachu collects.

1069
01:04:56,640 --> 01:04:58,080
Headed back to Tyler Thompson.

1070
01:04:58,240 --> 01:04:58,940
Can't get it.

1071
01:04:59,020 --> 01:04:59,500
It's Abdul.

1072
01:05:00,400 --> 01:05:01,600
Abdul Rahman.

1073
01:05:02,100 --> 01:05:03,080
Out to El Kalik.

1074
01:05:03,460 --> 01:05:04,740
El Kalik for a rock.

1075
01:05:05,220 --> 01:05:06,060
It's Nasar.

1076
01:05:07,060 --> 01:05:08,800
Out to El Kalik again.

1077
01:05:12,880 --> 01:05:13,520
Dowd.

1078
01:05:13,880 --> 01:05:15,580
Chad Valley intercepts.

1079
01:05:16,320 --> 01:05:18,240
Bobby Twizzler now with an early ball.

1080
01:05:18,340 --> 01:05:20,000
Looking to find Newgate over the top.

1081
01:05:21,080 --> 01:05:22,320
He's held off by Farouk.

1082
01:05:23,180 --> 01:05:24,180
And Ramiz.

1083
01:05:25,660 --> 01:05:27,460
Safe hands there at the back for a rock.

1084
01:05:30,960 --> 01:05:31,580
Yeah, that's it.

1085
01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:32,140
More like it.

1086
01:05:32,180 --> 01:05:33,940
Newgate on the attack here.

1087
01:05:34,940 --> 01:05:36,840
Newgate tries to get that ball to Kumas.

1088
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:37,720
Doesn't work out.

1089
01:05:38,280 --> 01:05:39,380
Back out to Jimmy Russler.

1090
01:05:39,820 --> 01:05:40,440
Too small.

1091
01:05:40,640 --> 01:05:42,700
Deontay Bayleaf looking to get that ball.

1092
01:05:42,780 --> 01:05:43,480
About to Kumas.

1093
01:05:43,760 --> 01:05:44,440
Jimmy Russler.

1094
01:05:45,260 --> 01:05:45,760
Tabram.

1095
01:05:46,220 --> 01:05:46,700
Tabram.

1096
01:05:46,780 --> 01:05:47,620
Out to Twizzler.

1097
01:05:48,160 --> 01:05:49,300
Twizzler over the top.

1098
01:05:49,380 --> 01:05:50,280
Tries to find Newgate.

1099
01:05:50,620 --> 01:05:51,200
Headed away.

1100
01:05:54,060 --> 01:05:54,940
And a rock.

1101
01:05:55,200 --> 01:05:57,260
Looking comfortable here today.

1102
01:05:58,180 --> 01:06:00,940
Not phased by the U.S.-led coalition.

1103
01:06:02,660 --> 01:06:04,300
We only want to bring them freedom.

1104
01:06:05,080 --> 01:06:06,760
They don't understand what freedom is, though.

1105
01:06:06,820 --> 01:06:08,220
They're never being allowed to have freedom.

1106
01:06:08,220 --> 01:06:10,140
Sammy Bird.

1107
01:06:11,280 --> 01:06:12,140
Out to Twizzler.

1108
01:06:13,180 --> 01:06:14,740
Newgate looking to attack now.

1109
01:06:15,120 --> 01:06:15,880
Tyler Thompson.

1110
01:06:16,720 --> 01:06:17,980
Looking to attack Abdul.

1111
01:06:18,780 --> 01:06:19,220
Kalik.

1112
01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:21,060
Gets it to Namzy.

1113
01:06:21,380 --> 01:06:22,540
Namzy for a rock.

1114
01:06:23,100 --> 01:06:23,560
Namzy.

1115
01:06:24,560 --> 01:06:24,900
Whoa.

1116
01:06:26,980 --> 01:06:27,580
Dangerous.

1117
01:06:27,980 --> 01:06:30,340
The way that a rock struck us like that.

1118
01:06:30,400 --> 01:06:31,420
They nearly did damage.

1119
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:32,780
Reminds me of something.

1120
01:06:32,780 --> 01:06:49,620
Crazy, crazy dreams.

1121
01:06:49,980 --> 01:06:51,540
Crazy realities here.

1122
01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:52,960
Thanks for the donation.

1123
01:06:53,160 --> 01:06:54,020
We got awards.

1124
01:06:54,020 --> 01:06:54,840
Mr. Punch.

1125
01:06:54,980 --> 01:06:55,980
Thank you very much.

1126
01:06:56,700 --> 01:06:58,440
We'll get to your messages at halftime.

1127
01:06:59,980 --> 01:07:01,220
Brought to you.

1128
01:07:02,600 --> 01:07:04,380
By Deontay Bailey.

1129
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:07,440
Rabseed Fadal.

1130
01:07:07,540 --> 01:07:09,440
Out to Wasamir Samir.

1131
01:07:09,520 --> 01:07:11,180
Out to Willie Dowd.

1132
01:07:11,900 --> 01:07:12,960
Bobby Twizzler.

1133
01:07:13,400 --> 01:07:13,820
Twizzler.

1134
01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:14,720
To Newgate.

1135
01:07:15,080 --> 01:07:15,640
Newgate.

1136
01:07:16,280 --> 01:07:17,420
All right, baby.

1137
01:07:17,920 --> 01:07:18,580
All right.

1138
01:07:18,580 --> 01:07:46,580
And it was a fantastic run of play there by Bobby Twizzler.

1139
01:07:46,580 --> 01:07:47,460
The Twizzler.

1140
01:07:47,460 --> 01:07:50,900
And then a lovely, amazing goal.

1141
01:07:53,300 --> 01:07:54,080
From Newgate.

1142
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,640
To tap in.

1143
01:07:57,280 --> 01:07:58,740
Crazy, crazy world.

1144
01:07:59,260 --> 01:08:00,000
Crazy dreams.

1145
01:08:06,460 --> 01:08:07,100
Yeah.

1146
01:08:09,680 --> 01:08:10,240
Freedom.

1147
01:08:12,360 --> 01:08:13,120
Al Farouk.

1148
01:08:13,220 --> 01:08:14,480
27 minutes on the clock.

1149
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:18,640
Deontay Bailey.

1150
01:08:18,640 --> 01:08:20,260
Strong in the challenge.

1151
01:08:20,340 --> 01:08:21,220
A bit too strong there.

1152
01:08:21,320 --> 01:08:24,580
The referee says that's going to be an rocky free ball.

1153
01:08:26,580 --> 01:08:27,020
Yeah.

1154
01:08:27,480 --> 01:08:30,060
Bailey, if you like to go in hard, he goes in heavy.

1155
01:08:30,320 --> 01:08:32,020
He's a good guy.

1156
01:08:32,100 --> 01:08:33,120
Thanks for the donation.

1157
01:08:33,420 --> 01:08:33,860
We got awards.

1158
01:08:33,860 --> 01:08:37,480
Deontay Bailey pleading with the referee there to say, what's going on?

1159
01:08:38,660 --> 01:08:39,720
What's going on?

1160
01:08:40,440 --> 01:08:42,600
That was okay, what I did there.

1161
01:08:45,440 --> 01:08:46,740
Kukukachu looking again.

1162
01:08:46,800 --> 01:08:48,480
It's an Iraqi ball right now.

1163
01:08:49,360 --> 01:08:50,000
Danger ball.

1164
01:08:50,460 --> 01:08:51,320
Tripping the box.

1165
01:08:51,600 --> 01:08:53,160
You're going away to Rikers.

1166
01:08:53,420 --> 01:08:54,200
Jack in the box.

1167
01:08:54,300 --> 01:08:54,940
Kukukachu.

1168
01:08:55,020 --> 01:08:55,740
Get in there, baby.

1169
01:08:56,300 --> 01:08:57,020
Out to Newgate.

1170
01:08:57,280 --> 01:08:58,000
Here's Newgate.

1171
01:08:58,460 --> 01:08:58,900
Newgate.

1172
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,520
Takes it from the halfway line.

1173
01:09:00,860 --> 01:09:01,240
Newgate.

1174
01:09:01,380 --> 01:09:02,420
He's going alone here.

1175
01:09:02,840 --> 01:09:03,240
Newgate.

1176
01:09:03,880 --> 01:09:05,560
Oh, Newgate.

1177
01:09:06,840 --> 01:09:11,180
Chance to score a George Wayagul, but it didn't work out for him.

1178
01:09:11,240 --> 01:09:12,160
Obish Amy Tabram.

1179
01:09:12,240 --> 01:09:13,220
Out to Kumas.

1180
01:09:13,560 --> 01:09:14,900
Kumas to Newgate.

1181
01:09:15,760 --> 01:09:16,220
Bayleaf.

1182
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:17,360
Bayleaf.

1183
01:09:18,320 --> 01:09:21,220
Go past that right-hand post stick.

1184
01:09:22,380 --> 01:09:23,400
Deontay Bayleaf.

1185
01:09:25,400 --> 01:09:26,660
Crazy stuff, right?

1186
01:09:27,100 --> 01:09:27,920
Really is.

1187
01:09:28,300 --> 01:09:32,580
I said a long time ago, one of our objectives is to smoke them out and get them running and bring them to justice.

1188
01:09:33,380 --> 01:09:34,480
We're smoking them out.

1189
01:09:35,060 --> 01:09:35,740
They're running.

1190
01:09:36,740 --> 01:09:37,320
And now...

1191
01:09:39,320 --> 01:09:40,580
Arak Boulam.

1192
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,760
Out to Kumas.

1193
01:09:42,920 --> 01:09:44,260
Well, Kumas is going to try and attack.

1194
01:09:44,360 --> 01:09:45,480
It's Farouk, though, for Arak.

1195
01:09:46,260 --> 01:09:53,220
Arak, not Faze here by the shock and awe, which we've launched at their Bagdads.

1196
01:09:57,460 --> 01:09:58,220
Come on.

1197
01:09:58,920 --> 01:09:59,860
Out to Bayleaf.

1198
01:10:00,320 --> 01:10:00,840
Bayleaf.

1199
01:10:01,340 --> 01:10:02,060
Out to Twizzler.

1200
01:10:02,140 --> 01:10:02,540
Twizzler.

1201
01:10:02,740 --> 01:10:03,620
Trying to find Newgate.

1202
01:10:03,840 --> 01:10:04,660
He's onside.

1203
01:10:04,800 --> 01:10:05,180
Newgate.

1204
01:10:05,560 --> 01:10:06,460
Throws it back here.

1205
01:10:08,660 --> 01:10:09,480
Curling shot.

1206
01:10:10,360 --> 01:10:11,580
And it's in by Bayleaf.

1207
01:10:12,580 --> 01:10:13,100
Yeah.

1208
01:10:13,640 --> 01:10:14,520
Come on.

1209
01:10:15,320 --> 01:10:16,780
That's for Fallujah, baby.

1210
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:22,780
That's for Fallujah.

1211
01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:31,500
Amazing sight.

1212
01:10:32,600 --> 01:10:34,420
An amazing piece of pudding.

1213
01:10:35,780 --> 01:10:39,720
By the U.S. of state side.

1214
01:10:41,880 --> 01:10:46,340
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

1215
01:10:47,340 --> 01:10:47,880
Miss Lewinsky.

1216
01:10:48,880 --> 01:10:50,840
I never told anybody to lie.

1217
01:10:51,240 --> 01:10:52,200
Not a single time.

1218
01:10:53,260 --> 01:10:54,440
You gotta love it, right?

1219
01:10:54,980 --> 01:10:56,760
You got that ball in from Newgate.

1220
01:10:59,340 --> 01:11:03,060
Newgate right into the back of the heart of the Baghdad sect.

1221
01:11:03,400 --> 01:11:23,440
then Bailey reprisal strike come on well two goals do the goose here against the

1222
01:11:23,440 --> 01:11:31,580
Iraq we know they're harboring something have they got they've got an attack left

1223
01:11:31,580 --> 01:11:39,740
in them they're harboring bad stuff we need to go in there we also know they have a few strikes of

1224
01:11:39,740 --> 01:11:47,120
mass destruction we know we've got intelligence right we also have sons we're gonna go after this

1225
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:57,960
sons new gate whoa right over the bar again from Newgate I know are here for the American Dean the US

1226
01:11:57,960 --> 01:12:10,620
trying to keep their shot down it's so close so close for a touchdown yet so far for a holdout it's two

1227
01:12:10,620 --> 01:12:16,260
goals to the goose we're on the brink of halftime we're gonna get to read out some of your lovely kind

1228
01:12:16,260 --> 01:12:31,920
messages here as Iraq struggle to maintain equilibrium in the face of shock and awe at halftime it's Newgate and Bayleaf

1229
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:37,560
Bailey, Dick Bush with the safe hands walking up there to the tunnel.

1230
01:12:39,580 --> 01:12:40,980
Yeah, we got it going on.

1231
01:12:41,040 --> 01:12:41,860
We're going to do well.

1232
01:12:41,920 --> 01:12:43,220
I know we're going to do well, right?

1233
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:48,820
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1234
01:12:49,480 --> 01:12:51,060
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1235
01:12:51,060 --> 01:12:58,040
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1236
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1237
01:13:03,820 --> 01:13:05,600
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1238
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1239
01:13:09,560 --> 01:13:10,900
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1240
01:13:10,920 --> 01:13:11,960
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1241
01:13:14,380 --> 01:13:16,160
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1242
01:13:16,240 --> 01:13:16,860
Don't go away.

1243
01:13:18,120 --> 01:13:21,560
Quick chance to read a message there from Far Faraday.

1244
01:13:21,720 --> 01:13:22,700
Thank you very much.

1245
01:13:22,840 --> 01:13:26,160
If we end up winning this thing, I know one thing for sure.

1246
01:13:26,620 --> 01:13:30,000
It's going to be a bad day to be a light beer.

1247
01:13:30,780 --> 01:13:32,820
Ever hear of the Trail of Tears?

1248
01:13:33,740 --> 01:13:39,840
Well, we're going to be on the Trail of Beers in the parking lot after we reign supreme.

1249
01:13:40,140 --> 01:13:42,820
Thank you so much, Far Faraday.

1250
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:44,760
Hey, that's a sentiment and a half.

1251
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,580
I got the links.

1252
01:13:47,880 --> 01:13:53,780
I got the cold cuts, and I got six pack of bud, which I'm going to stop pounding as soon

1253
01:13:53,780 --> 01:13:57,800
as we hit the tarmac of that parking lot.

1254
01:13:58,940 --> 01:13:59,860
A rocky freedom.

1255
01:14:00,540 --> 01:14:07,380
Turning into an Iraqi nightmare at the moment as Nomsie is dispossessed by Cuckoo Cachoo.

1256
01:14:07,540 --> 01:14:08,480
Cuckoo Cachoo now.

1257
01:14:08,980 --> 01:14:09,780
Cuckoo Cachoo.

1258
01:14:10,360 --> 01:14:11,420
Cuckoo Cachoo.

1259
01:14:11,800 --> 01:14:12,800
All the way here.

1260
01:14:12,860 --> 01:14:13,580
Cuckoo Cachoo.

1261
01:14:13,960 --> 01:14:15,560
Oh, just over the bar.

1262
01:14:15,560 --> 01:14:17,560
Cuckoo Cachoo.

1263
01:14:18,520 --> 01:14:21,760
Got to tell you something about that son of a bitch, Cuckoo Cachoo.

1264
01:14:21,860 --> 01:14:22,960
He's really good.

1265
01:14:23,740 --> 01:14:25,940
But he should have passed that to Kumas.

1266
01:14:26,580 --> 01:14:33,020
You also have Bobby Twizzler opening up on that right-hand flank there.

1267
01:14:35,460 --> 01:14:35,920
Crazy.

1268
01:14:35,920 --> 01:14:35,940
Crazy.

1269
01:14:37,160 --> 01:14:37,580
Right?

1270
01:14:39,280 --> 01:14:45,760
Well, I can't say we didn't expect this onslaught because we've been playing some amazing soccer

1271
01:14:45,760 --> 01:14:46,840
in the run-up to this.

1272
01:14:50,240 --> 01:14:50,680
Yeah.

1273
01:14:51,060 --> 01:14:51,260
Yeah.

1274
01:14:51,260 --> 01:14:56,460
We were saying there earlier on, Megan Rapinoe was doing a dance on top of a dump truck.

1275
01:14:57,700 --> 01:14:58,980
And no one was watching.

1276
01:15:00,400 --> 01:15:01,660
What's that got to do with anything?

1277
01:15:02,520 --> 01:15:03,280
I don't know.

1278
01:15:04,360 --> 01:15:05,100
Cuckoo Cachoo.

1279
01:15:05,200 --> 01:15:05,840
Get that ball.

1280
01:15:05,960 --> 01:15:06,760
Lovely ball.

1281
01:15:09,200 --> 01:15:09,720
Bayleaf.

1282
01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:10,460
Newgate.

1283
01:15:10,660 --> 01:15:11,560
That's it, baby.

1284
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:13,120
Right in.

1285
01:15:13,520 --> 01:15:14,160
All right.

1286
01:15:19,680 --> 01:15:21,060
You've got to love it, right?

1287
01:15:22,340 --> 01:15:23,600
You've got to love it.

1288
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:34,060
I had a brother, I can't stop

1289
01:15:34,060 --> 01:15:38,200
Back north and with it gone

1290
01:15:38,200 --> 01:15:41,880
But still there, he's all gone

1291
01:15:41,880 --> 01:15:49,620
He had a woman who looked inside gone

1292
01:15:49,620 --> 01:15:52,640
I got a picture of a man

1293
01:15:52,640 --> 01:16:03,480
It looks like the Iraqis are going to try and tight mark Newgate

1294
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:04,580
But it's not going to work out

1295
01:16:04,580 --> 01:16:07,780
That's Newgate with America's third goal

1296
01:16:07,780 --> 01:16:12,160
And Jimmy Rustler out to Newgate again

1297
01:16:12,160 --> 01:16:12,880
The goal machine

1298
01:16:12,880 --> 01:16:14,420
Out to Bobby Twizzler

1299
01:16:14,420 --> 01:16:15,700
Out to Kumas

1300
01:16:15,700 --> 01:16:17,560
Kumas looking for Newgate

1301
01:16:17,560 --> 01:16:18,360
Doesn't work out

1302
01:16:21,680 --> 01:16:28,020
Man, alive, we're pressing these guys, we're pushing them, I like it

1303
01:16:28,020 --> 01:16:33,940
It's a kind of a free-flowing attack in winning football soccer I beg your pardon

1304
01:16:33,940 --> 01:16:35,400
Been waiting to see

1305
01:16:35,400 --> 01:16:38,580
Great strike there from Iraq

1306
01:16:38,580 --> 01:16:40,920
Sammy Bird collects

1307
01:16:40,920 --> 01:16:43,000
Sammy Bird

1308
01:16:43,000 --> 01:16:44,580
Tries to play in his man

1309
01:16:44,580 --> 01:16:46,300
It's a blank ball

1310
01:16:46,300 --> 01:16:49,940
Iraq now peddling back, trying to get something out of this

1311
01:16:49,940 --> 01:16:51,020
It's falling to Iraq

1312
01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:53,280
It's an Iraqi reprisal strike

1313
01:16:53,280 --> 01:17:00,280
An IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad

1314
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:00,280
And IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad

1315
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:00,280
And IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad

1316
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:00,280
And IED has just struck the back of the U.S. Baghdad

1317
01:17:00,280 --> 01:17:26,900
Yeah, well, we can't give these guys any room to maneuver right, you know?

1318
01:17:26,900 --> 01:17:28,900
Disgusting

1319
01:17:28,900 --> 01:17:29,560
Disgusting

1320
01:17:29,560 --> 01:17:31,400
Where was Dick Bush?

1321
01:17:31,400 --> 01:17:45,680
It was a sneaky, sneaky reprisal strike

1322
01:17:45,680 --> 01:17:48,520
By cowardly means

1323
01:17:48,520 --> 01:17:51,580
By insurgents based

1324
01:17:51,580 --> 01:17:54,300
In and around our Go Mouth satchel

1325
01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:55,820
And it's Satchel

1326
01:17:55,820 --> 01:18:01,280
Tabran with the ball

1327
01:18:01,280 --> 01:18:01,880
And Newgate

1328
01:18:01,880 --> 01:18:04,000
Tyler Thompson

1329
01:18:04,000 --> 01:18:05,580
Out to Bayleaf

1330
01:18:05,580 --> 01:18:07,460
Bayleaf from range

1331
01:18:07,460 --> 01:18:09,380
Amazing strike

1332
01:18:09,380 --> 01:18:10,740
From Bayleaf

1333
01:18:10,740 --> 01:18:15,760
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse

1334
01:18:15,760 --> 01:18:17,580
For that son of a bitch, Newgate

1335
01:18:17,580 --> 01:18:22,760
And Newgate, Saddam Newgate, thank you very much

1336
01:18:22,760 --> 01:18:27,280
Whatever happens, I will forever be born in the U.S.A.

1337
01:18:27,280 --> 01:18:30,280
I did not have relations with that Rapinoe

1338
01:18:30,280 --> 01:18:35,240
Thank you very much for that tip, Saddam Newgate

1339
01:18:35,240 --> 01:18:40,280
Also, big shout out to Ross, lovely Jihadi, and Tyvek Pouch

1340
01:18:40,280 --> 01:18:46,520
The time, 69 minutes on the shock clock, regulation FIFA time

1341
01:18:46,520 --> 01:18:51,160
Central, Eastern, and Western time zones

1342
01:18:51,160 --> 01:18:54,280
All incorporated into this attack reprisal

1343
01:18:54,280 --> 01:18:57,860
Cuckoo Kachoo looking to put some Fallujah sauce onto this

1344
01:18:57,860 --> 01:19:00,540
It's wrong, it's bad, it's blank

1345
01:19:00,540 --> 01:19:06,160
Cuckoo Kachoo with the ACOG side on the M4

1346
01:19:06,160 --> 01:19:09,780
Kumas, Kumas, Kumas takes a deflection

1347
01:19:09,780 --> 01:19:13,720
And rolls into the hands of Ramis

1348
01:19:13,720 --> 01:19:17,720
Farouk

1349
01:19:17,720 --> 01:19:19,980
Out to Samir

1350
01:19:19,980 --> 01:19:21,800
Back to Farouk again

1351
01:19:21,800 --> 01:19:23,120
Fadal

1352
01:19:23,120 --> 01:19:24,920
Salah

1353
01:19:24,920 --> 01:19:30,740
Sammy Bird collects, Sammy Bird pumping, pile driving down that wing now

1354
01:19:30,740 --> 01:19:31,560
It's a dump truck

1355
01:19:31,560 --> 01:19:33,900
Kumas with the ACOG over the Newgate

1356
01:19:33,900 --> 01:19:34,600
Twizzler

1357
01:19:34,600 --> 01:19:35,600
Twizzler

1358
01:19:35,600 --> 01:19:38,600
Stick that up your ass

1359
01:19:38,600 --> 01:19:40,080
We're coming for you

1360
01:19:40,080 --> 01:19:42,800
We're coming for you

1361
01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:48,620
I said a lot of times, but one of our judges is smoking a little water run in the Jets

1362
01:19:48,620 --> 01:19:53,140
I was born in the USA

1363
01:19:53,140 --> 01:19:57,180
Born in the USA

1364
01:19:57,180 --> 01:20:01,840
Got in a little hometown jam

1365
01:20:01,840 --> 01:20:06,240
So I put around the way my pants

1366
01:20:06,240 --> 01:20:09,780
Sending me to a foreign land

1367
01:20:09,780 --> 01:20:12,600
Remember Fallujah

1368
01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:14,460
Remember Basel

1369
01:20:14,460 --> 01:20:16,200
Remember Baghdad

1370
01:20:16,200 --> 01:20:19,340
The Uthratis

1371
01:20:19,340 --> 01:20:23,100
The Hanging Gardens of Babylon

1372
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:24,800
Born in the USA

1373
01:20:24,800 --> 01:20:28,740
Born in the USA

1374
01:20:28,740 --> 01:20:33,180
An amazing, amazing strike past the Iraqi gold mouth

1375
01:20:33,180 --> 01:20:36,640
And it was Bobby Twizzler

1376
01:20:36,640 --> 01:20:43,320
Who had a laser mounted ACOG on the top of his M4 boot

1377
01:20:43,320 --> 01:20:47,540
Would not escape the patient justice of the United States

1378
01:20:47,540 --> 01:20:49,960
And as of tonight

1379
01:20:49,960 --> 01:21:04,220
And now, Kumas

1380
01:21:04,220 --> 01:21:06,500
Looking to get another custom loadout

1381
01:21:06,500 --> 01:21:11,360
Care pack is delivered right down in central downtown Fallujah bad

1382
01:21:11,360 --> 01:21:14,680
Foul ball

1383
01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:21,580
I got that pack of bud

1384
01:21:21,580 --> 01:21:23,800
Refrigerated in a mini fridge

1385
01:21:23,800 --> 01:21:26,440
I can't wait to stop pounding it

1386
01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:28,360
You're looking to 25

1387
01:21:28,360 --> 01:21:29,180
Dick Cheney

1388
01:21:29,180 --> 01:21:30,200
Iraq

1389
01:21:30,200 --> 01:21:31,220
Iraq

1390
01:21:31,220 --> 01:21:33,000
Trying to come back with something there

1391
01:21:33,000 --> 01:21:34,140
Another IED

1392
01:21:34,140 --> 01:21:37,200
Strategically placed in a cowardly position

1393
01:21:37,200 --> 01:21:39,260
Outside our attack machine

1394
01:21:39,260 --> 01:21:44,580
Yeah, you know that you

1395
01:21:44,580 --> 01:21:45,960
You blew your chance

1396
01:21:45,960 --> 01:21:47,960
You only get one chance, right?

1397
01:21:48,900 --> 01:21:50,000
You blow it

1398
01:21:50,000 --> 01:21:51,440
We blow you

1399
01:21:51,440 --> 01:21:54,500
I don't like the sound of that

1400
01:21:54,500 --> 01:21:57,860
Sorry, can I just rephrase that?

1401
01:21:58,720 --> 01:21:59,540
Well, you can

1402
01:21:59,540 --> 01:22:00,660
But I mean, you said it now

1403
01:22:00,660 --> 01:22:03,340
It's gonna go down as if you said you were gonna blow that guy

1404
01:22:03,340 --> 01:22:05,140
I didn't mean it like that

1405
01:22:05,140 --> 01:22:06,300
I meant like in a war

1406
01:22:06,300 --> 01:22:09,380
Military kind of way like

1407
01:22:09,380 --> 01:22:10,660
Not in anything else

1408
01:22:10,660 --> 01:22:14,620
85 minutes on the shot clock there

1409
01:22:14,620 --> 01:22:15,560
Regulation time

1410
01:22:15,560 --> 01:22:16,480
No one's getting blown

1411
01:22:16,480 --> 01:22:18,200
And Cuckoo Kachoo now

1412
01:22:18,200 --> 01:22:21,840
Tries to send a lovely drone strike

1413
01:22:21,840 --> 01:22:24,580
Into the heart of the Iraqi hopes and fears

1414
01:22:24,580 --> 01:22:25,900
And it's El Kalik

1415
01:22:25,900 --> 01:22:27,300
Atenamzi

1416
01:22:27,300 --> 01:22:28,600
Salah

1417
01:22:28,600 --> 01:22:31,020
Salah trying to get this balloon in

1418
01:22:31,020 --> 01:22:34,780
And it's another beautiful, beautiful save from Dick Bush

1419
01:22:34,780 --> 01:22:37,880
Steps up and collects and collects that balloon

1420
01:22:37,880 --> 01:22:39,800
Rolls it out to Obesheimi Tabram

1421
01:22:39,800 --> 01:22:41,240
Tabram, last minute

1422
01:22:41,240 --> 01:22:43,440
Chance for America to get another

1423
01:22:43,440 --> 01:22:46,500
Super, super strike here

1424
01:22:46,500 --> 01:22:48,140
Newgate is in town

1425
01:22:48,140 --> 01:22:48,980
He's looking to collect

1426
01:22:48,980 --> 01:22:50,980
Out to Obesheimi Tabram again

1427
01:22:50,980 --> 01:22:57,040
Hey, you have trouble getting your woods out there, son?

1428
01:22:58,280 --> 01:22:59,100
I'm just excited

1429
01:22:59,100 --> 01:23:01,400
Cannot wait for the quarterfinal

1430
01:23:01,400 --> 01:23:01,920
Look at this

1431
01:23:01,920 --> 01:23:02,720
Bobby Twizzler

1432
01:23:02,720 --> 01:23:04,120
Twizzle with the strike

1433
01:23:04,120 --> 01:23:05,120
A real Twizzle crack

1434
01:23:05,120 --> 01:23:06,400
And Fadal

1435
01:23:06,400 --> 01:23:07,660
Can't collect

1436
01:23:07,660 --> 01:23:08,540
And it's Kumas

1437
01:23:08,540 --> 01:23:09,620
Tries to get that balloon in

1438
01:23:09,620 --> 01:23:10,660
Don't they collect

1439
01:23:10,660 --> 01:23:12,760
It's another Iraqi defensive

1440
01:23:12,760 --> 01:23:14,820
The defense for Iraq is too good

1441
01:23:14,820 --> 01:23:17,160
Kumas

1442
01:23:17,160 --> 01:23:22,000
And that's the final whistle here

1443
01:23:22,000 --> 01:23:24,000
USA

1444
01:23:24,000 --> 01:23:27,320
Hey, what are those guys trying to

1445
01:23:27,320 --> 01:23:28,820
What are they singing and dancing about?

1446
01:23:29,480 --> 01:23:32,000
Well, it seems as though Iraq just didn't

1447
01:23:32,000 --> 01:23:33,920
Even though they got beat, they're still through

1448
01:23:33,920 --> 01:23:37,800
But it doesn't matter

1449
01:23:37,800 --> 01:23:42,620
It does not matter one bit, one iota

1450
01:23:42,620 --> 01:23:45,540
Because the U.S. are through

1451
01:23:45,540 --> 01:23:51,180
To the quarterfinals of the World Soccer Trophy Deluxe

1452
01:23:51,180 --> 01:23:57,300
In association with Shit Mobile Games

1453
01:23:57,300 --> 01:24:03,840
And featuring Joe Rogan 2, Bill Clinton, Obama, and Fred Durst

1454
01:24:03,840 --> 01:24:09,420
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1455
01:24:09,420 --> 01:24:12,460
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1456
01:24:12,460 --> 01:24:13,720
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1457
01:24:13,720 --> 01:24:15,000
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1458
01:24:15,000 --> 01:24:16,080
Put them behind a fence

1459
01:24:16,080 --> 01:24:16,700
Build walls

1460
01:24:16,700 --> 01:24:17,400
Use blocks

1461
01:24:17,400 --> 01:24:19,500
And expand your empire

1462
01:24:19,500 --> 01:24:21,500
As well as the amount of time wasted

1463
01:24:21,500 --> 01:24:23,060
Oh man, I don't love this

1464
01:24:23,060 --> 01:24:53,040
Thank you.

1465
01:24:53,040 --> 01:25:15,840
Thank you for the donation.

1466
01:25:16,060 --> 01:25:16,680
We got more.

1467
01:25:16,680 --> 01:25:23,120
When she was an American girl, raised on promises.

1468
01:25:24,680 --> 01:25:32,240
She couldn't help thinking that there was a little more life somewhere else.

1469
01:25:33,280 --> 01:25:40,120
After all, it was a great big world with lots of places to run to.

1470
01:25:40,120 --> 01:25:43,520
Yeah, I think she had to die.

1471
01:25:44,240 --> 01:25:45,580
Try and cheat.

1472
01:25:46,420 --> 01:25:47,120
That wonderful thing.

1473
01:25:47,120 --> 01:25:53,460
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the U.S. soccer team.

1474
01:25:54,120 --> 01:25:55,960
Take it easy, baby.

1475
01:25:56,820 --> 01:25:58,540
Make it last all night.

1476
01:25:59,100 --> 01:26:02,740
She was an American girl.

1477
01:26:03,680 --> 01:26:07,580
Coming up, stay with us for more amazing soccer action.

1478
01:26:07,740 --> 01:26:09,920
It's the U.S.A. versus Uruguay.

1479
01:26:10,480 --> 01:26:13,540
In the first knockout round, the last 16 here.

1480
01:26:14,300 --> 01:26:15,620
Plays in the quarterfinal at stake.

1481
01:26:15,700 --> 01:26:16,400
Don't go away.

1482
01:26:16,920 --> 01:26:20,620
Soccer coming right here, right up after this message.

1483
01:26:21,160 --> 01:26:22,660
Do not adjust your smartphone.

1484
01:26:22,940 --> 01:26:28,160
This is amazing actual gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone.

1485
01:26:28,980 --> 01:26:29,820
No build time.

1486
01:26:29,960 --> 01:26:30,520
Yes, repeat.

1487
01:26:30,620 --> 01:26:31,540
No build times.

1488
01:26:32,000 --> 01:26:33,440
Scan the skies with a plane.

1489
01:26:33,780 --> 01:26:36,480
You are a war criminal and you are the best at what you do.

1490
01:26:36,620 --> 01:26:37,620
Direct unit control.

1491
01:26:37,840 --> 01:26:39,260
Repeat direct unit control.

1492
01:26:39,500 --> 01:26:40,220
Amazing stuff.

1493
01:26:40,220 --> 01:27:10,200
We'll be right back.

1494
01:27:10,200 --> 01:27:40,180
We'll be right back.

1495
01:27:40,180 --> 01:28:10,160
We'll be right back.

1496
01:28:10,160 --> 01:28:40,140
We'll be right back.

1497
01:28:40,140 --> 01:29:10,120
We'll be right back.

1498
01:29:10,120 --> 01:29:40,100
We'll be right back.

1499
01:29:40,400 --> 01:29:42,560
We're through to the last 16 here.

1500
01:29:42,720 --> 01:29:47,940
It's Uruguay versus the U.S.-led coalition.

1501
01:29:49,580 --> 01:29:51,960
And we're hoping for something good here today.

1502
01:29:53,000 --> 01:29:55,540
What have we got in store?

1503
01:29:59,720 --> 01:30:03,680
Newgate gets the game underway.

1504
01:30:03,680 --> 01:30:07,640
And we're going to go to the next two.

1505
01:30:07,640 --> 01:30:11,600
Doing good here.

1506
01:30:11,600 --> 01:30:15,560
Saracic, you got to the next two.

1507
01:30:15,560 --> 01:30:21,520
Chad Valley collects.

1508
01:30:21,520 --> 01:30:21,960
Kumas.

1509
01:30:22,560 --> 01:30:23,720
Kumas over the top.

1510
01:30:23,780 --> 01:30:24,460
Back to Newgate.

1511
01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:25,700
Sensual.

1512
01:30:26,000 --> 01:30:26,520
Sensual.

1513
01:30:26,740 --> 01:30:27,820
Out to Bobby Twizzler.

1514
01:30:28,120 --> 01:30:28,960
Bobby Twizzler.

1515
01:30:36,880 --> 01:30:38,280
You got a son.

1516
01:30:39,820 --> 01:30:41,040
Newgate, come on, baby.

1517
01:30:47,620 --> 01:30:48,540
Kainahaly.

1518
01:30:48,960 --> 01:30:49,760
Out to Baraja.

1519
01:30:50,480 --> 01:30:51,860
Baraja out to Gordo.

1520
01:30:53,380 --> 01:30:54,600
Ala Mendoz.

1521
01:30:54,980 --> 01:30:55,820
Floating through ball.

1522
01:30:55,920 --> 01:30:57,600
Trying to find Sarasayedi.

1523
01:30:58,540 --> 01:31:01,880
Obishimi Tabram blasts that ball into cyberspace.

1524
01:31:02,100 --> 01:31:03,080
Newgate collects.

1525
01:31:03,740 --> 01:31:04,720
Newgate on the cabbage.

1526
01:31:05,680 --> 01:31:06,840
Out to Bobby Twizzler.

1527
01:31:07,160 --> 01:31:08,800
Bobby Twizzler looking for Kumas.

1528
01:31:08,900 --> 01:31:09,980
Kumas with the glancing header.

1529
01:31:10,580 --> 01:31:13,360
Just flies past the post.

1530
01:31:15,020 --> 01:31:17,960
Big shout out to our boy Bugsy Barker for the tip there.

1531
01:31:18,080 --> 01:31:19,040
Thank you very much.

1532
01:31:19,040 --> 01:31:20,840
And Dick Cheney's long ball.

1533
01:31:21,720 --> 01:31:24,480
Dick Cheney's long ball with the five euro donation.

1534
01:31:24,640 --> 01:31:25,540
Thank you so much.

1535
01:31:27,160 --> 01:31:35,560
Dick Cheney's long ball says, looking forward to you guys celebrating your win by sharing a bowl of oatmeal and a sausage egg McMuffin.

1536
01:31:37,640 --> 01:31:38,640
Thanks very much.

1537
01:31:38,640 --> 01:31:38,760
Thanks very much.

1538
01:31:40,020 --> 01:31:41,260
Yeah, I can't wait to do that.

1539
01:31:41,320 --> 01:31:42,580
The drive-through is back open.

1540
01:31:42,680 --> 01:31:43,120
Did you hear that?

1541
01:31:44,060 --> 01:31:44,620
I did indeed.

1542
01:31:44,700 --> 01:31:48,960
Newgate looking to collect that drive-through ball from Bobby Twizzler.

1543
01:31:50,160 --> 01:31:52,060
Uruguayans are looking to attack too.

1544
01:31:52,060 --> 01:31:54,140
With Caniles.

1545
01:31:54,700 --> 01:31:55,800
Out to Alamendros.

1546
01:31:56,660 --> 01:31:57,100
Barraja.

1547
01:31:57,920 --> 01:31:59,580
It's a barrage of attacks here.

1548
01:32:00,900 --> 01:32:06,460
Chad Valley clicks on that left-hand flank catcher of the slide box.

1549
01:32:07,460 --> 01:32:09,640
Sammy Bird out to Kumass.

1550
01:32:10,420 --> 01:32:13,180
Kumass tries to find Newgate with a long ranger.

1551
01:32:14,340 --> 01:32:15,600
Jimmy Russler goes up.

1552
01:32:16,100 --> 01:32:18,040
DeAndre Bayleaf can't get a hold of that balloon.

1553
01:32:18,420 --> 01:32:19,460
Back to Russler again.

1554
01:32:19,540 --> 01:32:20,280
The Russellberger.

1555
01:32:22,220 --> 01:32:22,820
Bayleaf.

1556
01:32:23,900 --> 01:32:24,460
Kumass.

1557
01:32:25,260 --> 01:32:26,700
Kumass takes a turn.

1558
01:32:27,100 --> 01:32:28,040
Cuts inside.

1559
01:32:28,160 --> 01:32:28,700
Cuts outside.

1560
01:32:28,940 --> 01:32:29,820
Puts the ball in.

1561
01:32:30,980 --> 01:32:31,700
Taken away.

1562
01:32:32,060 --> 01:32:32,580
Interception.

1563
01:32:33,140 --> 01:32:35,020
Intercepted again there by the Uruguayan.

1564
01:32:37,620 --> 01:32:38,800
Uruguayan looking good here.

1565
01:32:38,880 --> 01:32:39,500
Newgate collects.

1566
01:32:39,760 --> 01:32:40,380
Back to Newgate.

1567
01:32:40,860 --> 01:32:41,880
Out to Tyler Thompson.

1568
01:32:42,300 --> 01:32:44,380
Tyler Thompson's touch leaves.

1569
01:32:44,500 --> 01:32:45,760
A lot to be desired.

1570
01:32:46,000 --> 01:32:48,940
And Ibrahim collects for the Uruguayans.

1571
01:32:49,480 --> 01:32:50,620
Out to Sarasesti.

1572
01:32:52,460 --> 01:32:52,940
Sarasesti.

1573
01:32:53,940 --> 01:32:55,480
U.S. collect that ball to safety.

1574
01:32:56,260 --> 01:32:57,820
Tyler Thompson to Newgate.

1575
01:32:58,580 --> 01:32:59,700
Now it's Kumass.

1576
01:32:59,980 --> 01:33:01,620
Looking for Newgate with a through ball.

1577
01:33:03,280 --> 01:33:04,160
Sammy Bird.

1578
01:33:06,920 --> 01:33:07,920
Tyler Thompson.

1579
01:33:12,920 --> 01:33:16,240
Very edgy, cagey display in these opening minutes here.

1580
01:33:16,400 --> 01:33:17,480
25 minutes on the clock.

1581
01:33:17,560 --> 01:33:18,660
Still no one makes a difference.

1582
01:33:19,320 --> 01:33:19,800
Kumass.

1583
01:33:19,800 --> 01:33:20,720
Long ranger.

1584
01:33:21,540 --> 01:33:22,360
Takes a deflection.

1585
01:33:22,520 --> 01:33:23,960
Goes right outside.

1586
01:33:24,540 --> 01:33:27,740
Pass the line for an American U.S. corner ball.

1587
01:33:29,640 --> 01:33:30,760
Well, I got to tell you something.

1588
01:33:30,860 --> 01:33:32,500
That guy Newgate's got a son.

1589
01:33:33,400 --> 01:33:34,000
Kumass.

1590
01:33:34,460 --> 01:33:34,700
Whoa.

1591
01:33:35,760 --> 01:33:36,720
Strike blaster.

1592
01:33:36,960 --> 01:33:38,400
You can tell he's upset with that.

1593
01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:41,180
Wow.

1594
01:33:41,180 --> 01:33:42,120
Peace Pigeon.

1595
01:33:42,180 --> 01:33:43,860
Thank you so much, Peace Pigeon.

1596
01:33:43,860 --> 01:33:47,420
With your kind-hearted and generous tip there.

1597
01:33:48,180 --> 01:33:49,180
How much was that?

1598
01:33:49,720 --> 01:33:52,400
25 Newgate baked beans.

1599
01:33:54,080 --> 01:33:54,620
Hey.

1600
01:33:55,180 --> 01:33:55,900
Peace Pigeon.

1601
01:33:56,460 --> 01:33:58,600
From me, Julia Roberts.

1602
01:33:59,160 --> 01:34:00,360
Ellen DeGeneres.

1603
01:34:00,720 --> 01:34:03,100
And the rest of the U.S.-led invasion team.

1604
01:34:03,620 --> 01:34:04,460
You got a son.

1605
01:34:04,620 --> 01:34:05,600
Thank you very much.

1606
01:34:06,780 --> 01:34:10,080
Jimmy Russler steps up to strike the balloon inside the middle.

1607
01:34:11,160 --> 01:34:13,140
It sails past everyone.

1608
01:34:14,740 --> 01:34:16,340
Tyler Thompson looking to collect.

1609
01:34:17,340 --> 01:34:21,180
Has a bit of a brain fart and puts that ball into touch.

1610
01:34:21,380 --> 01:34:25,260
Goes out for a goal blow to the Uruguayan goalblowers.

1611
01:34:26,840 --> 01:34:31,800
Alamendros sweeps balloon into the heartland of our fears.

1612
01:34:33,080 --> 01:34:34,760
Kumass looking for time.

1613
01:34:35,720 --> 01:34:37,180
Rolls that ball back to Bird.

1614
01:34:37,300 --> 01:34:38,080
Sammy Bird.

1615
01:34:38,780 --> 01:34:40,420
Chad Valley switches play.

1616
01:34:40,560 --> 01:34:41,820
Finds Cuckoo Kachoo.

1617
01:34:42,420 --> 01:34:44,620
Cuckoo Kachoo looking for Tyler Thompson.

1618
01:34:45,200 --> 01:34:46,580
Tyler Thompson gets a hold of it.

1619
01:34:46,760 --> 01:34:47,100
Dog it.

1620
01:34:49,580 --> 01:34:50,520
Bobby Twizzler.

1621
01:34:51,860 --> 01:34:53,920
Just could not turn on that ball, Twizzler.

1622
01:34:54,980 --> 01:34:56,680
Yeah, we want to see some of those Twizzle sticks.

1623
01:34:57,160 --> 01:34:57,620
Where are they?

1624
01:34:58,400 --> 01:34:59,360
Turkey Twizzlers.

1625
01:35:00,320 --> 01:35:01,880
Bernard Matthews.

1626
01:35:01,880 --> 01:35:04,880
Abused foul.

1627
01:35:09,680 --> 01:35:10,080
Barraja.

1628
01:35:10,820 --> 01:35:12,980
It's an Uruguayan attacks force.

1629
01:35:13,940 --> 01:35:16,020
And it looks like someone's falling down the box there.

1630
01:35:16,120 --> 01:35:20,200
Thank God nobody got booked for that.

1631
01:35:22,240 --> 01:35:23,880
Thanks very much, Peace Pigeon.

1632
01:35:23,920 --> 01:35:25,000
You say USA.

1633
01:35:26,060 --> 01:35:26,840
Three letters.

1634
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:28,600
That's all you need to say.

1635
01:35:29,560 --> 01:35:30,480
And Dick Bush.

1636
01:35:31,440 --> 01:35:32,360
Looks pumped.

1637
01:35:33,440 --> 01:35:36,200
He looks pumped up and ready to receive ball.

1638
01:35:36,200 --> 01:35:42,140
Balloon comes in.

1639
01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:42,920
It's Uruguayan.

1640
01:35:43,300 --> 01:35:44,320
It's dangerous.

1641
01:35:46,100 --> 01:35:47,320
It's out to Newgate.

1642
01:35:47,820 --> 01:35:49,280
Newgate's got no support here.

1643
01:35:52,500 --> 01:35:54,960
Newgate does well to hold on to the ball there.

1644
01:35:55,160 --> 01:35:57,260
Tenaciousness gives it away again in a heartbeat.

1645
01:35:57,500 --> 01:35:58,020
It's Sordo.

1646
01:35:59,440 --> 01:36:00,760
Sordo for Uruguay.

1647
01:36:01,420 --> 01:36:01,900
Intercepted.

1648
01:36:02,300 --> 01:36:03,880
Goes out for a Uruguayan throw.

1649
01:36:04,020 --> 01:36:07,420
0-0 here after 38 minutes of regulation play time.

1650
01:36:09,920 --> 01:36:11,500
Ball's in the central desk unit.

1651
01:36:12,260 --> 01:36:13,300
Out to Uruguay.

1652
01:36:13,360 --> 01:36:15,320
They're looking to build up an attack here.

1653
01:36:15,420 --> 01:36:17,720
A South American strike force of pain.

1654
01:36:18,720 --> 01:36:19,560
Like no other.

1655
01:36:19,680 --> 01:36:20,700
Cuckoo Kachoo though.

1656
01:36:20,820 --> 01:36:21,600
Knows what he's doing.

1657
01:36:22,940 --> 01:36:23,820
Out to Kumas.

1658
01:36:23,920 --> 01:36:24,640
Back to Bird.

1659
01:36:25,060 --> 01:36:26,020
Bird with the twist.

1660
01:36:26,120 --> 01:36:26,540
The turn.

1661
01:36:26,660 --> 01:36:28,020
Give himself space and time.

1662
01:36:29,020 --> 01:36:29,480
Kumas.

1663
01:36:29,700 --> 01:36:30,280
To Newgate.

1664
01:36:30,740 --> 01:36:31,220
Newgate.

1665
01:36:31,720 --> 01:36:32,540
Over to Twizzler.

1666
01:36:32,820 --> 01:36:33,260
Twizzler.

1667
01:36:33,460 --> 01:36:34,320
Looking for Newgate.

1668
01:36:34,500 --> 01:36:36,320
Just too much on it from Twizzler.

1669
01:36:41,100 --> 01:36:42,060
Come on guys.

1670
01:36:42,180 --> 01:36:43,320
We need to do this.

1671
01:36:47,780 --> 01:36:48,700
Cuckoo Kachoo.

1672
01:36:48,800 --> 01:36:49,860
Back with the balloon again.

1673
01:36:50,340 --> 01:36:51,200
Tyler Thompson.

1674
01:36:51,880 --> 01:36:53,040
Puts it out to Twizzler.

1675
01:36:53,560 --> 01:36:54,780
Twizzler cuts inside.

1676
01:36:55,600 --> 01:36:57,020
Looking for Newgate to make a run.

1677
01:36:57,020 --> 01:37:00,900
Newgate.

1678
01:37:02,220 --> 01:37:04,780
Nearly dispossessed his man in the danger zone.

1679
01:37:05,100 --> 01:37:05,960
That's half time.

1680
01:37:06,900 --> 01:37:07,940
0-0 here.

1681
01:37:09,820 --> 01:37:15,840
This crunch game brought to you in association with shit mobile games.

1682
01:37:15,940 --> 01:37:16,640
Get them now.

1683
01:37:16,900 --> 01:37:17,460
Get them now.

1684
01:37:17,540 --> 01:37:18,180
Get them good.

1685
01:37:19,300 --> 01:37:22,280
So we're looking at Plague Inc. today.

1686
01:37:22,280 --> 01:37:28,740
Now this is a brand new real time strategy game for your smartphone.

1687
01:37:28,960 --> 01:37:30,320
It's available on Android.

1688
01:37:30,660 --> 01:37:34,000
It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user.

1689
01:37:34,580 --> 01:37:38,220
And I gotta say, I played this all night last night.

1690
01:37:38,340 --> 01:37:39,360
And it's like coronavirus.

1691
01:37:39,760 --> 01:37:44,720
You can make your own new virus and spread around on the glow on your phone.

1692
01:37:45,840 --> 01:37:47,520
Second half underway here.

1693
01:37:48,720 --> 01:37:49,620
Crunch game.

1694
01:37:49,720 --> 01:37:50,500
We need to win this.

1695
01:37:50,620 --> 01:37:52,500
If we lose, we are out.

1696
01:37:52,940 --> 01:37:53,900
Winner takes all.

1697
01:37:55,180 --> 01:37:55,700
Uruguay.

1698
01:37:59,740 --> 01:38:01,440
It's a scrappy dappy affair.

1699
01:38:01,580 --> 01:38:02,460
It could go either way.

1700
01:38:03,180 --> 01:38:04,240
That's an offside.

1701
01:38:05,280 --> 01:38:05,920
And it's Newgate.

1702
01:38:09,240 --> 01:38:09,900
Yeah, look.

1703
01:38:09,960 --> 01:38:14,140
We're gonna have to really think about what are our options here.

1704
01:38:14,260 --> 01:38:16,420
We might even have to bring on another sub.

1705
01:38:16,500 --> 01:38:17,900
Because these guys are gonna do that.

1706
01:38:18,820 --> 01:38:19,880
That son of a bitch.

1707
01:38:21,100 --> 01:38:22,720
Barraja is going off for lobby.

1708
01:38:23,340 --> 01:38:24,100
He's got a son.

1709
01:38:26,500 --> 01:38:29,400
Could be a chance in 10 minutes, maybe.

1710
01:38:31,580 --> 01:38:34,160
For a little bit of that Shamrock magic.

1711
01:38:34,380 --> 01:38:36,200
We've got Frank Shamrock on the bench.

1712
01:38:36,640 --> 01:38:38,500
Warming up as we speak.

1713
01:38:39,160 --> 01:38:40,720
How's he warming up on the bench?

1714
01:38:40,920 --> 01:38:41,600
He's gonna get off.

1715
01:38:42,140 --> 01:38:43,220
That's the thing with Shamrock.

1716
01:38:43,340 --> 01:38:43,880
He does not.

1717
01:38:44,020 --> 01:38:45,260
He's constantly warm.

1718
01:38:49,600 --> 01:38:50,080
Newgate.

1719
01:38:50,540 --> 01:38:51,380
Out to Twizzler.

1720
01:38:51,780 --> 01:38:52,240
Twizzler.

1721
01:38:53,000 --> 01:38:53,760
Rolls it back.

1722
01:38:54,320 --> 01:38:55,160
Out to Tabram.

1723
01:38:55,980 --> 01:38:56,460
Tabram.

1724
01:38:56,980 --> 01:38:59,760
Looking a little bit lethargic.

1725
01:39:01,140 --> 01:39:02,060
Deone Bayleaf.

1726
01:39:02,900 --> 01:39:03,680
Out to Kumas.

1727
01:39:03,920 --> 01:39:04,380
To Newgate.

1728
01:39:04,600 --> 01:39:05,600
Newgate with a strike.

1729
01:39:08,140 --> 01:39:11,020
Just goes outside past that post.

1730
01:39:12,420 --> 01:39:13,540
So close.

1731
01:39:14,380 --> 01:39:14,920
For Newgate.

1732
01:39:15,780 --> 01:39:19,080
Yeah, you gotta say that Newgate strikes a pretty good ball.

1733
01:39:19,080 --> 01:39:19,180
All.

1734
01:39:21,460 --> 01:39:23,280
in association with Trump.

1735
01:39:23,960 --> 01:39:27,040
Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

1736
01:39:33,440 --> 01:39:38,720
And it's Jimmy Russler who'll step up and try and strike this balloon

1737
01:39:38,720 --> 01:39:41,520
into the central disc area.

1738
01:39:42,680 --> 01:39:46,260
Maybe the far post. Maybe the six-yard box.

1739
01:39:46,880 --> 01:39:49,300
We don't know. Ball comes in. Heads go up.

1740
01:39:49,340 --> 01:39:53,880
Deontay Bayleaf with the head. Just past the left-hand side of the Uruguayan post.

1741
01:40:00,160 --> 01:40:03,820
And it would have took something extra special from Deontay Bayleaf

1742
01:40:03,820 --> 01:40:05,480
to beat the goalkeeper from there.

1743
01:40:08,620 --> 01:40:11,020
Valbuena out to find Sarasade.

1744
01:40:11,840 --> 01:40:14,300
Kuku Kachu goes up. Falls to Sammy Bird.

1745
01:40:14,440 --> 01:40:16,300
Deontay Bayleaf finds Newgate.

1746
01:40:17,220 --> 01:40:20,380
Newgate plays it back to Obesheimi Tabram.

1747
01:40:21,020 --> 01:40:24,480
Tyler Thompson now. The Colorado Spring Wheeler.

1748
01:40:25,980 --> 01:40:27,420
Out to Jimmy Russler.

1749
01:40:28,040 --> 01:40:29,340
Lays a bit of Russell dust on it.

1750
01:40:29,480 --> 01:40:30,580
Looks like this is good here.

1751
01:40:31,280 --> 01:40:31,860
And it's Newgate!

1752
01:40:32,440 --> 01:40:33,300
Newgate! Oh!

1753
01:40:35,760 --> 01:40:40,300
And Newgate just could not make the difference there from the States.

1754
01:40:40,300 --> 01:40:45,920
A real sexualized piece of play from the States with a lovely chip from Kumas.

1755
01:40:46,580 --> 01:40:48,300
I don't know about Newgate.

1756
01:40:49,020 --> 01:40:51,180
Must have had his bean boots on.

1757
01:40:52,100 --> 01:40:57,260
Because that balloon wasn't going into the back of the Baghdad anytime soon.

1758
01:40:58,540 --> 01:40:59,660
You got a son.

1759
01:41:03,500 --> 01:41:06,900
59 minutes gone here. Still no goal either side.

1760
01:41:07,900 --> 01:41:09,120
It stays like this.

1761
01:41:09,480 --> 01:41:10,100
Half time.

1762
01:41:10,960 --> 01:41:11,740
Extra time.

1763
01:41:12,300 --> 01:41:13,000
We'll be ahead.

1764
01:41:13,740 --> 01:41:14,480
Bobby Twizzler.

1765
01:41:15,940 --> 01:41:18,020
Gets the Twizzle stick onto the balloon.

1766
01:41:19,460 --> 01:41:21,380
Back to the Uruguayan keepsaker.

1767
01:41:21,820 --> 01:41:22,840
Out to the middle disc.

1768
01:41:23,160 --> 01:41:24,240
Kuku Kachu goes up.

1769
01:41:24,800 --> 01:41:25,740
Now it's Jimmy Russler.

1770
01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:28,460
Looking to find in Twizzler on that right-hand flank side.

1771
01:41:28,540 --> 01:41:29,720
He does. He does well, Twizzle.

1772
01:41:31,100 --> 01:41:33,980
It's a poor attempt at clearage.

1773
01:41:35,040 --> 01:41:36,540
It wins out for the Uruguayans.

1774
01:41:36,780 --> 01:41:38,960
And Gordo has, sort of, has that ball right now.

1775
01:41:39,080 --> 01:41:39,700
Sarasade.

1776
01:41:40,480 --> 01:41:42,580
Chad Valley collects to Jimmy Russler.

1777
01:41:42,960 --> 01:41:44,720
Jimmy Russler to Newgate.

1778
01:41:45,140 --> 01:41:48,160
Newgate is one of our guys outside.

1779
01:41:49,700 --> 01:41:51,000
I think it's time for Shamrock.

1780
01:41:55,380 --> 01:41:58,760
Indeed, Frank Shamrock is about to come on here.

1781
01:41:58,960 --> 01:42:01,720
As well as a Uruguayan substitution.

1782
01:42:03,120 --> 01:42:03,680
The Tino.

1783
01:42:08,560 --> 01:42:09,880
Want to watch out.

1784
01:42:10,960 --> 01:42:12,600
These guys are on attack here.

1785
01:42:16,600 --> 01:42:17,980
Appeals for offside.

1786
01:42:18,540 --> 01:42:19,780
Not listened to here.

1787
01:42:20,360 --> 01:42:21,220
State ball.

1788
01:42:22,980 --> 01:42:24,420
Long ball mechanics.

1789
01:42:24,980 --> 01:42:26,120
Out to Barry Twizzler.

1790
01:42:26,720 --> 01:42:27,760
Bobby, I beg your pardon.

1791
01:42:27,840 --> 01:42:29,680
Bobby Twizzler finds Jimmy Russler.

1792
01:42:30,080 --> 01:42:30,980
To Kumas.

1793
01:42:31,180 --> 01:42:32,060
It's a shit ball.

1794
01:42:33,040 --> 01:42:33,560
Lobey.

1795
01:42:35,120 --> 01:42:36,500
Trying to play a high line.

1796
01:42:39,100 --> 01:42:40,120
De'Ani Bayleaf.

1797
01:42:41,200 --> 01:42:42,360
Out to Jimmy Russler.

1798
01:42:43,380 --> 01:42:43,940
Kumas.

1799
01:42:44,300 --> 01:42:45,060
To Shamrock.

1800
01:42:45,500 --> 01:42:46,060
Shamrock.

1801
01:42:47,360 --> 01:42:48,420
Holds up play.

1802
01:42:48,880 --> 01:42:50,300
Shamrock wins the foul.

1803
01:42:51,360 --> 01:42:53,760
Get the hell off the pitch, you goddamn.

1804
01:42:54,580 --> 01:42:55,480
Scum criminal.

1805
01:42:55,480 --> 01:42:56,400
Scum criminal.

1806
01:43:00,400 --> 01:43:03,380
71 minutes here in this last 16-round game.

1807
01:43:03,720 --> 01:43:07,480
Jimmy Russler steps up to try and take a strike here.

1808
01:43:08,100 --> 01:43:09,480
The Uruguayans have built a wall.

1809
01:43:10,040 --> 01:43:11,320
Trying to make us pay for it.

1810
01:43:11,440 --> 01:43:12,060
It's not going to work.

1811
01:43:13,060 --> 01:43:15,480
Jimmy Russler steps up to take the free ball.

1812
01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:17,760
Jimmy Russler, baby!

1813
01:43:17,900 --> 01:43:18,720
Come on!

1814
01:43:18,720 --> 01:43:21,720
All right, all right, all right!

1815
01:43:21,720 --> 01:43:23,720
All right!

1816
01:43:23,720 --> 01:43:53,700
All right!

1817
01:43:53,700 --> 01:44:23,680
All right!

1818
01:44:23,680 --> 01:44:25,680
All right!

1819
01:44:25,680 --> 01:44:27,680
All right!

1820
01:44:27,680 --> 01:44:29,680
All right!

1821
01:44:29,680 --> 01:44:31,680
Send that guy to Rikers!

1822
01:44:31,680 --> 01:44:35,680
You're going to win the Rikers for another challenge like that!

1823
01:44:35,680 --> 01:44:37,680
All right!

1824
01:44:37,680 --> 01:44:39,680
Frank Shamrock doing so well!

1825
01:44:39,680 --> 01:44:41,680
He's winning those fouls!

1826
01:44:41,680 --> 01:44:45,680
He's giving us the edge here!

1827
01:44:45,680 --> 01:44:47,680
Jimmy Russler steps up again here!

1828
01:44:47,680 --> 01:44:49,680
He's so far out!

1829
01:44:49,680 --> 01:44:51,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1830
01:44:51,680 --> 01:44:53,680
Jimmy Russler looks like he's going for something!

1831
01:44:53,680 --> 01:44:55,680
Russell!

1832
01:44:55,680 --> 01:44:57,680
Great save!

1833
01:44:57,680 --> 01:44:59,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1834
01:44:59,680 --> 01:45:01,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1835
01:45:01,680 --> 01:45:03,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1836
01:45:03,680 --> 01:45:05,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1837
01:45:05,680 --> 01:45:07,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1838
01:45:07,680 --> 01:45:09,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1839
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:11,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1840
01:45:11,680 --> 01:45:13,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1841
01:45:13,680 --> 01:45:15,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1842
01:45:15,680 --> 01:45:17,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1843
01:45:17,680 --> 01:45:19,680
He's getting the lead from here!

1844
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:21,680
Out to Sammy Bird!

1845
01:45:21,680 --> 01:45:23,680
Sammy Bird!

1846
01:45:23,680 --> 01:45:25,680
Taking that balloon far and wide!

1847
01:45:25,680 --> 01:45:27,680
Sammy Bird!

1848
01:45:27,680 --> 01:45:28,680
He's tripped!

1849
01:45:28,680 --> 01:45:30,680
Referee says play on!

1850
01:45:32,680 --> 01:45:33,680
Relinquished again!

1851
01:45:33,680 --> 01:45:35,680
De'Ana Bailey through the Shamrock!

1852
01:45:35,680 --> 01:45:37,680
Shamrock with the goal baby!

1853
01:45:37,680 --> 01:45:39,680
Come on!

1854
01:45:39,680 --> 01:46:09,660
- Beautiful, beautiful first time strike ball from Frank Shamrock.

1855
01:46:09,660 --> 01:46:26,660
With the over looping ball that came in. I think from Deontay, Deontay Bayleaf with a beautifully crafted pass ball. Shamrock makes it look so god damn easy. Frank Shamrock for the USA.

1856
01:46:39,640 --> 01:46:51,640
And the end of this game, I can guarantee you that. Frank Shamrock feeds it out to Tyler Thompson. Tyler Thompson back to Bobby Twizzler. Bobby Twizzler with a shot from range.

1857
01:46:51,640 --> 01:47:03,640
And just saved by the key taker. Kuku Kachu taken down. Out to Tyler Thompson again. To Kumas. Kumas. Tries to find Shamrock.

1858
01:47:03,640 --> 01:47:09,640
Doesn't work out. Twizzler. Kumas. Twizzler. Twizzler with a curl. Saved by the keeper for Uruguay.

1859
01:47:09,640 --> 01:47:21,640
Saved by the keeper for Uruguay. This beautiful play from the States. And Uruguay feeling the pinch right now.

1860
01:47:21,640 --> 01:47:29,640
They're trying everything within their means to try and get something in. It looks like they could be in right here. Uruguay strike. Great save by Dick Bush.

1861
01:47:29,640 --> 01:47:39,640
Kuku Kachu. With that clutch. Clutch tackle. Kuku Kachu taken down. And with the ball back again Kuku Kachu.

1862
01:47:39,640 --> 01:47:43,640
I tell you this is the best display I've ever seen from the States.

1863
01:47:47,640 --> 01:48:03,640
Kumas. He's got Bayleaf ahead of him. Kumas is going alone. To Bayleaf. Bayleaf. Tries to find Shamrock. It's blank. And that's it. We're going through the quarter finals. Come on.

1864
01:48:07,640 --> 01:48:11,640
You know it. You know it baby.

1865
01:48:17,640 --> 01:48:25,640
Pat a cake pat a cake baker's man. Bake me a big bean. As best as you can Newgate.

1866
01:48:33,640 --> 01:48:35,640
Well we had it. We had it when it mattered most.

1867
01:48:37,640 --> 01:48:39,640
Fantastic. Couple of goals.

1868
01:48:41,640 --> 01:48:45,640
Crafted by Frank Shamrock first. Also Jimmy Russler.

1869
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:49,640
What a what a power performance from that guy.

1870
01:48:54,640 --> 01:48:56,640
Yeah we need to see them again. I want to see the free kick again.

1871
01:49:10,640 --> 01:49:14,640
And coming up right here right now. Here's a go. Boom.

1872
01:49:17,640 --> 01:49:19,640
We play on that shit.

1873
01:49:23,640 --> 01:49:28,640
Jimmy Russler with the Thunder Strike. Striking fear into the hearts.

1874
01:49:31,640 --> 01:49:32,640
Of the Uruguayans.

1875
01:49:34,640 --> 01:49:35,640
I got to tell you something else.

1876
01:49:36,640 --> 01:49:38,640
What about this play here from Shamrock.

1877
01:49:39,640 --> 01:49:41,640
Shamrock wins the ball. Give it to Deontay Bayleaf.

1878
01:49:41,640 --> 01:49:42,640
Deontay Bayleaf. Deontay Bayleaf.

1879
01:49:42,640 --> 01:49:44,640
Deontay Bayleaf over the Shamrock. Boom. Boom.

1880
01:49:44,640 --> 01:49:45,640
Boom. Boom.

1881
01:49:45,640 --> 01:49:46,640
Power.

1882
01:49:50,640 --> 01:49:51,640
You got it baby.

1883
01:49:51,640 --> 01:49:59,640
All right.

1884
01:49:59,640 --> 01:49:59,940
All right.

1885
01:49:59,940 --> 01:50:29,920
All right.

1886
01:50:29,920 --> 01:50:59,900
All right.

1887
01:50:59,900 --> 01:51:29,880
All right.

1888
01:51:29,880 --> 01:51:59,860
All right.

1889
01:51:59,860 --> 01:52:29,840
All right.

1890
01:52:29,840 --> 01:52:59,820
All right.

1891
01:52:59,820 --> 01:53:29,800
All right.

1892
01:53:29,800 --> 01:53:59,780
All right.

1893
01:53:59,780 --> 01:54:29,760
All right.

1894
01:54:29,760 --> 01:54:59,740
All right.

1895
01:54:59,740 --> 01:55:29,720
All right.

1896
01:55:30,540 --> 01:55:32,300
Columbia got the ball underway here.

1897
01:55:32,400 --> 01:55:33,360
They're looking pacey.

1898
01:55:33,440 --> 01:55:34,260
They're looking fast.

1899
01:55:34,320 --> 01:55:35,080
They're looking nippy.

1900
01:55:37,260 --> 01:55:39,560
As we know, they do really well in these tournaments.

1901
01:55:41,660 --> 01:55:47,140
But it's Jimmy, they're looking at the ball.

1902
01:55:47,140 --> 01:55:51,940
Newgate Newgate Newgate's going alone Newgate with a chip baller it's a

1903
01:55:51,940 --> 01:55:58,760
chipper doesn't work out from though Sammy Bird wanna go

1904
01:55:58,760 --> 01:56:04,700
you're going away to the right.

1905
01:56:04,700 --> 01:56:13,640
I was born in the USA, born in the USA.

1906
01:56:13,640 --> 01:56:22,160
Now, got in a little hometown jam, so they put a rock in my hands.

1907
01:56:22,160 --> 01:56:26,120
Set me up to a boy in the man.

1908
01:56:26,120 --> 01:56:52,480
Amazing, amazing curling ball from Sammy Bird. What a curler! Hey, how much curl he get on that? Crazy curl! Mr. Whippy! The ball rolled back to Sammy Bird who just curled one off into the back of the crap sack. And that's a goddamn crap shoe. Snake eye!

1909
01:56:52,480 --> 01:57:19,480
It's a real grandma's apple cherry pie deluxe just cooling on the windowsill of American hopes and fears. An eagle soars across a broken Colombian sky of dreams and nightmares and fears. Don't cry for me. We already made it. Big, big thanks to our sponsor who came through there, Macho Nan. Whoa! Dangerous!

1910
01:57:19,480 --> 01:57:34,480
Whoa! Dangerous! Macho Nan Mandy Cabbage who says, "USA all the way baby! Nixon 2020!" Sammy Bird, the curl hero!

1911
01:57:34,480 --> 01:57:49,480
"USA all the way baby!" This is beautiful stuff in the States. Sammy Bird again here. Out to Tyler Thompson. Out to Tabram. Tabram with a curler! Ooh! He had the goalie bet and it was going right into the back of the Baghdad.

1912
01:57:49,480 --> 01:58:10,480
Hey! Tell you something! We're gonna be curling them off all night! You're gonna have to eat our curlers! Columbia, you hear us? I don't care who you are! If you're fuck, you're gonna get fucked!

1913
01:58:10,480 --> 01:58:25,480
Bobby Twizzler! Bobby Twizzler tries to find Newgate with a floating through ball! Sammy Bird! Out to Deontay Bayleaf! Dispossessed! Bayleaf does well to get back there and try and win that ball back!

1914
01:58:25,480 --> 01:58:40,480
Colombian Cabbage at the moment! Colombian Cabbage Patch of Dreams into the central unit mix! It's Cuadorado! Out to the win to Quintero! Quintero now! Out to Rodriguez! James Rodriguez!

1915
01:58:40,480 --> 01:58:59,480
Dispossessed! By Jimmy Russler! And Kumas! He's gonna launch a nuke! All the way up to Newgate! Here's Newgate! Oh! So close! Son of a bitch! Newgate! Took too many touches there!

1916
01:59:03,480 --> 01:59:12,480
That was a head-on collision crash! On that left-hand flank! Cuadorado does well to get back! After that shake-up!

1917
01:59:12,480 --> 01:59:25,480
Colombians are dancing on the balloon as we speak! Bobby Twizzler! Bobby Twizzler! Looks to find Newgate! Glancing header! Back to Kumas! Kumas! Back to Sammy Bird! The Curl Burglar!

1918
01:59:25,480 --> 01:59:31,480
Sammy Bird! Sammy Bird! To Newgate! Newgate for two!

1919
01:59:31,480 --> 01:59:49,500
You gotta love that shit. Unbelievable.

1920
01:59:49,500 --> 01:59:53,440
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

1921
01:59:54,440 --> 01:59:54,840
Miss Luke.

1922
01:59:56,140 --> 01:59:56,780
Unbelievable.

1923
01:59:59,100 --> 02:00:00,860
Trump. Trump. Trump.

1924
02:00:00,860 --> 02:00:02,780
And it was Newgate.

1925
02:00:09,740 --> 02:00:12,160
Pat a cake, pat a cake, Baker's man.

1926
02:00:12,520 --> 02:00:15,680
Bake me a goal as fast as you can.

1927
02:00:20,220 --> 02:00:22,240
Sanchez to Barrios.

1928
02:00:22,840 --> 02:00:26,880
Out to Jodlado on that left-hand flank catcher.

1929
02:00:27,400 --> 02:00:28,420
Flank O'Brien.

1930
02:00:29,480 --> 02:00:31,080
Out to James Rodriguez.

1931
02:00:33,240 --> 02:00:33,600
Newgate.

1932
02:00:35,060 --> 02:00:36,340
Tries to get Balloon up.

1933
02:00:36,580 --> 02:00:37,180
Can't do it.

1934
02:00:39,440 --> 02:00:41,300
It was a Colombian attack coming for it here.

1935
02:00:41,420 --> 02:00:42,620
Sammy Berg collects.

1936
02:00:42,740 --> 02:00:44,740
Puts that ball up to the left-hand flanker.

1937
02:00:45,000 --> 02:00:46,280
And out to Bayleaf.

1938
02:00:46,360 --> 02:00:47,340
Deontay Bayleaf now.

1939
02:00:47,400 --> 02:00:48,460
We know he can hit him from range.

1940
02:00:48,540 --> 02:00:49,100
What can he do?

1941
02:00:49,160 --> 02:00:49,520
He turns.

1942
02:00:49,620 --> 02:00:49,980
He twists.

1943
02:00:50,080 --> 02:00:50,600
He puts it in.

1944
02:00:50,660 --> 02:00:51,520
Tries to find Newgate.

1945
02:00:51,620 --> 02:00:51,880
Newgate.

1946
02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:52,640
He's the offside.

1947
02:00:52,640 --> 02:00:53,220
He is.

1948
02:00:54,840 --> 02:00:55,960
Not going to work out.

1949
02:01:00,340 --> 02:01:01,560
You got a son.

1950
02:01:02,340 --> 02:01:03,240
Where is he?

1951
02:01:04,700 --> 02:01:07,120
I don't know why you keep asking that.

1952
02:01:07,320 --> 02:01:08,880
It's just a constant thing with you.

1953
02:01:12,880 --> 02:01:13,520
Falcao.

1954
02:01:13,660 --> 02:01:14,680
Can't get on to it here.

1955
02:01:14,780 --> 02:01:17,420
But Newgate's looking to try and make something here with Kumas.

1956
02:01:17,820 --> 02:01:18,740
It's Kumas.

1957
02:01:19,060 --> 02:01:19,660
Kumas.

1958
02:01:19,880 --> 02:01:20,660
Puts it in.

1959
02:01:20,860 --> 02:01:21,360
Twizzler.

1960
02:01:22,000 --> 02:01:23,040
Twizzle stick, baby.

1961
02:01:23,040 --> 02:01:25,300
Come on.

1962
02:01:31,380 --> 02:01:31,880
Yeah.

1963
02:01:35,880 --> 02:01:36,380
Come on.

1964
02:01:36,380 --> 02:02:01,900
And if that guy Twizzle stick, don't look.

1965
02:02:03,340 --> 02:02:05,320
Doing what he does best with the tap in.

1966
02:02:05,320 --> 02:02:06,220
Drop your hands.

1967
02:02:06,320 --> 02:02:07,740
Cross my engines.

1968
02:02:08,180 --> 02:02:09,340
Together we go.

1969
02:02:09,340 --> 02:02:10,280
He's a real sack-tapper.

1970
02:02:11,560 --> 02:02:14,100
Plays his ball in Winnebago State.

1971
02:02:14,160 --> 02:02:15,800
Came from Winnebago State University.

1972
02:02:16,020 --> 02:02:22,820
He was drafted into the Absolute College Ball Deluxe League from age 18 and 9 months.

1973
02:02:23,800 --> 02:02:27,980
Went all the way out to Turkey to play with some club out there and then back to the States again.

1974
02:02:28,400 --> 02:02:32,040
Where he teamed up with Bayley for the Colorado Springhoppers.

1975
02:02:32,500 --> 02:02:33,680
Bobby Twizzler now.

1976
02:02:33,800 --> 02:02:34,580
Out to Newgate.

1977
02:02:34,940 --> 02:02:35,940
Newgate controls.

1978
02:02:36,200 --> 02:02:36,620
Collects.

1979
02:02:36,660 --> 02:02:37,380
Turns his man.

1980
02:02:37,560 --> 02:02:38,120
Gives it in.

1981
02:02:38,200 --> 02:02:38,780
Kumas!

1982
02:02:39,680 --> 02:02:40,200
Come on!

1983
02:02:40,200 --> 02:02:42,860
Out of the line.

1984
02:02:43,980 --> 02:02:45,120
Oh, we're young.

1985
02:02:45,800 --> 02:02:47,700
Cause trance like us.

1986
02:02:48,040 --> 02:02:50,280
Nothing we were born to run.

1987
02:02:54,800 --> 02:02:56,120
Yes, come on.

1988
02:02:56,940 --> 02:03:03,400
Yeah, come on, Kumas.

1989
02:03:03,400 --> 02:03:07,120
That piece of shit, Kumas.

1990
02:03:07,120 --> 02:03:08,620
This is a good guy.

1991
02:03:08,620 --> 02:03:11,040
Gotta love it, right?

1992
02:03:11,040 --> 02:03:13,100
Strap your hands.

1993
02:03:13,100 --> 02:03:14,660
Cross my engines.

1994
02:03:14,660 --> 02:03:17,220
What about this turn from Newgate?

1995
02:03:18,660 --> 02:03:21,840
Made Sanchez look like a real card horse.

1996
02:03:22,660 --> 02:03:23,920
Oh, look at that.

1997
02:03:23,920 --> 02:03:23,920
Oh, look at that.

1998
02:03:23,920 --> 02:03:25,500
Trump 2020.

1999
02:03:25,500 --> 02:03:28,000
Keep in America's great again.

2000
02:03:34,340 --> 02:03:36,260
The Colombians are dumbstruck at the moment.

2001
02:03:36,260 --> 02:03:37,280
They don't know what hit them.

2002
02:03:37,280 --> 02:03:43,300
Sanchez tries to find Quintero.

2003
02:03:43,440 --> 02:03:44,340
Doesn't work out.

2004
02:03:44,440 --> 02:03:48,080
Sammy Bird, an omnipresent force in that back line.

2005
02:03:48,220 --> 02:03:49,660
And a strike force too.

2006
02:03:50,860 --> 02:03:51,240
Newgate.

2007
02:03:52,060 --> 02:03:54,640
Newgate turns over to Kumas.

2008
02:03:55,140 --> 02:03:56,360
Kumas tries to get one in.

2009
02:03:57,040 --> 02:03:59,560
Not enough space to perform those ballistics.

2010
02:04:01,040 --> 02:04:02,420
We know he's got it in him.

2011
02:04:06,260 --> 02:04:10,040
Columbia trying to rouse the spirits of the Colombian dream here.

2012
02:04:10,440 --> 02:04:11,320
It's not going to work out.

2013
02:04:11,800 --> 02:04:12,620
Not like that.

2014
02:04:13,760 --> 02:04:14,540
U.S.

2015
02:04:15,980 --> 02:04:17,020
Strong at the back.

2016
02:04:17,420 --> 02:04:19,660
Tyler Thompson going in for the sting tackle.

2017
02:04:20,680 --> 02:04:21,400
Arias.

2018
02:04:22,300 --> 02:04:25,340
Dispossessed by Sammy Bird, the curl burglar.

2019
02:04:26,980 --> 02:04:29,120
Sammy Bird going alone here.

2020
02:04:30,500 --> 02:04:32,360
Sammy Bird taking it all away.

2021
02:04:33,320 --> 02:04:35,080
Lays it back to Twizzler.

2022
02:04:36,760 --> 02:04:43,200
Twizzler lets off a rattlesnake, but it's saved by the Colombian keepsake and goes out for a U.S.-led

2023
02:04:43,200 --> 02:04:44,580
invasion from the corner.

2024
02:04:45,520 --> 02:04:47,060
You're going away to Rikers.

2025
02:04:50,480 --> 02:04:52,920
Saul Rosenberg, thank you very much.

2026
02:04:54,060 --> 02:04:54,860
Appreciate it.

2027
02:04:54,880 --> 02:04:55,720
You got it, son.

2028
02:04:56,800 --> 02:05:01,640
And it's Jimmy Ressler who steps up here to dispatch balloon into the middle distance at the back

2029
02:05:01,640 --> 02:05:02,140
and beyond.

2030
02:05:02,280 --> 02:05:02,800
Head goes up.

2031
02:05:02,800 --> 02:05:04,520
De'Ani Bailey for the head off the post.

2032
02:05:08,100 --> 02:05:08,860
Lovely stuff.

2033
02:05:08,960 --> 02:05:09,620
Chad Valley.

2034
02:05:09,860 --> 02:05:11,840
Chad Valley lays it back to Kumas.

2035
02:05:12,180 --> 02:05:12,920
Doesn't work out.

2036
02:05:13,080 --> 02:05:14,300
Chad Valley dispossessed again.

2037
02:05:17,300 --> 02:05:18,360
God damn.

2038
02:05:19,240 --> 02:05:20,780
That boy Valley is good.

2039
02:05:21,740 --> 02:05:23,180
All the way from Chad.

2040
02:05:24,460 --> 02:05:26,240
He used to make toys.

2041
02:05:27,100 --> 02:05:27,680
That is true.

2042
02:05:27,720 --> 02:05:31,100
Before he became a footballer, he made shit children's toys.

2043
02:05:31,100 --> 02:05:39,580
But now he's a soccer world league deluxe player.

2044
02:05:40,380 --> 02:05:43,000
Christian Vargas for Columbia.

2045
02:05:43,000 --> 02:05:44,340
Dispatches balloon up.

2046
02:05:44,420 --> 02:05:47,780
But it's a 4-0 halftime score.

2047
02:05:48,320 --> 02:05:50,240
Goes from Newgate, Twizzler, and Kumas.

2048
02:05:51,560 --> 02:05:53,760
Stick that up your Kumas.

2049
02:05:55,140 --> 02:05:56,000
Half time.

2050
02:05:56,000 --> 02:05:56,020
Half time.

2051
02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020
Half time.

2052
02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020
Half time.

2053
02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020
Half time.

2054
02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020
Half time.

2055
02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,020
Half time.

2056
02:05:56,020 --> 02:05:56,480
Half time.

2057
02:05:56,480 --> 02:05:56,920
Half time.

2058
02:05:56,920 --> 02:05:57,460
Half time.

2059
02:05:57,460 --> 02:06:00,200
In association with shit mobile games.

2060
02:06:00,200 --> 02:06:03,140
Play the shit new game for Android.

2061
02:06:03,140 --> 02:06:05,260
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2062
02:06:05,540 --> 02:06:08,320
Yes, it's available now on iOS and Android.

2063
02:06:08,460 --> 02:06:09,580
Upgrade your own legions.

2064
02:06:09,700 --> 02:06:10,860
Create your own dickheads.

2065
02:06:11,000 --> 02:06:11,920
Put them behind a fence.

2066
02:06:12,020 --> 02:06:12,540
Build walls.

2067
02:06:12,680 --> 02:06:13,240
Use blocks.

2068
02:06:13,420 --> 02:06:17,280
And expand your empire as well as the amount of time wasted.

2069
02:06:19,140 --> 02:06:21,540
Ed Newgate gets the ball in the way for the States.

2070
02:06:21,780 --> 02:06:24,080
Jimmy Russler out to Deontay Bayleaf.

2071
02:06:24,200 --> 02:06:25,240
To Sammy Bird.

2072
02:06:25,700 --> 02:06:26,540
Sammy Bird.

2073
02:06:26,700 --> 02:06:27,560
Out to Kumas.

2074
02:06:27,800 --> 02:06:28,700
Kumas with the chip.

2075
02:06:28,800 --> 02:06:29,500
Finds Bird again.

2076
02:06:29,580 --> 02:06:31,780
Making an overlapping run on that left-hand flag side.

2077
02:06:32,520 --> 02:06:33,000
Cruise missile.

2078
02:06:33,860 --> 02:06:34,160
Beautiful.

2079
02:06:34,920 --> 02:06:35,740
Lovely save.

2080
02:06:36,900 --> 02:06:38,300
Bobby Twizzler with the head.

2081
02:06:38,520 --> 02:06:39,560
Not strong enough, though.

2082
02:06:42,780 --> 02:06:46,160
You're looking to 25 to live for the donation for Dave.

2083
02:06:46,160 --> 02:06:46,500
Twist.

2084
02:06:47,200 --> 02:06:47,680
Taunt.

2085
02:06:48,500 --> 02:06:49,280
Saddam Hussein.

2086
02:06:49,360 --> 02:06:50,060
Thanks for the tip.

2087
02:06:51,700 --> 02:06:52,680
Bobby Shamy Tabran.

2088
02:06:52,760 --> 02:06:53,760
Goes up for the head ball.

2089
02:06:53,840 --> 02:06:54,620
Out to Barrios.

2090
02:06:55,380 --> 02:06:55,860
Barrios.

2091
02:06:56,800 --> 02:06:57,340
Dispossessed.

2092
02:06:57,440 --> 02:06:58,480
Deontay Bayleaf.

2093
02:06:58,900 --> 02:07:00,200
Three U.S. jerseys.

2094
02:07:00,480 --> 02:07:04,480
Completely tearing apart that Quintero of Barrios.

2095
02:07:05,020 --> 02:07:06,380
Tabran with the early ball.

2096
02:07:06,500 --> 02:07:07,600
Tries to find Newgate.

2097
02:07:07,780 --> 02:07:09,380
Newgate's going on for a deflection ball.

2098
02:07:09,940 --> 02:07:11,200
Safe hands for Vargas.

2099
02:07:12,140 --> 02:07:13,840
52 minutes on the shot clock.

2100
02:07:13,940 --> 02:07:15,260
It's a real ball blaster.

2101
02:07:15,660 --> 02:07:16,760
Out to the right-hand flank.

2102
02:07:17,380 --> 02:07:19,400
Quintero tries to do a curly-ballie.

2103
02:07:19,720 --> 02:07:21,500
Right to the men who need it most.

2104
02:07:21,780 --> 02:07:22,060
Rodriguez.

2105
02:07:22,480 --> 02:07:22,880
Cuadrado.

2106
02:07:23,640 --> 02:07:24,460
Cuadrado now.

2107
02:07:25,660 --> 02:07:25,900
Twist.

2108
02:07:25,980 --> 02:07:26,200
Turn.

2109
02:07:26,300 --> 02:07:26,940
Great ball in.

2110
02:07:27,140 --> 02:07:28,920
Not enough sauce on that shit.

2111
02:07:29,020 --> 02:07:31,840
And Jimmy Ressler takes control of the balloon.

2112
02:07:33,540 --> 02:07:34,580
Deontay Bayleaf.

2113
02:07:34,740 --> 02:07:36,560
Out to Bobby Twizzle.

2114
02:07:38,060 --> 02:07:38,540
Newgate.

2115
02:07:38,700 --> 02:07:39,780
Rolls it back to Kumas.

2116
02:07:39,880 --> 02:07:40,840
Kumas with the Rock.

2117
02:07:40,840 --> 02:07:41,180
Oh.

2118
02:07:41,960 --> 02:07:45,100
The long-range Strike Force Deluxe.

2119
02:07:53,720 --> 02:07:56,380
Charlie Goffy told me all about it yesterday.

2120
02:07:56,760 --> 02:07:57,540
Bag of bucks.

2121
02:07:57,640 --> 02:07:58,800
Thanks very much, baby.

2122
02:08:01,580 --> 02:08:03,380
Thank you very much.

2123
02:08:05,700 --> 02:08:07,380
Big shout-out to our donation.

2124
02:08:09,000 --> 02:08:09,480
Nation.

2125
02:08:10,040 --> 02:08:10,960
Bag of boxes.

2126
02:08:11,960 --> 02:08:13,400
For the 9-2-3.

2127
02:08:14,060 --> 02:08:15,020
Thank you very much.

2128
02:08:15,140 --> 02:08:15,860
Much appreciated.

2129
02:08:16,360 --> 02:08:17,520
Supporting the cause.

2130
02:08:18,060 --> 02:08:23,820
Supporting the U.S.-led invasion of the Colombian goldmouth.

2131
02:08:25,200 --> 02:08:26,160
Deontay Bayleaf.

2132
02:08:26,320 --> 02:08:26,840
Strong.

2133
02:08:27,800 --> 02:08:30,080
Takes that balloon off his opponent.

2134
02:08:30,420 --> 02:08:31,400
He's going all the way.

2135
02:08:31,500 --> 02:08:32,760
Can Bayleaf do it alone?

2136
02:08:33,120 --> 02:08:33,940
Bayleaf turns.

2137
02:08:34,220 --> 02:08:35,300
Tries to get a curl on it.

2138
02:08:36,260 --> 02:08:37,080
It's a shit ball.

2139
02:08:38,720 --> 02:08:40,700
And Quintero picks up the shit ball.

2140
02:08:41,000 --> 02:08:42,020
Out to the middle disc.

2141
02:08:42,700 --> 02:08:43,320
Yari Mina.

2142
02:08:43,540 --> 02:08:44,800
The Evertonian man.

2143
02:08:48,080 --> 02:08:49,060
Can't get on it.

2144
02:08:49,200 --> 02:08:49,900
It's Dick Bush.

2145
02:08:50,020 --> 02:08:50,820
Oh my God.

2146
02:08:50,880 --> 02:08:51,780
What's Dick Bush doing?

2147
02:08:52,340 --> 02:08:53,640
He's out on his own, baby.

2148
02:08:53,800 --> 02:08:54,520
It's Dick Bush.

2149
02:08:55,440 --> 02:08:57,300
He's about to give them some dick.

2150
02:08:59,980 --> 02:09:01,240
Obish Amy Tabram.

2151
02:09:01,700 --> 02:09:03,180
Gets the balloon into Kumas.

2152
02:09:03,400 --> 02:09:04,660
Lovely touch to Newgate.

2153
02:09:04,960 --> 02:09:05,600
Newgate.

2154
02:09:05,780 --> 02:09:06,900
Off the post.

2155
02:09:07,700 --> 02:09:09,120
A real rat trapper.

2156
02:09:12,780 --> 02:09:14,660
Crazy, crazy dreams.

2157
02:09:14,660 --> 02:09:19,220
And Quintero is going to go off for Fabrice Fabra.

2158
02:09:23,780 --> 02:09:25,900
Apologies for some technical difficulties there.

2159
02:09:26,000 --> 02:09:27,060
We did lose the match down.

2160
02:09:27,200 --> 02:09:28,100
But we're back now.

2161
02:09:28,240 --> 02:09:29,160
Oh, I hope.

2162
02:09:29,420 --> 02:09:30,500
And that's a strike force.

2163
02:09:31,920 --> 02:09:33,340
Strike force nine.

2164
02:09:34,460 --> 02:09:36,240
And the referee has seen something here.

2165
02:09:36,340 --> 02:09:37,900
There's a foul, I believe, on Tyler.

2166
02:09:38,080 --> 02:09:39,440
Or an Obish Amy Tabram.

2167
02:09:41,520 --> 02:09:43,360
I think it could be a free ball here.

2168
02:09:44,000 --> 02:09:45,780
Obish Amy Tabram came and tried again.

2169
02:09:46,080 --> 02:09:47,300
That looks like Barrios.

2170
02:09:49,000 --> 02:09:51,680
Stuck his head into the back of Tabram's neck.

2171
02:09:52,560 --> 02:09:55,940
And it's Jimmy Rustler for the U.S.-led invasion here.

2172
02:09:56,040 --> 02:10:00,620
They're going to try and stick this balloon right into the back of the Colombian sack tappers.

2173
02:10:02,640 --> 02:10:04,340
They've been tapping too much sack.

2174
02:10:04,540 --> 02:10:07,220
And now it's time for Rustler to rustle their faces.

2175
02:10:08,000 --> 02:10:08,720
Rustle dust.

2176
02:10:09,860 --> 02:10:11,320
Ricochets off the balloon wall.

2177
02:10:11,460 --> 02:10:12,920
Right into the hands of Vargas.

2178
02:10:14,260 --> 02:10:15,060
Come on, man.

2179
02:10:15,080 --> 02:10:16,980
We need to get that ball over the wall.

2180
02:10:17,400 --> 02:10:18,780
These guys are building a wall.

2181
02:10:18,860 --> 02:10:20,080
They're trying to make us pay for it.

2182
02:10:21,860 --> 02:10:23,520
Sammy Bird to Kumas.

2183
02:10:23,820 --> 02:10:24,840
Kumas to Newgate.

2184
02:10:25,060 --> 02:10:26,960
Newgate tries to get it over the top to Twizzler.

2185
02:10:27,060 --> 02:10:28,420
Twizzler is not making a run.

2186
02:10:28,500 --> 02:10:29,840
He's not aware of his surroundings.

2187
02:10:30,920 --> 02:10:31,940
Cause for concern?

2188
02:10:32,820 --> 02:10:33,180
Maybe.

2189
02:10:33,780 --> 02:10:39,340
Maybe Frank Shamrock has to come on and try and take it to these Colombians.

2190
02:10:40,280 --> 02:10:40,940
Yari Mina.

2191
02:10:42,420 --> 02:10:43,940
Dispossessed by Kuku Kachu.

2192
02:10:44,900 --> 02:10:45,700
Kuku Kachu.

2193
02:10:45,900 --> 02:10:47,660
Such a solid presence at the back there.

2194
02:10:47,700 --> 02:10:48,760
Oh, Jesus Christ.

2195
02:10:49,520 --> 02:10:52,760
He nearly scored an own goal there, Kuku Kachu.

2196
02:10:53,880 --> 02:10:54,940
Tell you who it'll be now.

2197
02:10:55,760 --> 02:10:57,640
Good job he's not a Colombian scoring an own goal.

2198
02:10:57,720 --> 02:10:58,260
You know what I'm saying?

2199
02:10:59,100 --> 02:11:00,200
I don't know what you're saying.

2200
02:11:00,200 --> 02:11:03,360
Yeah, just remember Escobar.

2201
02:11:04,560 --> 02:11:05,460
The drug dealer?

2202
02:11:06,820 --> 02:11:08,000
No, not him.

2203
02:11:08,080 --> 02:11:08,600
Another one.

2204
02:11:10,940 --> 02:11:11,460
Whoa!

2205
02:11:12,620 --> 02:11:13,140
Firecracker.

2206
02:11:15,540 --> 02:11:16,760
Firecracker from Lerner.

2207
02:11:17,900 --> 02:11:20,520
Baz Lerner there for the Colombian.

2208
02:11:21,180 --> 02:11:21,700
Fark.

2209
02:11:22,060 --> 02:11:24,140
And absolutely farked it up.

2210
02:11:24,820 --> 02:11:27,440
Dick Bush with the outstretched palm.

2211
02:11:28,440 --> 02:11:31,140
Palm Stings Golf Resort there.

2212
02:11:31,860 --> 02:11:33,140
A lovely bit of Dick Bush.

2213
02:11:33,760 --> 02:11:34,320
Bush ball.

2214
02:11:44,660 --> 02:11:46,460
Get that Bush off the screen, please.

2215
02:11:48,160 --> 02:11:48,940
Thank you.

2216
02:11:51,080 --> 02:11:52,960
Header. Glancing header.

2217
02:11:52,960 --> 02:11:53,960
Header.

2218
02:12:01,380 --> 02:12:02,100
Oh!

2219
02:12:05,340 --> 02:12:10,700
Dick Bush furious with Cuckoo Cachoo to let that roll by.

2220
02:12:16,840 --> 02:12:22,020
The Everton man, Mina, with a great strike.

2221
02:12:22,020 --> 02:12:23,440
Not enough to do damage.

2222
02:12:25,440 --> 02:12:27,000
Would have been a turn up for the books.

2223
02:12:27,580 --> 02:12:28,780
Addy let that one go in.

2224
02:12:29,020 --> 02:12:34,400
You got a son.

2225
02:12:36,020 --> 02:12:38,540
Dick Bush floats balloon out to the middle center.

2226
02:12:40,840 --> 02:12:41,980
Collection plate.

2227
02:12:43,440 --> 02:12:44,440
Cuadro.

2228
02:12:44,440 --> 02:12:44,440
Cuadro.

2229
02:12:44,440 --> 02:12:45,940
Out to Falcao.

2230
02:12:48,240 --> 02:12:49,900
Deontay Bayleef to Newgate.

2231
02:12:50,320 --> 02:12:50,860
Newgate.

2232
02:12:51,360 --> 02:12:52,860
Tries to find Kumas.

2233
02:12:57,420 --> 02:12:58,980
Come on, U.S.

2234
02:13:02,980 --> 02:13:05,700
Obeshaimi Tabram to Tyler Thompson.

2235
02:13:06,600 --> 02:13:09,780
U.S.-led invasion coming thick and fast right now.

2236
02:13:10,060 --> 02:13:11,740
As Nuge tries to get onto this.

2237
02:13:12,920 --> 02:13:13,780
Jimmy Rustler.

2238
02:13:14,240 --> 02:13:15,120
Legs are tired.

2239
02:13:15,520 --> 02:13:19,240
Tired eyes, tired legs, and tired minds as Radomir Falco.

2240
02:13:19,680 --> 02:13:20,780
Pass it to Yari Mina.

2241
02:13:21,220 --> 02:13:22,160
Yari Mina now.

2242
02:13:22,820 --> 02:13:26,760
Foo ball trying to find Falco again, but Falco is bushed by Dick.

2243
02:13:30,420 --> 02:13:31,480
Chad Valli.

2244
02:13:32,320 --> 02:13:34,140
Early ball from Chad Valli.

2245
02:13:34,220 --> 02:13:34,960
The Toyman.

2246
02:13:35,160 --> 02:13:35,760
Toymaster.

2247
02:13:36,020 --> 02:13:37,380
Out to Bobby Twizzler.

2248
02:13:37,840 --> 02:13:38,980
Bobby Twizzler.

2249
02:13:39,880 --> 02:13:43,600
Oh, just over the fucking head of that guy Newgate.

2250
02:13:47,300 --> 02:13:47,940
Newgate.

2251
02:13:48,100 --> 02:13:49,040
So close there.

2252
02:13:49,580 --> 02:13:51,240
We're getting the fifth goal.

2253
02:13:51,980 --> 02:13:52,540
And that's it.

2254
02:13:52,580 --> 02:13:54,020
We're going to the semifinal.

2255
02:13:59,780 --> 02:14:01,660
Stick that where the sun don't shine.

2256
02:14:01,660 --> 02:14:02,660
don't shy.

2257
02:14:02,660 --> 02:14:08,660
Goals to the goose.

2258
02:14:08,660 --> 02:14:12,680
Goals to the goose.

2259
02:14:12,680 --> 02:14:13,680
It's nice.

2260
02:14:13,680 --> 02:14:14,680
It feels right.

2261
02:14:14,680 --> 02:14:16,680
It feels good.

2262
02:14:16,680 --> 02:14:19,840
Sammy Bird with a real rat trapper.

2263
02:14:19,840 --> 02:14:22,940
Curly, whirly, whirly bird.

2264
02:14:22,940 --> 02:14:26,460
Crazy, crazy dreams and scenarios.

2265
02:14:26,460 --> 02:14:31,660
It was Newgate who tried to chip that ball and then have you ever seen a curly bird?

2266
02:14:31,660 --> 02:14:32,660
Do you like this?

2267
02:14:32,660 --> 02:14:34,660
I don't think so.

2268
02:14:34,660 --> 02:14:38,660
Beautiful, beautiful stuff.

2269
02:14:38,660 --> 02:14:41,660
It's the kind of goal you pay money to see.

2270
02:14:41,660 --> 02:14:46,660
Tabram tried his own little bit of curly business.

2271
02:14:46,660 --> 02:14:50,660
Just went past the left hand flank poster.

2272
02:14:50,660 --> 02:14:52,660
How about this from Newgate?

2273
02:14:52,660 --> 02:14:56,660
Cheeky little sister from Bird.

2274
02:14:56,660 --> 02:14:59,660
Beautiful, beautiful stuff.

2275
02:14:59,660 --> 02:15:06,660
And a lovely sack tapper from that man, Newgate.

2276
02:15:06,660 --> 02:15:18,660
Crazy, crazy dreams and crazy realities here as the US-led coalition are heading fast and

2277
02:15:18,660 --> 02:15:20,660
furiously into the semi-final.

2278
02:15:20,660 --> 02:15:21,660
Don't go away.

2279
02:15:21,660 --> 02:15:26,660
More soccer coming right up in association with shit mobile games.

2280
02:15:26,660 --> 02:15:27,660
Mobile games, I make your point.

2281
02:15:27,660 --> 02:15:29,660
Do not adjust your smartphone.

2282
02:15:29,660 --> 02:15:35,660
This is amazing actual gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone.

2283
02:15:35,660 --> 02:15:36,660
No build times.

2284
02:15:36,660 --> 02:15:38,660
Yes, repeat, no build times.

2285
02:15:38,660 --> 02:15:39,660
Scan the skies with a plane.

2286
02:15:39,660 --> 02:15:42,660
You are a war criminal and you are the best at what you do.

2287
02:15:42,660 --> 02:15:43,660
Direct unit control.

2288
02:15:43,660 --> 02:15:44,660
Repeat, direct unit control.

2289
02:15:44,660 --> 02:15:46,660
Amazing stuff.

2290
02:15:46,660 --> 02:15:47,020
stuff.

2291
02:15:47,020 --> 02:16:17,000
*music*

2292
02:16:17,000 --> 02:16:22,120
Do not adjust your smartphone.

2293
02:16:22,300 --> 02:16:23,220
This is amazing.

2294
02:16:23,220 --> 02:16:23,580
Actually.

2295
02:16:44,040 --> 02:16:46,140
USA for Columbia zero.

2296
02:16:46,140 --> 02:16:52,740
Switzerland bet Portugal in the other quarter.

2297
02:16:52,860 --> 02:16:54,320
Final there is Brazil one.

2298
02:16:54,400 --> 02:16:54,760
Belgium.

2299
02:16:55,320 --> 02:16:57,640
Germany taking Nigeria to town.

2300
02:16:58,660 --> 02:17:00,680
4-1 in the other quarter.

2301
02:17:01,020 --> 02:17:05,080
That sets us up for a delicious, scintillating semifinal.

2302
02:17:08,900 --> 02:17:12,020
USA versus Switzerland.

2303
02:17:12,020 --> 02:17:18,020
The winner plays either Brazil or Germany in the final of the world soccer trophy.

2304
02:17:19,020 --> 02:17:20,220
Don't go away.

2305
02:17:21,140 --> 02:17:22,140
It's all to play for.

2306
02:17:22,640 --> 02:17:23,920
Coming right up.

2307
02:17:26,280 --> 02:17:27,620
After these messages.

2308
02:17:27,620 --> 02:17:34,120
So we're looking at plague Inc.

2309
02:17:34,180 --> 02:17:34,460
Today.

2310
02:17:34,580 --> 02:17:34,740
Now,

2311
02:17:34,800 --> 02:17:40,920
this is a brand new real time strategy game for your smartphone.

2312
02:17:41,120 --> 02:17:42,500
It's available on Android.

2313
02:17:42,720 --> 02:17:45,040
It's downloadable on the app store.

2314
02:17:45,220 --> 02:17:46,220
If you're an Apple user.

2315
02:17:46,220 --> 02:17:47,940
And I got to say,

2316
02:17:48,060 --> 02:17:50,380
I played this all night last night.

2317
02:17:50,380 --> 02:17:51,520
And it's like coronavirus.

2318
02:17:51,940 --> 02:17:54,020
You can make your own new virus.

2319
02:17:54,520 --> 02:17:56,880
And spread around on the glow on your phone.

2320
02:17:56,880 --> 02:17:59,860
*Hellows music*

2321
02:17:59,860 --> 02:18:03,860
*Hellows music*

2322
02:18:03,860 --> 02:18:05,400
Yo, where's Dookie?

2323
02:18:05,400 --> 02:18:06,300
Yo, Dookie!

2324
02:18:09,300 --> 02:18:09,800
Yo.

2325
02:18:09,800 --> 02:18:11,660
*whuzzah*

2326
02:18:11,660 --> 02:18:12,840
*whuzzah*

2327
02:18:12,840 --> 02:18:15,720
*whuzzah*

2328
02:18:15,720 --> 02:18:16,280
*gibberish*

2329
02:18:16,280 --> 02:18:17,320
Hold on.

2330
02:18:17,320 --> 02:18:18,320
Hello?

2331
02:18:18,320 --> 02:18:20,340
*whuzzah*

2332
02:18:20,340 --> 02:18:21,340
*whuzzah*

2333
02:18:21,340 --> 02:18:23,340
*whuzzah*

2334
02:18:23,340 --> 02:18:23,840
*whuzzah*

2335
02:18:23,840 --> 02:18:36,080
So we're looking at Plague Inc. today.

2336
02:18:36,080 --> 02:19:06,060
Plague Inc.

2337
02:19:06,060 --> 02:19:36,040
Plague Inc.

2338
02:19:36,040 --> 02:20:06,020
Plague Inc.

2339
02:20:06,020 --> 02:20:36,000
Plague Inc.

2340
02:20:36,000 --> 02:20:38,000
Plague Inc.

2341
02:20:38,000 --> 02:20:42,000
Plague Inc.

2342
02:20:42,000 --> 02:20:48,000
Plague Inc.

2343
02:20:48,000 --> 02:20:54,000
Plague Inc.

2344
02:20:54,000 --> 02:21:00,000
Plague Inc.

2345
02:21:00,000 --> 02:21:06,000
Plague Inc.

2346
02:21:06,000 --> 02:21:12,000
Plague Inc.

2347
02:21:12,000 --> 02:21:18,000
Plague Inc.

2348
02:21:18,000 --> 02:21:26,000
Plague Inc.

2349
02:21:26,000 --> 02:21:34,000
Plague Inc.

2350
02:21:34,000 --> 02:21:36,200
Chance for an early ball here.

2351
02:21:36,480 --> 02:21:38,380
An early strike force.

2352
02:21:40,380 --> 02:21:41,540
Chad Valli.

2353
02:21:42,520 --> 02:21:43,560
Chad Valli.

2354
02:21:43,660 --> 02:21:44,420
Bobby Twizzler.

2355
02:21:48,860 --> 02:21:50,660
And it's a Swiss balloon.

2356
02:21:50,840 --> 02:21:51,680
The Swiss collect.

2357
02:21:52,960 --> 02:21:53,880
Atua Kanji.

2358
02:21:55,380 --> 02:21:55,860
Rodriguez.

2359
02:21:57,900 --> 02:21:58,380
Mimedi.

2360
02:21:59,540 --> 02:22:01,140
Jimmy Russler goes up.

2361
02:22:01,220 --> 02:22:02,860
Tries to head that into the middle distance.

2362
02:22:02,860 --> 02:22:07,700
The Swiss knocking this ball around nicely.

2363
02:22:08,240 --> 02:22:10,260
And directly as well.

2364
02:22:10,360 --> 02:22:12,800
I mean we're going to have to deal with this somewhere or other.

2365
02:22:13,200 --> 02:22:15,260
Tyler Thompson says no.

2366
02:22:15,520 --> 02:22:16,560
I've got a hold of this.

2367
02:22:16,740 --> 02:22:17,460
Let me have it.

2368
02:22:17,820 --> 02:22:18,500
Deani Bailey.

2369
02:22:18,640 --> 02:22:19,560
Fat is Sammy Berg.

2370
02:22:24,400 --> 02:22:26,080
Cut out by the Swiss.

2371
02:22:27,460 --> 02:22:28,040
El Vedi.

2372
02:22:29,880 --> 02:22:30,680
Close up.

2373
02:22:31,820 --> 02:22:32,340
Sakari.

2374
02:22:32,860 --> 02:22:33,280
Sau.

2375
02:22:33,820 --> 02:22:35,040
Tries to find Shakiri.

2376
02:22:36,460 --> 02:22:37,360
Mimedi again.

2377
02:22:37,480 --> 02:22:39,060
Shakiri is making that run for it.

2378
02:22:40,120 --> 02:22:41,760
Dispossessed by Kuku Kuchu.

2379
02:22:42,100 --> 02:22:42,900
Out to Newgate.

2380
02:22:43,060 --> 02:22:43,840
To Kumas.

2381
02:22:44,100 --> 02:22:44,680
Kumas.

2382
02:22:45,140 --> 02:22:46,020
Trying to find someone.

2383
02:22:50,200 --> 02:22:51,620
Reverse is foul ball.

2384
02:22:51,620 --> 02:22:51,660
Foul ball.

2385
02:22:53,660 --> 02:22:56,560
13 minutes of regulation playtime.

2386
02:23:04,140 --> 02:23:05,140
Kuku Kuchu.

2387
02:23:05,140 --> 02:23:05,460
Kuku Kuchu.

2388
02:23:06,920 --> 02:23:09,900
And that's a brain fart from DeAnde Bailey.

2389
02:23:10,280 --> 02:23:12,780
Sticks the balloon out of touch.

2390
02:23:13,420 --> 02:23:14,120
Into touch.

2391
02:23:15,980 --> 02:23:17,800
And the Swiss are looking good here.

2392
02:23:19,040 --> 02:23:21,020
Dick Bush with the fist.

2393
02:23:25,100 --> 02:23:25,800
Dangerous man.

2394
02:23:25,840 --> 02:23:26,680
Get that ball out.

2395
02:23:26,720 --> 02:23:27,700
These Swiss guys.

2396
02:23:30,700 --> 02:23:33,060
What do they know about soccer right?

2397
02:23:33,220 --> 02:23:35,440
Just all they know is chocolate and cheese.

2398
02:23:35,940 --> 02:23:36,460
Fondue.

2399
02:23:39,420 --> 02:23:40,220
Congratulations.

2400
02:23:41,580 --> 02:23:42,760
Mr. Fondue.

2401
02:23:45,760 --> 02:23:47,160
You got some cheese.

2402
02:23:49,480 --> 02:23:53,200
So far we've been very ineffective in front of this Swiss goal here.

2403
02:23:54,120 --> 02:23:55,000
No sign of Newgate.

2404
02:23:55,360 --> 02:23:56,860
No sign of Tyler Thompson.

2405
02:23:57,460 --> 02:23:58,220
Kuku Kuchu.

2406
02:23:59,220 --> 02:24:00,560
Out to Jimmy Rustler.

2407
02:24:01,360 --> 02:24:02,440
Slip of the disc.

2408
02:24:04,280 --> 02:24:04,680
Newgate.

2409
02:24:05,420 --> 02:24:06,080
To Kumas.

2410
02:24:06,500 --> 02:24:07,260
Back to Newgate.

2411
02:24:07,720 --> 02:24:08,160
Newgate.

2412
02:24:08,640 --> 02:24:09,320
Takes a shot.

2413
02:24:10,460 --> 02:24:12,900
Ricochets off of a Swiss chest.

2414
02:24:13,080 --> 02:24:14,140
Out for a corner ball.

2415
02:24:14,140 --> 02:24:20,180
And Iraq is free.

2416
02:24:31,320 --> 02:24:33,000
And Jimmy Rustler here.

2417
02:24:34,340 --> 02:24:36,000
Floats the balloon into the center.

2418
02:24:36,160 --> 02:24:37,100
Heads go up.

2419
02:24:37,800 --> 02:24:38,780
No one can get to it.

2420
02:24:40,300 --> 02:24:41,400
Bobby Twizzler.

2421
02:24:41,880 --> 02:24:43,380
Trying to close his man down.

2422
02:24:43,380 --> 02:24:47,840
He does well to force the throw ball.

2423
02:24:48,240 --> 02:24:49,720
Throw ball to the States.

2424
02:24:51,460 --> 02:24:53,320
Sammy Bird to Jimmy Rustler.

2425
02:24:54,320 --> 02:24:56,920
Switches play out to that flank.

2426
02:24:57,760 --> 02:24:58,240
Obeshemi.

2427
02:24:58,400 --> 02:24:59,040
Push back.

2428
02:25:01,560 --> 02:25:02,520
Tyler Thompson.

2429
02:25:03,200 --> 02:25:03,800
To Tabran.

2430
02:25:04,020 --> 02:25:04,500
Tabran.

2431
02:25:04,740 --> 02:25:05,420
Gets it in.

2432
02:25:05,620 --> 02:25:06,480
To Bobby Twizzler.

2433
02:25:06,580 --> 02:25:07,360
Bobby Twizzler.

2434
02:25:11,200 --> 02:25:13,320
That son of a bitch Twizzle stick.

2435
02:25:14,060 --> 02:25:15,800
Curls a pretty good ball.

2436
02:25:21,440 --> 02:25:23,060
Not good enough that time.

2437
02:25:34,780 --> 02:25:36,020
The men from the mountains.

2438
02:25:36,020 --> 02:25:36,340
The men from the mountains.

2439
02:25:41,120 --> 02:25:42,020
Doing well here.

2440
02:25:43,520 --> 02:25:47,840
The small country with a rich soccer heritage.

2441
02:25:48,680 --> 02:25:49,180
The hotbed.

2442
02:25:50,180 --> 02:25:51,280
The home place of FIFA.

2443
02:25:52,120 --> 02:25:52,860
Set bladder.

2444
02:25:54,240 --> 02:25:56,940
All those crazy FIFA guys.

2445
02:25:58,000 --> 02:25:59,180
In their mansions.

2446
02:26:00,400 --> 02:26:02,800
Brown envelope clad rooms.

2447
02:26:03,240 --> 02:26:05,900
And Newgate here looking to do something with his own little envelope.

2448
02:26:07,240 --> 02:26:08,880
Bobby Twizzler flex.

2449
02:26:09,980 --> 02:26:11,560
He fouled there Bobby Twizzler.

2450
02:26:12,200 --> 02:26:13,500
It's a scrappy game of play.

2451
02:26:14,180 --> 02:26:14,660
Mamedy.

2452
02:26:17,580 --> 02:26:18,960
Sammy Bird as well

2453
02:26:18,960 --> 02:26:20,200
win the ball from Xhaka.

2454
02:26:21,720 --> 02:26:22,920
Deontay Bayleaf

2455
02:26:22,920 --> 02:26:24,940
gets that through to Newgate who passes it back

2456
02:26:24,940 --> 02:26:25,980
and it's Bobby Twizzler.

2457
02:26:28,440 --> 02:26:29,000
Electric

2458
02:26:29,000 --> 02:26:30,840
piece of passing play there from the

2459
02:26:30,840 --> 02:26:32,920
States. Nearly

2460
02:26:32,920 --> 02:26:34,100
resulted in a goal.

2461
02:26:34,960 --> 02:26:36,920
Great forward thinking. Lovely stuff

2462
02:26:36,920 --> 02:26:38,800
all together. Twizzler

2463
02:26:38,800 --> 02:26:40,640
back to Newgate. Twizzler.

2464
02:26:40,860 --> 02:26:42,920
Twizzler for the States for one. It's good.

2465
02:26:42,920 --> 02:26:44,920
It's good.

2466
02:26:52,360 --> 02:26:54,360
And Bobby Twizzler

2467
02:26:54,360 --> 02:26:56,800
that Twizzle sticks to luck.

2468
02:26:57,960 --> 02:26:58,540
A real

2469
02:26:58,540 --> 02:27:00,080
green dreamer.

2470
02:27:00,080 --> 02:27:03,080
And said, son of a bitch, Twizzle stick.

2471
02:27:04,120 --> 02:27:06,280
Went down to save a bit.

2472
02:27:06,720 --> 02:27:08,660
And he said, son,

2473
02:27:09,020 --> 02:27:11,620
don't you understand now.

2474
02:27:12,200 --> 02:27:12,660
Woo!

2475
02:27:13,620 --> 02:27:15,400
I gotta tell you, that son of a bitch,

2476
02:27:15,520 --> 02:27:16,280
Twizzle stick,

2477
02:27:16,920 --> 02:27:18,620
scores a pretty good freedom

2478
02:27:18,620 --> 02:27:21,360
tap-in. Twizzler with the header

2479
02:27:21,360 --> 02:27:23,080
down to Newgate.

2480
02:27:23,520 --> 02:27:24,820
Strike for the luck.

2481
02:27:25,740 --> 02:27:27,060
And who's there to

2482
02:27:27,060 --> 02:27:29,120
tap sack? None other

2483
02:27:29,120 --> 02:27:30,500
than the American

2484
02:27:30,500 --> 02:27:31,380
tap sack

2485
02:27:31,380 --> 02:27:32,020
himself.

2486
02:27:32,660 --> 02:27:33,220
Bobby

2487
02:27:33,220 --> 02:27:34,080
goddamn

2488
02:27:34,080 --> 02:27:34,740
Twizzler.

2489
02:27:35,740 --> 02:27:37,000
You got a son.

2490
02:27:40,280 --> 02:27:41,920
Big shout out to our sponsor,

2491
02:27:42,120 --> 02:27:43,500
Dr. Ockerd's

2492
02:27:43,500 --> 02:27:44,560
Freedom Fries.

2493
02:27:48,760 --> 02:27:49,800
And the Swiss are

2494
02:27:49,800 --> 02:27:51,020
trying to come back with something

2495
02:27:51,020 --> 02:27:53,200
in their own little bit of Swiss business now.

2496
02:27:54,060 --> 02:27:54,740
Swiss Tony.

2497
02:27:57,560 --> 02:27:59,340
Rodriguez collects for Switzerland.

2498
02:27:59,340 --> 02:28:01,020
And that's a foul ball.

2499
02:28:01,940 --> 02:28:03,620
Bobby Twizzler, the goal scorer.

2500
02:28:03,900 --> 02:28:05,500
Tyler Thompson, I beg your pardon,

2501
02:28:05,620 --> 02:28:07,020
receives the yellow card.

2502
02:28:07,860 --> 02:28:09,920
The yellow card is a warning card

2503
02:28:09,920 --> 02:28:10,940
issued to players.

2504
02:28:14,940 --> 02:28:15,660
when they make a boo-boo.

2505
02:28:15,660 --> 02:28:17,060
I gotta tell you something.

2506
02:28:17,320 --> 02:28:18,400
One more of those,

2507
02:28:18,400 --> 02:28:21,380
and he will be seeing a red card.

2508
02:28:21,880 --> 02:28:23,260
Brought to you by Nike,

2509
02:28:23,920 --> 02:28:25,680
in association with Donald Trump

2510
02:28:25,680 --> 02:28:28,360
and George Bush in gold.

2511
02:28:36,360 --> 02:28:37,280
come on.

2512
02:28:37,280 --> 02:28:38,740
win that shit.

2513
02:28:38,740 --> 02:28:41,420
win that shit.

2514
02:28:43,000 --> 02:28:43,600
Tabram.

2515
02:28:45,840 --> 02:28:46,400
Newgate.

2516
02:28:50,100 --> 02:28:51,600
Too long on that ball,

2517
02:28:51,700 --> 02:28:52,080
Newgate.

2518
02:28:52,420 --> 02:28:54,280
You need to do or die.

2519
02:28:55,160 --> 02:28:55,380
Hey,

2520
02:28:55,440 --> 02:28:55,700
Chiro,

2521
02:28:55,820 --> 02:28:56,580
get off the pot.

2522
02:28:56,840 --> 02:28:58,200
Newgate taking too long.

2523
02:29:00,200 --> 02:29:01,420
time and time again,

2524
02:29:01,500 --> 02:29:02,260
you got a son.

2525
02:29:04,160 --> 02:29:05,140
He's gonna come back.

2526
02:29:05,160 --> 02:29:05,880
He's gonna find you.

2527
02:29:08,040 --> 02:29:09,040
What the hell

2528
02:29:09,040 --> 02:29:10,040
was going on there?

2529
02:29:10,220 --> 02:29:11,860
The dangerous challenge

2530
02:29:11,860 --> 02:29:13,800
launched by the Swiss defender,

2531
02:29:13,920 --> 02:29:14,300
Klose.

2532
02:29:15,240 --> 02:29:16,380
I think it's Newgate

2533
02:29:16,380 --> 02:29:17,840
who's gonna get penalized.

2534
02:29:21,940 --> 02:29:23,460
What the hell is wrong with that,

2535
02:29:23,500 --> 02:29:24,100
says Newgate.

2536
02:29:26,420 --> 02:29:27,960
brought to you by Donald Trump.

2537
02:29:33,420 --> 02:29:34,560
Chad Valley goes up

2538
02:29:34,560 --> 02:29:35,880
for the head ball deluxe.

2539
02:29:36,000 --> 02:29:37,280
Tyler Thompson on the yellow,

2540
02:29:38,020 --> 02:29:39,480
and that's halftime,

2541
02:29:39,960 --> 02:29:42,000
in association with a brand new

2542
02:29:42,000 --> 02:29:44,840
mobile shit time strategy game

2543
02:29:44,840 --> 02:29:47,940
about viruses or some shit.

2544
02:29:48,440 --> 02:29:49,600
You can download it now.

2545
02:29:49,820 --> 02:29:50,240
So,

2546
02:29:50,600 --> 02:29:52,660
we're looking at Plague Inc. today.

2547
02:29:52,800 --> 02:29:52,960
Now,

2548
02:29:53,040 --> 02:29:54,940
this is a brand new,

2549
02:29:55,320 --> 02:29:56,240
real time,

2550
02:29:56,240 --> 02:29:57,420
strategy game

2551
02:29:57,420 --> 02:29:59,120
for your smartphone.

2552
02:29:59,320 --> 02:30:00,740
It's available on Android.

2553
02:30:01,040 --> 02:30:02,160
It's downloadable

2554
02:30:02,160 --> 02:30:03,240
on the App Store

2555
02:30:03,240 --> 02:30:04,380
if you're an Apple user.

2556
02:30:04,920 --> 02:30:06,160
And I gotta say,

2557
02:30:06,260 --> 02:30:07,920
I played this all night

2558
02:30:07,920 --> 02:30:08,600
last night,

2559
02:30:08,660 --> 02:30:09,740
and it's like coronavirus.

2560
02:30:10,140 --> 02:30:11,340
You can make your own

2561
02:30:11,340 --> 02:30:12,220
new virus

2562
02:30:12,220 --> 02:30:13,960
and spread it around

2563
02:30:13,960 --> 02:30:14,480
on the globe

2564
02:30:14,480 --> 02:30:15,100
on your phone.

2565
02:30:15,100 --> 02:30:16,360
and it's like, oh, yeah.

2566
02:30:16,360 --> 02:30:17,020
I'm going to be right back.

2567
02:30:17,020 --> 02:30:18,020
I'm going to be right back.

2568
02:30:18,020 --> 02:30:18,580
I'm going to be right back.

2569
02:30:18,580 --> 02:30:19,140
I'm going to be right back.

2570
02:30:19,140 --> 02:30:19,560
I'm going to be right back.

2571
02:30:19,560 --> 02:30:20,140
I'm going to be right back.

2572
02:30:20,180 --> 02:30:20,700
I'm going to be right back.

2573
02:30:20,780 --> 02:30:25,820
I'm going to be right back.

2574
02:30:25,820 --> 02:30:26,400
I'm going to be right back.

2575
02:30:26,400 --> 02:30:31,360
I'm going to be right back.

2576
02:30:31,360 --> 02:30:31,460
I'm going to be right back.

2577
02:30:31,460 --> 02:30:32,020
I'm going to be right back.

2578
02:30:32,020 --> 02:31:02,000
I'm going to be right back.

2579
02:31:02,000 --> 02:31:03,240
at Plague Inc. today.

2580
02:31:03,360 --> 02:31:05,480
Now, this is a brand new

2581
02:31:05,480 --> 02:31:06,840
real-time...

2582
02:31:06,840 --> 02:31:08,940
45 minutes of regulation time

2583
02:31:08,940 --> 02:31:09,960
left to play here.

2584
02:31:10,360 --> 02:31:11,060
Welcome back.

2585
02:31:11,920 --> 02:31:12,640
Will we do it?

2586
02:31:13,580 --> 02:31:14,200
I don't know.

2587
02:31:14,420 --> 02:31:16,820
I mean, we got a lot of strike force

2588
02:31:16,820 --> 02:31:17,760
up at the top there

2589
02:31:17,760 --> 02:31:18,540
with Bayleaf.

2590
02:31:19,020 --> 02:31:20,000
You got that son of a bitch.

2591
02:31:20,100 --> 02:31:21,560
Newgate making great strikes,

2592
02:31:21,680 --> 02:31:22,380
great plays.

2593
02:31:23,240 --> 02:31:24,080
But we don't know

2594
02:31:24,080 --> 02:31:25,260
if we have enough to know

2595
02:31:25,260 --> 02:31:26,160
whether or not we know

2596
02:31:26,160 --> 02:31:27,280
we can get in the goal.

2597
02:31:28,960 --> 02:31:29,880
There are reports

2598
02:31:29,880 --> 02:31:31,000
that there is no evidence

2599
02:31:31,660 --> 02:31:32,660
of a direct link

2600
02:31:32,660 --> 02:31:34,200
between Baghdad

2601
02:31:34,200 --> 02:31:34,980
and some of these

2602
02:31:34,980 --> 02:31:35,940
terrorist organizations.

2603
02:31:36,200 --> 02:31:38,280
There are known knowns.

2604
02:31:38,380 --> 02:31:39,780
There are things we know we know.

2605
02:31:40,540 --> 02:31:41,340
We also know

2606
02:31:41,340 --> 02:31:42,520
there are known unknowns.

2607
02:31:42,720 --> 02:31:43,280
That is to say,

2608
02:31:43,360 --> 02:31:44,540
we know there are some things

2609
02:31:44,540 --> 02:31:45,520
we do not know.

2610
02:31:46,400 --> 02:31:47,140
But there are also

2611
02:31:47,140 --> 02:31:48,640
unknown unknowns.

2612
02:31:48,860 --> 02:31:50,020
The ones we don't know,

2613
02:31:50,180 --> 02:31:50,740
we don't know.

2614
02:31:51,420 --> 02:31:52,080
Excuse me.

2615
02:31:52,260 --> 02:31:53,700
But is this an unknown unknown?

2616
02:31:55,400 --> 02:31:59,680
I'm not going to say which it is.

2617
02:31:59,940 --> 02:32:02,460
I'm right here.

2618
02:32:03,120 --> 02:32:03,320
I'm right here.

2619
02:32:05,080 --> 02:32:06,460
Game underway here.

2620
02:32:09,460 --> 02:32:11,740
Switzerland with the attack force

2621
02:32:11,740 --> 02:32:12,860
from the get-go.

2622
02:32:13,440 --> 02:32:14,380
We got to watch out here.

2623
02:32:14,460 --> 02:32:15,080
It looks dangerous.

2624
02:32:15,280 --> 02:32:16,180
Dick Bush coming out.

2625
02:32:17,300 --> 02:32:18,400
Dick Bush collects.

2626
02:32:21,100 --> 02:32:21,800
Really nice.

2627
02:32:21,800 --> 02:32:22,680
I want you to check

2628
02:32:22,680 --> 02:32:23,540
every outhouse,

2629
02:32:23,640 --> 02:32:24,220
doghouse,

2630
02:32:24,380 --> 02:32:24,880
shithouse.

2631
02:32:24,880 --> 02:32:25,520
From Stump,

2632
02:32:25,600 --> 02:32:26,860
thanks very much for the tip.

2633
02:32:27,000 --> 02:32:27,540
Three-year-old,

2634
02:32:27,620 --> 02:32:28,620
thank you very much.

2635
02:32:29,720 --> 02:32:30,600
You got a son.

2636
02:32:31,560 --> 02:32:32,340
You got a dump.

2637
02:32:34,600 --> 02:32:35,120
Newgate.

2638
02:32:36,120 --> 02:32:36,600
Newgate!

2639
02:32:39,180 --> 02:32:39,740
Tell you,

2640
02:32:39,800 --> 02:32:41,060
Newgate should have squared that.

2641
02:32:41,140 --> 02:32:43,380
Yeah, Kumas making a beautiful run.

2642
02:32:43,520 --> 02:32:44,400
Watch Kumas here.

2643
02:32:44,460 --> 02:32:46,380
Number 10 on your nearest screen here.

2644
02:32:47,520 --> 02:32:49,360
Why don't you square that to Kumas?

2645
02:32:49,580 --> 02:32:49,920
Well,

2646
02:32:50,040 --> 02:32:50,580
you never know.

2647
02:32:50,640 --> 02:32:51,700
He could have been offside.

2648
02:32:57,940 --> 02:32:59,520
Thanks very much to Trump's dumps

2649
02:32:59,520 --> 02:33:00,620
for that beautiful tip

2650
02:33:00,620 --> 02:33:02,200
and Dr. Oker's freedom fries.

2651
02:33:03,940 --> 02:33:05,300
It's Jimmy Ruskler here

2652
02:33:05,300 --> 02:33:06,520
who's going to take this ballooner.

2653
02:33:07,540 --> 02:33:08,280
Skies it in.

2654
02:33:08,760 --> 02:33:09,360
Heads go up.

2655
02:33:10,220 --> 02:33:11,520
It's a balloon ball

2656
02:33:11,520 --> 02:33:14,040
over the top of the crispy bar.

2657
02:33:18,900 --> 02:33:19,960
You got a son.

2658
02:33:37,120 --> 02:33:38,520
Pretty impressive stats

2659
02:33:38,520 --> 02:33:39,900
coming through the main feeder.

2660
02:33:39,900 --> 02:33:43,360
hit me with something amazing.

2661
02:33:46,000 --> 02:33:46,440
Well,

2662
02:33:46,700 --> 02:33:48,300
we have

2663
02:33:48,300 --> 02:33:49,340
a vert,

2664
02:33:49,440 --> 02:33:50,460
we have an assist rate

2665
02:33:50,460 --> 02:33:51,580
of 9.5

2666
02:33:51,580 --> 02:33:53,120
every 7-2-1.

2667
02:33:53,940 --> 02:33:54,860
And we've also got

2668
02:33:54,860 --> 02:33:56,700
nine ballistic balloon balls

2669
02:33:56,700 --> 02:33:58,200
per strike force.

2670
02:33:59,720 --> 02:34:01,140
Who's making those assists?

2671
02:34:01,640 --> 02:34:02,340
I don't know.

2672
02:34:02,640 --> 02:34:05,300
but De'Ana Bayleaf really does well

2673
02:34:05,300 --> 02:34:06,380
with the hustling and the harrying.

2674
02:34:06,380 --> 02:34:09,340
92% pass accuracy.

2675
02:34:09,340 --> 02:34:12,800
A 51.9% pass accuracy.

2676
02:34:12,800 --> 02:34:14,780
A 51.97% assist rate per goal hang.

2677
02:34:16,440 --> 02:34:23,060
Also, a sack tap average of 9.5% per sack.

2678
02:34:27,060 --> 02:34:30,600
making those plays.

2679
02:34:30,600 --> 02:34:31,600
And it's Granit Xhaka.

2680
02:34:31,600 --> 02:34:34,900
plays his soccer for Arsenal

2681
02:34:34,900 --> 02:34:36,460
over in the EPL.

2682
02:34:38,940 --> 02:34:40,660
Upended by Sammy Bird.

2683
02:34:46,660 --> 02:34:48,700
Chad Valley looking to get that ball.

2684
02:34:48,700 --> 02:34:49,360
Newgate.

2685
02:34:53,200 --> 02:34:53,900
Come on!

2686
02:34:56,200 --> 02:34:57,460
De'Ana Bayleaf.

2687
02:34:59,240 --> 02:35:00,160
Bayleaf again.

2688
02:35:00,800 --> 02:35:02,120
Bayleaf making a run.

2689
02:35:02,200 --> 02:35:02,780
He's fast.

2690
02:35:02,840 --> 02:35:03,420
He's furious.

2691
02:35:03,640 --> 02:35:04,460
It's Bayleaf.

2692
02:35:04,760 --> 02:35:05,840
Looking to play in Newgate.

2693
02:35:06,620 --> 02:35:07,860
Didn't have that final ball.

2694
02:35:11,540 --> 02:35:12,700
Even if he went alone,

2695
02:35:12,800 --> 02:35:14,460
he would have skyhied that ball.

2696
02:35:15,600 --> 02:35:17,360
Well, he's got a 9.5 average.

2697
02:35:17,960 --> 02:35:20,760
Every time he collects an accurate pass,

2698
02:35:20,820 --> 02:35:21,780
he can sack tap.

2699
02:35:22,740 --> 02:35:25,040
And he's been sacking tap for Winnebago State

2700
02:35:25,040 --> 02:35:27,400
since he was 16 years of age.

2701
02:35:28,860 --> 02:35:30,120
Brought up on the battlefield.

2702
02:35:36,000 --> 02:35:37,280
65 minutes gone here.

2703
02:35:37,380 --> 02:35:38,220
It's USA 1.

2704
02:35:39,860 --> 02:35:40,800
Switzerland 0.

2705
02:35:40,800 --> 02:35:43,880
Jimmy Russler for the States.

2706
02:35:44,460 --> 02:35:45,660
Out to Tyler Thompson.

2707
02:35:46,680 --> 02:35:47,680
Obeshemi Tabran.

2708
02:35:48,120 --> 02:35:49,240
Tabran with a long ranger.

2709
02:35:49,640 --> 02:35:50,480
That's a lovely shot.

2710
02:35:51,480 --> 02:35:52,320
Saved by the goalkeeper.

2711
02:35:52,980 --> 02:35:53,400
Zikira.

2712
02:35:53,800 --> 02:35:54,520
Sammy Bird.

2713
02:35:54,840 --> 02:35:55,320
Newgate.

2714
02:35:57,960 --> 02:36:01,380
First time strike from De'Ana Bayleaf.

2715
02:36:08,960 --> 02:36:11,780
He's got a 5.9 TPS.

2716
02:36:13,280 --> 02:36:13,960
TPS.

2717
02:36:15,960 --> 02:36:17,220
Taps per sack.

2718
02:36:18,120 --> 02:36:19,580
Stats brought to you by Quibb.

2719
02:36:19,800 --> 02:36:21,900
In association with Ellen DeGeneres.

2720
02:36:23,840 --> 02:36:25,160
And Donald Rumsfeld.

2721
02:36:25,420 --> 02:36:27,300
Donald Rumsfeld Economics.

2722
02:36:28,680 --> 02:36:29,700
Voodoo Economics.

2723
02:36:29,700 --> 02:36:31,220
Tyler Thompson.

2724
02:36:31,220 --> 02:36:32,560
Bobby Twizzler.

2725
02:36:32,560 --> 02:36:34,500
Lays a Twizzle stick out.

2726
02:36:34,500 --> 02:36:35,280
To Kumas.

2727
02:36:35,400 --> 02:36:35,880
To Newgate.

2728
02:36:36,000 --> 02:36:36,340
Newgate.

2729
02:36:36,400 --> 02:36:36,860
It's good!

2730
02:36:36,860 --> 02:36:43,740
He's there when you need him.

2731
02:36:43,740 --> 02:36:47,840
Every time you want him to be there.

2732
02:36:47,840 --> 02:36:49,380
Every time it's necessary.

2733
02:36:49,380 --> 02:36:50,140
It's the man.

2734
02:36:50,140 --> 02:36:51,100
The myth.

2735
02:36:51,100 --> 02:36:52,000
The bean machine.

2736
02:36:52,000 --> 02:36:52,380
The legend.

2737
02:36:52,380 --> 02:36:52,960
Newgate.

2738
02:36:52,960 --> 02:36:53,880
Newgate.

2739
02:36:53,880 --> 02:36:55,780
Tell you something.

2740
02:36:55,780 --> 02:36:57,720
That son of a bitch.

2741
02:36:57,720 --> 02:36:58,140
Newgate.

2742
02:36:58,140 --> 02:37:05,100
every time you want him to be there every time it's necessary it's the man the myth

2743
02:37:05,820 --> 02:37:15,660
the bean machine the legend new gate tell you something that son of a bitch new gate got his

2744
02:37:15,660 --> 02:37:23,100
bean boots on today in association with joe rogan versus feminist

2745
02:37:25,340 --> 02:37:31,420
brought to you by the joe rogan podcast an association with podcasts which podcast

2746
02:37:32,540 --> 02:37:45,740
any doesn't matter every one of them there's so many of them these days and it's new gate for podcast

2747
02:37:45,740 --> 02:38:05,500
you gotta love that shit son of a bitch new gate doing what he does best getting in behind doing the

2748
02:38:05,900 --> 02:38:16,060
the rat trap the twizzle kak the spin spat the jimmy jaffe i did not have sexual relations with that one

2749
02:38:17,020 --> 02:38:17,660
mr linsky

2750
02:38:21,180 --> 02:38:25,900
new gate in association with clinton have sexual relations with that one

2751
02:38:30,460 --> 02:38:31,980
brought to you by podcasts

2752
02:38:36,300 --> 02:38:43,500
three goals to the goose here danger ball dick bush collides with deontae bailey if the referee is

2753
02:38:43,500 --> 02:38:49,340
pointing something hopefully it's not a penalty kick no no no no no it ain't like that it ain't like that

2754
02:38:49,340 --> 02:38:57,180
ref come on you not see that son of a bitch swiss that swiss play they he went right into our player

2755
02:38:58,380 --> 02:39:09,260
well it's obashimi tabram who collided with sow who's a sow for the goals shakiri and it's straight down the left-hand side

2756
02:39:13,180 --> 02:39:17,500
that's bullsh* that's bullsh*t baby

2757
02:39:26,460 --> 02:39:34,540
retaliation goal retaliatory goal by shakiri brought to you by sh*t mobile games do not adjust your smartphone

2758
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2759
02:39:41,580 --> 02:39:47,740
yes repeat no build times scan the skies with a plane you are a war criminal and you are the best of what

2760
02:39:47,740 --> 02:39:55,340
you do direct unit control repeat direct unit control amazing stuff semifinal is brought to you by podcasts

2761
02:39:55,340 --> 02:40:00,700
why not start your own podcast today everybody's doing it why don't you do it too even if you don't

2762
02:40:00,700 --> 02:40:07,180
have anything new or original to say there's an endless amount of time for people to listen to your stuff

2763
02:40:08,140 --> 02:40:11,740
and also even they don't even know what's going on

2764
02:40:15,340 --> 02:40:19,340
i'm actually going to be doing my own podcast soon enough the fontaine cast

2765
02:40:20,300 --> 02:40:24,780
bringing you the latest bean news in association with newgate

2766
02:40:25,740 --> 02:40:33,820
kumas kumas making a run here kumas looking for newgate newgate come on baby

2767
02:40:33,820 --> 02:40:34,660
- Three.

2768
02:40:34,660 --> 02:40:38,500
I'm a guardian of the fire of me.

2769
02:40:38,500 --> 02:40:42,940
I'm a man, say, son of a devil's come to me.

2770
02:40:43,580 --> 02:40:46,800
Went down to sink my feet in my hand.

2771
02:40:46,800 --> 02:40:51,040
He said, son, don't you understand now?

2772
02:41:04,100 --> 02:41:09,400
A lovely bit of play there from Kumas right through the grassy knoll.

2773
02:41:10,800 --> 02:41:11,700
And then, boom.

2774
02:41:13,760 --> 02:41:19,260
The Harvey Oswald taken downtown by Jeremiah Ruby.

2775
02:41:23,120 --> 02:41:25,500
We're turning these guys into Swiss cheese.

2776
02:41:25,600 --> 02:41:31,080
We're turning their goal into a, it's got more holes in it than, uh.

2777
02:41:31,080 --> 02:41:33,800
Do you want to take a moment to think about what you're saying?

2778
02:41:34,300 --> 02:41:35,340
Yeah, give me a moment there.

2779
02:41:35,340 --> 02:41:41,640
Uh, their goal is going to have holes after the amount of balls we struck into their goal.

2780
02:41:43,400 --> 02:41:47,160
And a foul there from number five for Switzerland.

2781
02:41:47,540 --> 02:41:50,520
Hey, will you let me finish my goddamn analogy there?

2782
02:41:51,320 --> 02:41:52,440
Sorry, fire ahead.

2783
02:41:53,240 --> 02:41:53,480
Yeah.

2784
02:41:53,960 --> 02:41:57,000
We're scoring so many, we're putting so many balls in their goal.

2785
02:41:59,000 --> 02:42:01,260
That it's turning their goal into Swiss cheese.

2786
02:42:02,600 --> 02:42:03,360
But is it though?

2787
02:42:03,420 --> 02:42:04,360
I mean, it's still a goal.

2788
02:42:05,480 --> 02:42:06,720
No, no, let me say that again.

2789
02:42:07,040 --> 02:42:08,560
It's going to have more holes in it than Swiss cheese.

2790
02:42:09,400 --> 02:42:11,500
Yeah, but the goal, look, it has a net on it.

2791
02:42:11,760 --> 02:42:12,580
So it's a lot of holes.

2792
02:42:12,760 --> 02:42:15,660
There's actually more holes in the net than there is in Swiss cheese anyway.

2793
02:42:17,880 --> 02:42:19,340
Shut your goddamn mouth.

2794
02:42:21,500 --> 02:42:24,320
Jimmy Russler steps up, takes a balloon strike.

2795
02:42:25,540 --> 02:42:29,060
Right over the crossbar.

2796
02:42:29,060 --> 02:42:34,880
And that is a dream ball from Jimmy Russler that turned into a nightmare.

2797
02:42:44,560 --> 02:42:45,040
Close.

2798
02:42:45,540 --> 02:42:46,320
To Zekiro.

2799
02:42:48,920 --> 02:42:49,440
Mababu.

2800
02:42:50,560 --> 02:42:51,680
Out to Elvedi.

2801
02:42:52,680 --> 02:42:54,640
The Swiss boys trying to do something here.

2802
02:42:55,440 --> 02:42:56,720
Kiri's on the balloon.

2803
02:42:57,400 --> 02:42:59,180
Number nine, Sammy Berg gets there.

2804
02:43:00,240 --> 02:43:03,160
Puts the balloon up two minutes away from the promised land for the States.

2805
02:43:03,440 --> 02:43:04,840
Newgate's looking for the ball here.

2806
02:43:05,060 --> 02:43:05,940
It's a lovely ball.

2807
02:43:06,220 --> 02:43:06,720
Newgate!

2808
02:43:07,340 --> 02:43:07,700
Whoa.

2809
02:43:08,640 --> 02:43:09,860
That would have been nice.

2810
02:43:16,220 --> 02:43:16,660
Kumas.

2811
02:43:22,480 --> 02:43:24,500
Last minute substitution here.

2812
02:43:24,860 --> 02:43:25,680
Frank Shamrock.

2813
02:43:27,920 --> 02:43:29,020
Coming up in Newgate.

2814
02:43:38,480 --> 02:43:39,000
Bayleaf.

2815
02:43:40,520 --> 02:43:42,400
Saved comfortably there from Fruller.

2816
02:43:43,140 --> 02:43:45,240
Out for a U.S. lead corner ball.

2817
02:43:45,240 --> 02:43:58,680
I got to say something.

2818
02:43:58,860 --> 02:44:03,980
The Abraham link-up play between the two wing forwards has been something.

2819
02:44:05,660 --> 02:44:07,400
A feast for the eyes.

2820
02:44:08,400 --> 02:44:10,340
Jimmy Russler sends the feast ball in.

2821
02:44:10,500 --> 02:44:11,620
The Feast of Kumas!

2822
02:44:11,620 --> 02:44:13,620
*Sings*

2823
02:44:13,620 --> 02:44:15,620
*Sings*

2824
02:44:15,620 --> 02:44:17,620
*Sings*

2825
02:44:17,620 --> 02:44:19,620
*Sings*

2826
02:44:19,620 --> 02:44:21,620
*Sings*

2827
02:44:21,620 --> 02:44:23,620
*Sings*

2828
02:44:23,620 --> 02:44:25,620
*Sings*

2829
02:44:25,620 --> 02:44:27,620
*Sings*

2830
02:44:27,620 --> 02:44:29,620
*Sings*

2831
02:44:29,620 --> 02:44:31,620
*Sings*

2832
02:44:31,620 --> 02:44:33,620
*Sings*

2833
02:44:33,620 --> 02:44:35,620
*Sings*

2834
02:44:35,620 --> 02:44:37,620
Miss Lawrence,

2835
02:44:37,620 --> 02:44:40,620
I never told anybody to lie. I'm not a single.

2836
02:44:41,620 --> 02:44:46,620
I said a long time ago one of our objectives was to smoke them out and get them running and bring them to justice.

2837
02:44:46,620 --> 02:44:49,620
We're smoking them out. They're running.

2838
02:44:56,620 --> 02:45:00,620
They're running and now we're going to bring them to justice.

2839
02:45:00,620 --> 02:45:04,620
I also said we'll use whatever means necessary to achieve that objective.

2840
02:45:05,620 --> 02:45:10,620
That's exactly what we're going to do. The American people must understand that we've got a long time.

2841
02:45:13,620 --> 02:45:15,620
And we're going through the final and dial.

2842
02:45:16,620 --> 02:45:20,620
It's Brendan Kumas with the fifth goal for the States here.

2843
02:45:21,620 --> 02:45:24,620
92 minutes. Three minutes left to play.

2844
02:45:25,620 --> 02:45:29,620
Bayleaf out to Jimmy Rustler. Back to Bayleaf. Heads it up to Kumas.

2845
02:45:30,620 --> 02:45:32,620
Kumas tried to get a hole. He's taken down.

2846
02:45:33,620 --> 02:45:35,620
Bayon. McConji.

2847
02:45:38,620 --> 02:45:39,620
Jimmy Rustler.

2848
02:45:42,620 --> 02:45:44,620
Jimmy Rustler plays it to Tabram.

2849
02:45:45,620 --> 02:45:46,620
Bobby Twizzler.

2850
02:45:50,620 --> 02:45:51,620
the third goal for the World Trophy.

2851
02:45:51,620 --> 02:45:55,620
And that's it baby. We're going to the final of the World Trophy.

2852
02:45:56,620 --> 02:45:56,620
Yeah.

2853
02:45:57,620 --> 02:45:59,620
All right. All right. All right. All right.

2854
02:45:59,620 --> 02:46:12,620
All right. All right. All right.

2855
02:46:12,620 --> 02:46:13,460
- Bye.

2856
02:46:13,460 --> 02:46:14,300
- Bye.

2857
02:46:14,300 --> 02:46:15,140
- Bye.

2858
02:46:15,140 --> 02:46:17,140
- Bye.

2859
02:46:17,140 --> 02:46:17,980
- Bye.

2860
02:46:17,980 --> 02:46:18,820
- Bye.

2861
02:46:18,820 --> 02:46:48,800
- Bye.

2862
02:46:48,800 --> 02:46:50,800
- Bye.

2863
02:46:50,800 --> 02:46:52,800
- Bye.

2864
02:46:52,800 --> 02:46:54,800
- Bye.

2865
02:46:54,800 --> 02:46:56,800
- Bye.

2866
02:46:56,800 --> 02:46:58,800
- Bye.

2867
02:46:58,800 --> 02:47:00,800
- Bye.

2868
02:47:00,800 --> 02:47:02,800
- Bye.

2869
02:47:02,800 --> 02:47:04,800
- Bye.

2870
02:47:04,800 --> 02:47:06,800
- Bye.

2871
02:47:06,800 --> 02:47:08,800
- Bye.

2872
02:47:08,800 --> 02:47:10,800
- Bye.

2873
02:47:10,800 --> 02:47:12,800
- Bye.

2874
02:47:12,800 --> 02:47:14,800
- Bye.

2875
02:47:14,800 --> 02:47:16,800
- Bye.

2876
02:47:16,800 --> 02:47:34,180
That one little promise she was going to keep. Oh yeah, alright. Take it easy baby, make it last all night. She was an American girl.

2877
02:47:37,800 --> 02:47:54,080
Well, it was kind of cold that night. She stayed alone on a five-cup net. Yeah, she could hear the cars roll by at a 441. Like waves crashing down the beach.

2878
02:47:54,080 --> 02:48:24,060
We'll be right back.

2879
02:48:24,060 --> 02:48:54,040
We'll be right back.

2880
02:48:54,040 --> 02:49:06,040
Well, well, well, we did it. We made it. The final game is upon us. We hammered the Swiss. Five goals to one.

2881
02:49:06,040 --> 02:49:23,040
And the other semifinal, Brazil managed to defeat Germania. Three goals to two, which sets us up for a FIFA World Soccer Final. It's the USA versus Brasilia.

2882
02:49:24,040 --> 02:49:36,440
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2883
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2884
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2885
02:50:16,040 --> 02:50:34,040
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2886
02:50:34,040 --> 02:50:40,040
We'll find the dawn's early light

2887
02:50:40,040 --> 02:50:45,960
What so proudly we hailed

2888
02:50:45,960 --> 02:50:51,980
At the twilight's last gleaming

2889
02:50:51,980 --> 02:50:58,220
Whose broad stripes and bright stars

2890
02:50:58,220 --> 02:51:04,540
Through the perilous fight

2891
02:51:04,540 --> 02:51:10,920
O'er the ramparts we watched

2892
02:51:10,920 --> 02:51:16,620
Were so gallantly streaming

2893
02:51:16,620 --> 02:51:23,460
And the rocket's red glare

2894
02:51:23,460 --> 02:51:29,780
Through the past in the air

2895
02:51:29,780 --> 02:51:36,780
Gave proof through the night

2896
02:51:36,780 --> 02:51:43,780
That our flag was still there

2897
02:51:43,780 --> 02:51:56,780
Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave

2898
02:51:56,780 --> 02:52:07,100
O'er the land of the free

2899
02:52:07,100 --> 02:52:14,100
And the flag of the brave?

2900
02:52:14,100 --> 02:52:27,420
Oh say does that star-spangled banner yet wave

2901
02:52:27,420 --> 02:52:45,740
Live from the world soccer ball cup trophy final stadium

2902
02:52:45,740 --> 02:52:49,420
It's the moment you've all been waiting for

2903
02:52:49,420 --> 02:52:52,120
Ever since we started this long journey

2904
02:52:52,120 --> 02:52:54,900
Just under three hours ago

2905
02:52:54,900 --> 02:52:56,020
Tiago Silva

2906
02:52:56,020 --> 02:52:57,660
Dick Bush

2907
02:52:57,660 --> 02:52:59,960
That guy

2908
02:52:59,960 --> 02:53:02,100
Tyler Thompson

2909
02:53:02,100 --> 02:53:04,020
And football

2910
02:53:04,020 --> 02:53:04,960
Soccer ball

2911
02:53:04,960 --> 02:53:06,160
We're all here

2912
02:53:06,160 --> 02:53:07,080
We're all ready

2913
02:53:07,080 --> 02:53:08,300
We're all waiting for it

2914
02:53:08,300 --> 02:53:09,300
It's Newgate

2915
02:53:09,300 --> 02:53:10,700
It's going to get the game underway

2916
02:53:10,700 --> 02:53:12,580
Thank you for joining us

2917
02:53:12,580 --> 02:53:14,040
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2918
02:53:14,040 --> 02:53:15,700
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2919
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2920
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2921
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2924
02:53:26,320 --> 02:53:28,580
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2925
02:53:28,580 --> 02:53:31,080
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2926
02:53:31,080 --> 02:53:32,780
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2927
02:53:32,780 --> 02:53:33,900
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2928
02:53:34,380 --> 02:53:36,900
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2929
02:53:36,900 --> 02:53:38,060
If you're an Apple user

2930
02:53:38,060 --> 02:53:39,820
And I gotta say

2931
02:53:39,820 --> 02:53:42,260
I played this all night last night

2932
02:53:42,260 --> 02:53:43,420
And it's like coronavirus

2933
02:53:43,420 --> 02:53:45,900
You can make your own new virus

2934
02:53:45,900 --> 02:53:48,760
And spread around on the glow on your phone

2935
02:53:48,760 --> 02:53:52,320
And Newgate gets the World Cup

2936
02:53:52,320 --> 02:53:55,160
Soccer trophy final underway

2937
02:53:55,160 --> 02:53:56,500
Obeshemi Tabram

2938
02:53:56,500 --> 02:53:57,280
Right in the middle

2939
02:53:57,280 --> 02:53:58,140
Lovely curl ball

2940
02:53:58,140 --> 02:53:59,640
And now Bobby Twizzler

2941
02:53:59,640 --> 02:54:00,500
Bobby Twizzler

2942
02:54:00,500 --> 02:54:01,560
Kumas

2943
02:54:01,560 --> 02:54:02,240
To Newgate

2944
02:54:02,240 --> 02:54:04,460
Lovely silky stuff here from the States

2945
02:54:04,460 --> 02:54:06,640
Come on

2946
02:54:06,640 --> 02:54:09,960
Reverie is blown up here

2947
02:54:09,960 --> 02:54:10,740
He's seen something

2948
02:54:10,740 --> 02:54:12,000
Untoward

2949
02:54:12,000 --> 02:54:14,640
I believe it could have been a hack ball

2950
02:54:14,640 --> 02:54:15,860
By Newgate

2951
02:54:15,860 --> 02:54:18,500
Onto the leg of Fabinho

2952
02:54:18,500 --> 02:54:21,660
Plays his soccer ball for Liverpool

2953
02:54:21,660 --> 02:54:25,980
Liverpool United over in England

2954
02:54:25,980 --> 02:54:27,560
In the EPL

2955
02:54:27,560 --> 02:54:32,980
And now it's another Liverpool United player

2956
02:54:32,980 --> 02:54:33,700
Alisson

2957
02:54:33,700 --> 02:54:36,820
Who gets that ball up to another Liverpool player

2958
02:54:36,820 --> 02:54:39,460
Roberto Firmino

2959
02:54:39,460 --> 02:54:41,100
Kumas

2960
02:54:41,100 --> 02:54:42,520
Kumas looking for Newgate

2961
02:54:42,520 --> 02:54:43,100
It's Newgate

2962
02:54:43,100 --> 02:54:43,480
It's Newgate

2963
02:54:43,480 --> 02:54:44,560
Newgate

2964
02:54:44,560 --> 02:54:45,820
Off the post

2965
02:54:45,820 --> 02:54:48,400
Jimmy Russler looking for the return

2966
02:54:48,400 --> 02:54:50,280
Newgate collects up again here

2967
02:54:50,280 --> 02:54:51,320
Newgate

2968
02:54:51,320 --> 02:54:53,300
Out to Tyler Thompson

2969
02:54:53,300 --> 02:54:55,100
Dispossessed by Arthur

2970
02:54:55,100 --> 02:54:57,240
Deontay Bay

2971
02:54:57,240 --> 02:54:57,740
Kukukachou

2972
02:54:57,740 --> 02:55:00,100
Lovely stuff

2973
02:55:00,100 --> 02:55:01,160
Brandon Kumas

2974
02:55:01,160 --> 02:55:02,900
Brandon Kumas

2975
02:55:02,900 --> 02:55:04,420
Heads the ball up to Newgate

2976
02:55:04,420 --> 02:55:04,760
Newgate

2977
02:55:04,760 --> 02:55:05,180
Turn

2978
02:55:05,180 --> 02:55:06,020
Newgate

2979
02:55:06,020 --> 02:55:07,040
Newgate

2980
02:55:07,040 --> 02:55:09,800
And Alison Becker's foot

2981
02:55:09,800 --> 02:55:12,440
Prevents Newgate

2982
02:55:12,440 --> 02:55:13,240
Prevents Newgate

2983
02:55:13,240 --> 02:55:17,660
From scoring a score

2984
02:55:17,660 --> 02:55:27,420
Reminds me of my favorite all time sitcom

2985
02:55:27,420 --> 02:55:28,500
Becker

2986
02:55:28,500 --> 02:55:30,440
Dr. Becker with Ted Danson

2987
02:55:30,440 --> 02:55:31,480
Remember that shit?

2988
02:55:32,240 --> 02:55:32,680
I don't

2989
02:55:32,680 --> 02:55:34,620
Big in the 90s

2990
02:55:34,620 --> 02:55:37,520
I don't remember it

2991
02:55:37,520 --> 02:55:39,600
Wasn't really big actually

2992
02:55:39,600 --> 02:55:40,260
It wasn't that good

2993
02:55:40,260 --> 02:55:42,220
Why do you say you loved it?

2994
02:55:42,780 --> 02:55:43,280
I don't know

2995
02:55:43,280 --> 02:55:45,360
Sammy Bird

2996
02:55:45,360 --> 02:55:47,740
Tyler Thompson

2997
02:55:47,740 --> 02:55:50,360
A man screams

2998
02:55:50,360 --> 02:55:52,620
A Brazilian scream can be heard

2999
02:55:52,620 --> 02:55:55,160
Back pass to Alison Becker

3000
02:55:55,160 --> 02:55:58,760
Tries to get that ball out to Bobby Firmino

3001
02:55:58,760 --> 02:56:01,600
Alexandro

3002
02:56:01,600 --> 02:56:03,320
Richarlson

3003
02:56:03,320 --> 02:56:04,460
Bobby

3004
02:56:04,460 --> 02:56:05,980
Oh!

3005
02:56:06,280 --> 02:56:07,740
Off the post ball

3006
02:56:07,740 --> 02:56:08,940
Danilo

3007
02:56:08,940 --> 02:56:13,400
The Brazilians looking for a foul

3008
02:56:13,400 --> 02:56:14,840
But it's not going to work out for them

3009
02:56:14,840 --> 02:56:15,560
Kumas

3010
02:56:15,560 --> 02:56:16,500
Collects now

3011
02:56:16,500 --> 02:56:18,240
Kumas

3012
02:56:18,240 --> 02:56:19,260
Down to Newgate

3013
02:56:19,260 --> 02:56:19,840
Newgate

3014
02:56:19,840 --> 02:56:20,960
Is all on his own

3015
02:56:20,960 --> 02:56:21,700
On his lonesome

3016
02:56:21,700 --> 02:56:22,500
He twists

3017
02:56:22,500 --> 02:56:23,140
He turns

3018
02:56:23,140 --> 02:56:25,060
It's a nice play from Newgate

3019
02:56:25,060 --> 02:56:26,800
Deone Bailey

3020
02:56:26,800 --> 02:56:29,840
Obesheimi

3021
02:56:29,840 --> 02:56:30,220
Tabram

3022
02:56:30,220 --> 02:56:31,120
With a long ranger

3023
02:56:31,120 --> 02:56:33,840
Not going to work out

3024
02:56:34,380 --> 02:56:42,060
Chad Valley

3025
02:56:42,060 --> 02:56:42,060
Chad Valley

3026
02:56:42,060 --> 02:56:42,720
Goes up

3027
02:56:42,720 --> 02:56:44,160
Kukukachu

3028
02:56:44,160 --> 02:56:49,540
Gotta watch out

3029
02:56:49,540 --> 02:56:50,460
These guys are attacking

3030
02:56:50,460 --> 02:56:51,860
Like a full strike force

3031
02:56:51,860 --> 02:56:52,580
Brazilian

3032
02:56:52,580 --> 02:56:54,180
Capoeira

3033
02:56:54,180 --> 02:56:59,780
This is nice from the States

3034
02:56:59,780 --> 02:57:00,000
Kumas

3035
02:57:00,000 --> 02:57:03,440
Kumas

3036
02:57:03,440 --> 02:57:03,500
Kumas

3037
02:57:03,500 --> 02:57:07,180
Rocks the stability post

3038
02:57:07,180 --> 02:57:08,420
At the back line

3039
02:57:08,420 --> 02:57:22,920
0-0 on the score clock at the moment

3040
02:57:22,920 --> 02:57:24,840
20 minutes of regulation time

3041
02:57:24,840 --> 02:57:25,580
Have been played

3042
02:57:25,580 --> 02:57:28,040
And it's the Brazilians

3043
02:57:28,040 --> 02:57:28,980
Brazilia

3044
02:57:28,980 --> 02:57:30,500
Trying to do something

3045
02:57:30,500 --> 02:57:32,360
Special with this balloon

3046
02:57:32,360 --> 02:57:33,800
It's Alexandro

3047
02:57:33,800 --> 02:57:37,240
Alexandro using his physical

3048
02:57:37,240 --> 02:57:39,720
Nature there to get past

3049
02:57:39,720 --> 02:57:40,420
Kukukachu

3050
02:57:40,420 --> 02:57:41,160
But Kukukachu

3051
02:57:41,160 --> 02:57:41,600
Is collected

3052
02:57:41,600 --> 02:57:42,460
And he's got that ball

3053
02:57:42,460 --> 02:57:43,420
And he gives it up to Newgate

3054
02:57:43,420 --> 02:57:44,920
Newgate now

3055
02:57:44,920 --> 02:57:46,820
Newgate with the early ball

3056
02:57:46,820 --> 02:57:47,620
Trying to find Kumas

3057
02:57:47,620 --> 02:57:48,100
It's good

3058
02:57:48,100 --> 02:57:48,900
It looks good

3059
02:57:48,900 --> 02:57:52,920
Great great great defending

3060
02:57:52,920 --> 02:57:54,080
From Thiago Silva

3061
02:57:54,080 --> 02:57:56,580
To win that ball back

3062
02:57:56,580 --> 02:57:59,960
Plays his soccer for Paris

3063
02:57:59,960 --> 02:58:02,160
Ball comes in

3064
02:58:02,160 --> 02:58:03,860
It's headed away by Richarlson

3065
02:58:03,860 --> 02:58:05,300
Goes out for a throw ball

3066
02:58:05,300 --> 02:58:06,120
I beg your pardon

3067
02:58:06,120 --> 02:58:08,060
A balloon kick corner ball

3068
02:58:08,060 --> 02:58:08,740
Special

3069
02:58:08,740 --> 02:58:10,480
From Jimmy Russler

3070
02:58:10,480 --> 02:58:11,200
He's going to try and

3071
02:58:11,200 --> 02:58:12,760
Russell bust the ball

3072
02:58:12,760 --> 02:58:13,880
Into the back

3073
02:58:13,880 --> 02:58:15,680
Of the Brazilian bust

3074
02:58:15,680 --> 02:58:17,560
It's Brazil or bust

3075
02:58:17,560 --> 02:58:18,500
As Jimmy Russler

3076
02:58:18,500 --> 02:58:20,180
Tries to rustle the ball in

3077
02:58:20,180 --> 02:58:21,640
Goes off ahead

3078
02:58:21,640 --> 02:58:23,340
Comes out for Newgate

3079
02:58:23,340 --> 02:58:25,520
Newgate

3080
02:58:25,520 --> 02:58:28,600
Squares out to Tyler Thompson

3081
02:58:28,600 --> 02:58:30,020
Out to Jimmy Russler

3082
02:58:30,020 --> 02:58:32,200
Jimmy Russler here

3083
02:58:32,200 --> 02:58:33,980
Takes his time

3084
02:58:33,980 --> 02:58:35,900
Kumas with a long range of curl

3085
02:58:35,900 --> 02:58:37,340
What a goal from Kumas

3086
02:58:37,340 --> 02:58:51,760
First goal after 27 minutes

3087
02:58:51,760 --> 02:59:17,940
First goal after 27 minutes, Kumas and Alisson Becker, the Liverpool United player, could not get a hand to that balloon.

3088
02:59:17,940 --> 02:59:40,600
It was pure soccer curl magic. And that's your opening goal. Brought to you in association with Fred Durst and Donald Trump 2020. Trying to make America great, keep America great, I beg your pardon.

3089
02:59:43,600 --> 02:59:57,040
The referee brandishes a yellow card. After a crazy challenge from Obeshemi Tabram on Alex Sandro.

3090
02:59:57,920 --> 03:00:04,260
29 minutes played. Arthur with the free ball. Tries to get it in. Kumas steps up. Bobby Twizzler.

3091
03:00:04,680 --> 03:00:16,680
Twizzler collects out to Newgate. Newgate pumps it back into the central unit. Newgate back to Twizzler. Twizzler over the top to Tyler Thompson. Thompson back to Twizzlestick.

3092
03:00:17,800 --> 03:00:30,680
Oh! Would have been a nice move, right? Well, you win some, you lose some. Alex Sandro building up from the left-hand side for Brazil. Back to Arthur. Thiago Silva.

3093
03:00:32,120 --> 03:00:49,940
Tries to find Danilo out on that flank. He does well. Kumas steps up. The goal machine. And Arthur collects in the middle disc. Back to Paqueta. Has Danilo on that right wing. Takes a dummy. A turn. A twist. 360 degrees. Puts it in. So close there for Brazil. Nearly getting that retaliation goal.

3094
03:00:50,940 --> 03:01:00,160
And Newgate. Like a rabbit out the trap. Here we go. It's Newgate time, baby. He's pumping. He's pumping.

3095
03:01:02,040 --> 03:01:02,520
Oh!

3096
03:01:05,680 --> 03:01:10,260
Well, that's Newgate. When he starts on one of those runs, he ain't gonna stop.

3097
03:01:14,460 --> 03:01:17,600
And in fairness, he really didn't have any options to play.

3098
03:01:20,320 --> 03:01:22,440
Sammy Bird. Out to Kumas.

3099
03:01:24,000 --> 03:01:27,080
Gives it away. Brazil. Looking menacing here.

3100
03:01:29,380 --> 03:01:32,460
Free kick given away in a dangerous area here of Brazil.

3101
03:01:34,180 --> 03:01:36,740
Thanks for the donation. We got Lawrence.

3102
03:01:38,320 --> 03:01:39,160
As Coutinho.

3103
03:01:40,780 --> 03:01:41,180
Coutinho!

3104
03:01:41,860 --> 03:01:42,260
Whoa!

3105
03:01:44,200 --> 03:01:44,640
Retaliation.

3106
03:01:46,240 --> 03:01:49,860
That son of a bitch Coutinho scores a pretty good free kick.

3107
03:01:50,200 --> 03:02:13,380
Sweet, sweet strike from Goudinho.

3108
03:02:13,380 --> 03:02:13,520
Coutinho.

3109
03:02:14,260 --> 03:02:16,220
Who knows how to punish.

3110
03:02:18,180 --> 03:02:19,240
With those kicks.

3111
03:02:26,440 --> 03:02:27,980
Level paying again here.

3112
03:02:28,080 --> 03:02:29,160
43 minutes gone.

3113
03:02:29,240 --> 03:02:29,580
Play.

3114
03:02:29,760 --> 03:02:30,720
Regulation time.

3115
03:02:32,000 --> 03:02:33,340
Early ball for Newgate.

3116
03:02:33,420 --> 03:02:33,980
Bit ambitious.

3117
03:02:36,260 --> 03:02:38,440
Alisson Becker collects with his hands.

3118
03:02:38,440 --> 03:02:50,400
U.S.

3119
03:02:50,400 --> 03:02:51,680
Out to Twizzler.

3120
03:02:52,040 --> 03:02:53,960
Twizzler looking for Newgate.

3121
03:02:54,080 --> 03:02:54,720
Doesn't find him.

3122
03:02:55,560 --> 03:02:56,140
Mishmash.

3123
03:02:58,140 --> 03:03:01,280
Well, it's level bang going in at halftime.

3124
03:03:03,040 --> 03:03:06,320
Brought to you in association with shit mobile games.

3125
03:03:06,400 --> 03:03:06,980
Get them now.

3126
03:03:07,080 --> 03:03:07,980
Get them while they're hot.

3127
03:03:08,480 --> 03:03:09,560
Cool U game.

3128
03:03:09,620 --> 03:03:09,960
Mobile.

3129
03:03:10,080 --> 03:03:11,660
Real time time strategy game.

3130
03:03:11,760 --> 03:03:12,140
For you.

3131
03:03:12,300 --> 03:03:12,700
Phone.

3132
03:03:12,800 --> 03:03:13,060
Mabba.

3133
03:03:13,140 --> 03:03:13,660
Smartphone.

3134
03:03:13,780 --> 03:03:14,140
iOS.

3135
03:03:14,140 --> 03:03:15,040
And Android.

3136
03:03:15,160 --> 03:03:18,480
Compatible to explore dangerous alien worlds.

3137
03:03:18,580 --> 03:03:20,180
In real time with a strategy ball.

3138
03:03:20,780 --> 03:03:22,600
Also, that's not all.

3139
03:03:22,820 --> 03:03:26,400
Remember this real time super cool game.

3140
03:03:26,540 --> 03:03:27,920
Fight no matter the odds.

3141
03:03:27,920 --> 03:03:28,980
Includes in that purchaser.

3142
03:03:31,340 --> 03:03:32,580
Thanks for the donation.

3143
03:03:32,780 --> 03:03:33,700
We got awards.

3144
03:03:35,180 --> 03:03:36,060
T22BC.

3145
03:03:36,240 --> 03:03:37,140
Thank you so much.

3146
03:03:37,200 --> 03:03:38,560
As well as Mullingar.

3147
03:03:38,740 --> 03:03:40,060
Boys are after you.

3148
03:03:40,140 --> 03:03:41,580
Thank you very much for your tips, guys.

3149
03:03:41,780 --> 03:03:42,540
You got a song.

3150
03:03:43,380 --> 03:03:44,900
Both of you guys have got songs.

3151
03:03:46,980 --> 03:03:47,400
Newgate.

3152
03:03:48,140 --> 03:03:48,540
Newgate.

3153
03:03:48,740 --> 03:03:49,780
One on one with Becker.

3154
03:03:50,880 --> 03:03:52,040
Squares it to Twizzler.

3155
03:03:53,620 --> 03:03:55,480
What the hell was he doing there?

3156
03:03:55,520 --> 03:03:57,440
He should have gone for the goal or something.

3157
03:03:57,440 --> 03:04:01,520
Poor form there from Newgate.

3158
03:04:01,620 --> 03:04:05,520
Usually does the damage that is necessary at that time.

3159
03:04:06,180 --> 03:04:06,640
Not Noah.

3160
03:04:08,960 --> 03:04:09,600
Bayleaf.

3161
03:04:11,380 --> 03:04:11,860
Twizzler.

3162
03:04:15,800 --> 03:04:17,540
Telling you, it's getting tight out there.

3163
03:04:17,860 --> 03:04:21,000
We don't know who's got the goods.

3164
03:04:25,060 --> 03:04:26,700
Brazil coming back here.

3165
03:04:27,080 --> 03:04:27,780
Looks dangerous.

3166
03:04:32,960 --> 03:04:33,880
Brazil ball.

3167
03:04:35,820 --> 03:04:36,360
Bayleaf.

3168
03:04:37,700 --> 03:04:38,380
Bayleaf.

3169
03:04:39,980 --> 03:04:41,240
Great strides.

3170
03:04:41,880 --> 03:04:43,520
From Deontay Bayleaf.

3171
03:04:44,040 --> 03:04:44,660
To Newgate.

3172
03:04:45,100 --> 03:04:45,640
Newgate.

3173
03:04:45,640 --> 03:04:45,700
Newgate.

3174
03:04:54,700 --> 03:04:55,180
Everton.

3175
03:04:55,180 --> 03:04:55,260
Everton.

3176
03:04:55,260 --> 03:04:55,260
Everton.

3177
03:04:55,260 --> 03:04:55,260
Everton.

3178
03:04:55,500 --> 03:04:56,200
Up to Danilo.

3179
03:04:56,300 --> 03:04:57,080
It's a blank ball.

3180
03:04:59,040 --> 03:04:59,820
That's Kumas.

3181
03:05:05,400 --> 03:05:05,880
Bayleaf.

3182
03:05:06,220 --> 03:05:06,940
To Kumas.

3183
03:05:07,340 --> 03:05:07,880
Kumas.

3184
03:05:08,040 --> 03:05:09,080
Over the top to Newgate.

3185
03:05:09,260 --> 03:05:10,860
Newgate takes a control chest.

3186
03:05:12,220 --> 03:05:12,780
Blank.

3187
03:05:12,780 --> 03:05:12,780
Blank.

3188
03:05:12,780 --> 03:05:13,180
Blank.

3189
03:05:13,180 --> 03:05:13,780
Blank.

3190
03:05:13,780 --> 03:05:13,840
Blank.

3191
03:05:14,840 --> 03:05:16,580
When he gets a chance to strike.

3192
03:05:16,680 --> 03:05:17,480
You got a sun.

3193
03:05:18,100 --> 03:05:19,660
Coming up to 61 minutes.

3194
03:05:20,520 --> 03:05:21,840
Wingback Deluxe here.

3195
03:05:22,340 --> 03:05:23,680
Tight marking on Kumas.

3196
03:05:24,240 --> 03:05:24,960
Going a bay.

3197
03:05:26,340 --> 03:05:26,840
Coutinho.

3198
03:05:26,840 --> 03:05:28,820
Back out to Luis Paquera.

3199
03:05:30,480 --> 03:05:31,480
Crazy ball.

3200
03:05:31,820 --> 03:05:32,600
Ballistic missiles.

3201
03:05:35,080 --> 03:05:35,800
Oh.

3202
03:05:35,860 --> 03:05:36,600
The lollipop.

3203
03:05:37,540 --> 03:05:38,040
The twist.

3204
03:05:38,160 --> 03:05:39,040
The Marseillaise.

3205
03:05:43,040 --> 03:05:44,140
Jimmy Rustler.

3206
03:05:44,620 --> 03:05:45,580
Out to Tabran.

3207
03:05:45,900 --> 03:05:47,060
To Bobby Twizzler.

3208
03:05:47,960 --> 03:05:48,500
Twizzler.

3209
03:05:48,780 --> 03:05:49,340
To Newgate.

3210
03:05:49,640 --> 03:05:50,400
Turns his man.

3211
03:05:50,760 --> 03:05:52,920
Newgate into the back of the sec, baby.

3212
03:05:53,260 --> 03:05:53,960
Come on.

3213
03:05:54,440 --> 03:05:55,440
Come on.

3214
03:05:55,440 --> 03:05:57,120
Not to me.

3215
03:05:57,680 --> 03:06:00,640
When Dinosaur said we'll be a man.

3216
03:06:01,000 --> 03:06:01,440
He said.

3217
03:06:01,860 --> 03:06:02,280
Son.

3218
03:06:02,820 --> 03:06:05,220
Don't you understand now.

3219
03:06:05,720 --> 03:06:09,180
Don't you understand now.

3220
03:06:09,180 --> 03:06:10,220
Yeah.

3221
03:06:10,220 --> 03:06:15,120
And he had all the makings of a varsity league.

3222
03:06:15,240 --> 03:06:16,640
Strike ball deluxe.

3223
03:06:17,300 --> 03:06:18,380
Newgate with the twist.

3224
03:06:18,500 --> 03:06:18,960
The turn.

3225
03:06:19,080 --> 03:06:19,540
The shimmy.

3226
03:06:19,620 --> 03:06:20,060
The burn.

3227
03:06:20,180 --> 03:06:23,680
The final bullet into the back of Allison Becker's sack.

3228
03:06:24,260 --> 03:06:28,000
A creamy little number from the bean master himself.

3229
03:06:28,260 --> 03:06:28,900
Bring them to justice.

3230
03:06:29,840 --> 03:06:30,860
We're smoking them out.

3231
03:06:31,400 --> 03:06:32,120
They're running.

3232
03:06:32,960 --> 03:06:34,200
And now we're going to bring them to justice.

3233
03:06:35,280 --> 03:06:38,280
I also said we'll use whatever means necessary to achieve that objective.

3234
03:06:39,600 --> 03:06:41,120
And that's exactly what we're going to do.

3235
03:06:41,240 --> 03:06:42,740
The American people must understand.

3236
03:06:46,120 --> 03:06:48,860
And Douglas Costa comes on for Paqueta.

3237
03:06:51,180 --> 03:06:54,540
It's USA's game to lose here in the World Cup Final.

3238
03:06:55,240 --> 03:06:56,020
Tyler Thompson.

3239
03:06:56,400 --> 03:06:57,120
Out to Newgate.

3240
03:06:57,380 --> 03:06:57,820
Newgate.

3241
03:06:58,660 --> 03:06:59,900
Kumas is making a run.

3242
03:07:00,200 --> 03:07:01,140
He ain't got no speed.

3243
03:07:01,700 --> 03:07:02,960
Lays it back to Sammy Bird.

3244
03:07:03,400 --> 03:07:04,120
Sammy Bird.

3245
03:07:04,360 --> 03:07:05,060
To Kumas.

3246
03:07:05,660 --> 03:07:06,240
Kumas.

3247
03:07:06,420 --> 03:07:06,960
To Newgate.

3248
03:07:07,580 --> 03:07:08,660
Tried to find Twizzler.

3249
03:07:08,780 --> 03:07:10,840
There's just too much.

3250
03:07:11,100 --> 03:07:13,440
There's too much going on here at the moment.

3251
03:07:17,440 --> 03:07:18,560
You got a son.

3252
03:07:18,760 --> 03:07:19,400
Where is he?

3253
03:07:19,680 --> 03:07:21,240
We got warrants for these Brazilians.

3254
03:07:22,820 --> 03:07:25,380
I tell you, they make some good coffee down in Brazil.

3255
03:07:27,880 --> 03:07:31,300
Lovely takedown from Bobby Twizzler on the wing here.

3256
03:07:31,720 --> 03:07:33,260
And he's moving in on goal.

3257
03:07:33,900 --> 03:07:34,840
Back to Newgate.

3258
03:07:35,100 --> 03:07:35,900
Nearly an own goal.

3259
03:07:36,720 --> 03:07:37,640
Newgate for two.

3260
03:07:38,500 --> 03:07:39,100
Kumas.

3261
03:07:40,700 --> 03:07:41,740
Come on, Kumas.

3262
03:07:41,780 --> 03:07:43,480
You need to get those goals, baby.

3263
03:07:48,200 --> 03:07:50,380
Apologies for the language there, guys.

3264
03:07:50,380 --> 03:07:52,160
An outside from Newgate.

3265
03:08:03,660 --> 03:08:05,340
Substitution coming on right now.

3266
03:08:05,420 --> 03:08:08,100
74 minutes for Brazil.

3267
03:08:09,660 --> 03:08:11,480
We don't know who it is.

3268
03:08:15,140 --> 03:08:16,400
Shamrock needs to be on here.

3269
03:08:16,460 --> 03:08:17,060
What's going on here?

3270
03:08:17,160 --> 03:08:18,340
Get that ball away.

3271
03:08:19,640 --> 03:08:21,860
Blast baller here from the States.

3272
03:08:23,940 --> 03:08:26,620
We can see Frank Shamrock on the touchline.

3273
03:08:27,160 --> 03:08:28,100
Ready to make a touch.

3274
03:08:28,220 --> 03:08:31,120
Come on and score a touchdown if we can get him on here.

3275
03:08:31,500 --> 03:08:31,820
Newgate.

3276
03:08:32,240 --> 03:08:33,520
Build-up play here is nice.

3277
03:08:34,100 --> 03:08:35,140
Loses the ball, Newgate.

3278
03:08:35,560 --> 03:08:38,520
That's a long ball mechanics scenario here.

3279
03:08:38,820 --> 03:08:40,760
Cruise missile deluxe from the Brazilians.

3280
03:08:41,560 --> 03:08:44,020
But they have not got a Navy worth singing about.

3281
03:08:45,680 --> 03:08:48,180
Nuclear-equipped walking battle tank.

3282
03:08:48,380 --> 03:08:49,120
Metal Gear Ray.

3283
03:08:49,320 --> 03:08:52,220
Tyler Thompson coming in strong and hard and fast.

3284
03:08:52,320 --> 03:08:53,180
It's Tyler Thompson.

3285
03:08:53,580 --> 03:08:54,380
Tyler Thompson.

3286
03:08:54,860 --> 03:08:55,080
Oh.

3287
03:08:56,360 --> 03:08:57,400
So close.

3288
03:08:58,200 --> 03:09:00,380
What a shame from Tyler Thompson.

3289
03:09:02,060 --> 03:09:03,000
Trying to do it.

3290
03:09:03,060 --> 03:09:03,880
George Weah.

3291
03:09:03,880 --> 03:09:07,840
And go all the way.

3292
03:09:07,840 --> 03:09:10,820
You're looking at 25 to life for the donations of Dane.

3293
03:09:11,000 --> 03:09:11,460
Hey, Ted.

3294
03:09:11,560 --> 03:09:12,860
Thanks so much, baby.

3295
03:09:14,300 --> 03:09:19,760
Ted says, I had five large on a Newgate World Cup final super strike extraordinaire.

3296
03:09:20,260 --> 03:09:21,860
The Bud Light is on me.

3297
03:09:22,760 --> 03:09:25,740
Make sure you bring that pack of Bud out to the parking lot after.

3298
03:09:26,380 --> 03:09:30,860
The tailgate party is going to be a tailgate to end all tailgates.

3299
03:09:31,540 --> 03:09:33,260
Frank Shamrock is on the pitch.

3300
03:09:33,260 --> 03:09:34,700
Can he do it for the States?

3301
03:09:34,700 --> 03:09:36,420
Can he put us into the promised land?

3302
03:09:36,420 --> 03:09:36,420
Can he put us into the promised land?

3303
03:09:36,420 --> 03:09:36,440
Can he put us into the promised land?

3304
03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:36,440
Can he put us into the promised land?

3305
03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:36,440
Can he put us into the promised land?

3306
03:09:36,440 --> 03:09:38,320
With a beautiful margin.

3307
03:09:38,540 --> 03:09:39,380
Beautiful ball!

3308
03:09:40,380 --> 03:09:43,540
Thank God it's in the promised land.

3309
03:09:43,540 --> 03:09:43,540
Thank God it's outside.

3310
03:09:43,540 --> 03:09:49,060
Because the Bobby Blaster was about to dispatch a usual Liverpool United strike.

3311
03:09:55,540 --> 03:10:01,160
Dick Bush dispatched his balloon into the nether regions of the Brazilian dream.

3312
03:10:01,980 --> 03:10:04,140
Out to Obesemi Tabram.

3313
03:10:04,240 --> 03:10:04,900
Takes a touch.

3314
03:10:05,000 --> 03:10:05,600
Takes it in.

3315
03:10:05,700 --> 03:10:06,520
Frank Shamrock.

3316
03:10:06,700 --> 03:10:08,620
Frank Shamrock with the strike.

3317
03:10:08,700 --> 03:10:11,800
And a beautiful save from Alison Becker's palm.

3318
03:10:14,200 --> 03:10:15,200
Dr. Becker.

3319
03:10:15,200 --> 03:10:15,260
Dr. Becker.

3320
03:10:19,860 --> 03:10:20,640
Watch out.

3321
03:10:20,720 --> 03:10:21,920
These guys are dangerous.

3322
03:10:24,080 --> 03:10:24,440
Fabinho.

3323
03:10:24,840 --> 03:10:25,500
Into the middle.

3324
03:10:25,780 --> 03:10:26,760
Oh, it's a great strike.

3325
03:10:27,160 --> 03:10:31,100
Sammy Bird collects U.S. hearts and mouths.

3326
03:10:31,640 --> 03:10:34,000
And it goes out here and Koumás can't get to it.

3327
03:10:34,040 --> 03:10:35,220
He's too goosed.

3328
03:10:37,080 --> 03:10:37,920
Can we do it?

3329
03:10:38,360 --> 03:10:39,540
The World Cup trophy.

3330
03:10:40,040 --> 03:10:43,640
Only two minutes away from American hands.

3331
03:10:44,300 --> 03:10:45,040
Koukou Koukou.

3332
03:10:45,760 --> 03:10:46,740
Into the middle disc.

3333
03:10:48,080 --> 03:10:49,240
Can we hold on?

3334
03:10:49,600 --> 03:10:50,780
Have we got what it takes?

3335
03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:51,880
Can we do it?

3336
03:10:52,440 --> 03:10:53,400
Brazil are attacking.

3337
03:10:53,960 --> 03:10:54,940
Brazil are attacking.

3338
03:10:55,480 --> 03:10:56,440
Robby Firmino.

3339
03:10:56,440 --> 03:10:56,740
Oh!

3340
03:10:56,740 --> 03:11:19,400
And just when you didn't want it to happen, it happened.

3341
03:11:20,400 --> 03:11:25,980
Brazil have gone and equalized in the World Cup final.

3342
03:11:25,980 --> 03:11:29,920
93 minutes on the clock.

3343
03:11:30,900 --> 03:11:40,280
The Liverpool United superstar, Roberto Firmino, has just put Brazilian dreams back into gear.

3344
03:11:47,140 --> 03:11:47,740
Congratulations.

3345
03:11:47,940 --> 03:11:48,660
You got it, son.

3346
03:11:48,760 --> 03:11:51,660
But that just is not going to do for us right now.

3347
03:11:52,400 --> 03:11:54,440
We're going to have to round up these guys.

3348
03:11:55,180 --> 03:11:58,240
I don't care how many roundhouses you do, Bobby.

3349
03:12:00,100 --> 03:12:01,600
You're going away to Rikers.

3350
03:12:03,840 --> 03:12:05,060
USA, kick off.

3351
03:12:05,620 --> 03:12:06,460
And that's it.

3352
03:12:06,540 --> 03:12:08,060
We're going to Extra Time.

3353
03:12:14,100 --> 03:12:17,140
In association with shit mobile games.

3354
03:12:17,140 --> 03:12:19,160
Do not adjust your smartphone.

3355
03:12:19,160 --> 03:12:25,400
This is amazing actual gameplay from the latest shit time strategy for your mobile smartphone.

3356
03:12:25,500 --> 03:12:26,380
No build times.

3357
03:12:26,500 --> 03:12:27,040
Yes, repeat.

3358
03:12:27,160 --> 03:12:28,060
No build times.

3359
03:12:28,520 --> 03:12:30,060
Scan the skies with a plane.

3360
03:12:30,300 --> 03:12:31,260
You are a war criminal.

3361
03:12:31,500 --> 03:12:33,000
And you are the best at what you do.

3362
03:12:33,120 --> 03:12:34,160
Direct unit control.

3363
03:12:34,360 --> 03:12:34,620
Repeat.

3364
03:12:34,720 --> 03:12:35,780
Direct unit control.

3365
03:12:36,000 --> 03:12:36,740
Amazing stuff.

3366
03:12:39,940 --> 03:12:46,560
Well, if you've just joined us, you've reached us at a very, very exciting moment.

3367
03:12:46,560 --> 03:12:48,060
The World Cup Final.

3368
03:12:48,260 --> 03:12:49,040
Extra Time.

3369
03:12:49,800 --> 03:12:54,600
Roberto Firmino has just put the Brazilians into a lifeline position.

3370
03:12:55,460 --> 03:12:56,940
Frank Shamrock to Kumas.

3371
03:12:57,460 --> 03:12:59,000
Kumas to Shamrock.

3372
03:12:59,280 --> 03:12:59,740
Collecks.

3373
03:13:00,040 --> 03:13:00,940
Back to Kumas.

3374
03:13:01,260 --> 03:13:01,880
Kumas!

3375
03:13:03,100 --> 03:13:03,660
Deflection.

3376
03:13:04,020 --> 03:13:05,320
And now for a corner ball.

3377
03:13:16,240 --> 03:13:21,920
I want you to check every outhouse, doghouse, shithouse for that son of a bitch, Newgate.

3378
03:13:23,780 --> 03:13:24,600
Five large.

3379
03:13:24,720 --> 03:13:26,300
Thanks very much there, Mullingar.

3380
03:13:26,400 --> 03:13:27,420
Boys are after you.

3381
03:13:27,500 --> 03:13:28,480
Thank you so much.

3382
03:13:32,680 --> 03:13:33,740
Hold on to your seats.

3383
03:13:33,860 --> 03:13:34,360
Buckle up.

3384
03:13:34,400 --> 03:13:35,600
It's going to be a bumpy ride.

3385
03:13:35,900 --> 03:13:37,060
Jimmy Rustler now.

3386
03:13:38,260 --> 03:13:39,220
Dispatches Balloon.

3387
03:13:39,860 --> 03:13:40,480
Into the middle.

3388
03:13:41,000 --> 03:13:41,440
Heads go up.

3389
03:13:41,480 --> 03:13:42,820
Deontay Bailey for the head.

3390
03:13:43,200 --> 03:13:44,740
Allison Becker with the fist.

3391
03:13:45,900 --> 03:13:47,000
Philippe Luis.

3392
03:13:47,460 --> 03:13:49,080
Trying to get a hold of this ball.

3393
03:13:50,360 --> 03:13:52,020
But he puts it out for a throw ball.

3394
03:13:52,780 --> 03:13:53,520
To the States.

3395
03:13:54,260 --> 03:13:55,120
Sammy Bird.

3396
03:13:56,460 --> 03:13:57,420
Sammy Bird.

3397
03:13:58,040 --> 03:13:59,040
With a long ranger.

3398
03:13:59,880 --> 03:14:02,140
That's not going to trouble Allison Becker whatsoever.

3399
03:14:02,460 --> 03:14:05,100
Who boots the ball out into the central disc unit.

3400
03:14:05,600 --> 03:14:06,680
And now Thiago Silver.

3401
03:14:08,100 --> 03:14:08,620
Dispossessed.

3402
03:14:09,360 --> 03:14:09,880
Shamrock.

3403
03:14:10,340 --> 03:14:10,860
Shamrock.

3404
03:14:11,120 --> 03:14:12,160
To Jimmy Twizzler.

3405
03:14:12,440 --> 03:14:13,820
Jimmy Twizzler over the top.

3406
03:14:14,420 --> 03:14:15,880
Jimmy Rustler trying to get to it.

3407
03:14:15,880 --> 03:14:18,500
Bobby Twizzler.

3408
03:14:18,600 --> 03:14:20,420
Get your facts right here.

3409
03:14:20,900 --> 03:14:22,200
Beg your pardon Bobby Twizzler.

3410
03:14:23,580 --> 03:14:24,480
Dangerous ball here.

3411
03:14:24,820 --> 03:14:25,980
Dangerous games being played.

3412
03:14:26,600 --> 03:14:27,780
Chad Valley collects.

3413
03:14:28,860 --> 03:14:29,520
Chad Valley.

3414
03:14:29,760 --> 03:14:31,080
Puts it up to Frank Shamrock.

3415
03:14:31,940 --> 03:14:32,420
Shamrock.

3416
03:14:32,520 --> 03:14:32,800
Twist.

3417
03:14:32,900 --> 03:14:33,220
Turns.

3418
03:14:33,340 --> 03:14:34,300
He's got time and space.

3419
03:14:34,380 --> 03:14:35,180
He wins the foul.

3420
03:14:35,420 --> 03:14:36,600
Referee says no ball.

3421
03:14:37,100 --> 03:14:38,020
That's got out to Obesimi.

3422
03:14:38,140 --> 03:14:38,580
Tabram.

3423
03:14:39,100 --> 03:14:39,540
Tabram.

3424
03:14:39,760 --> 03:14:40,140
Chips it.

3425
03:14:40,500 --> 03:14:44,900
Tries to get that chipper into the middle.

3426
03:14:45,000 --> 03:14:45,640
Didn't work out.

3427
03:14:45,640 --> 03:14:47,200
Bounces off a Brazilian butt.

3428
03:14:47,880 --> 03:14:49,020
Out to the Bobby Blaster.

3429
03:14:49,380 --> 03:14:50,100
Bobby Blaster.

3430
03:14:50,220 --> 03:14:50,880
Over the top.

3431
03:14:51,100 --> 03:14:52,180
Tries to find Everton.

3432
03:14:54,980 --> 03:14:55,620
Everton.

3433
03:14:55,780 --> 03:14:56,260
Into the middle.

3434
03:14:56,440 --> 03:14:57,600
Douglas Costa with a shot.

3435
03:14:59,600 --> 03:15:01,060
Come on USC.

3436
03:15:01,260 --> 03:15:02,640
Get this balloon out.

3437
03:15:03,760 --> 03:15:04,560
You got a son.

3438
03:15:05,980 --> 03:15:06,580
Kumas.

3439
03:15:08,320 --> 03:15:09,880
Out to Shamrock.

3440
03:15:10,000 --> 03:15:12,040
Right down the far flank side.

3441
03:15:12,180 --> 03:15:12,820
Shamrock.

3442
03:15:13,320 --> 03:15:14,600
Beautiful challenge.

3443
03:15:15,220 --> 03:15:16,640
By the Brazilian defender.

3444
03:15:18,080 --> 03:15:19,120
Half time.

3445
03:15:19,300 --> 03:15:20,220
Extra time.

3446
03:15:20,340 --> 03:15:21,460
Coming right up.

3447
03:15:21,680 --> 03:15:22,640
Don't go away.

3448
03:15:22,800 --> 03:15:25,760
In association with shit mobile games.

3449
03:15:25,900 --> 03:15:26,560
Download them now.

3450
03:15:26,560 --> 03:15:29,220
So we're looking at Plague Inc. today.

3451
03:15:29,360 --> 03:15:35,680
Now this is a brand new real time strategy game for your smartphone.

3452
03:15:35,920 --> 03:15:37,280
It's available on Android.

3453
03:15:37,620 --> 03:15:40,940
It's downloadable on the App Store if you're an Apple user.

3454
03:15:41,520 --> 03:15:45,160
And I gotta say I played this all night last night.

3455
03:15:45,280 --> 03:15:46,300
And it's like coronavirus.

3456
03:15:46,720 --> 03:15:48,800
You can make your own new virus.

3457
03:15:49,320 --> 03:15:51,640
And spread around on the globe on your phone.

3458
03:15:54,880 --> 03:15:55,900
Second half.

3459
03:15:56,820 --> 03:15:57,900
Of extra time.

3460
03:15:59,340 --> 03:15:59,900
Overtime.

3461
03:16:00,640 --> 03:16:02,180
We're in the fifth quarter here.

3462
03:16:02,180 --> 03:16:05,400
And it looks like Brazil are trying to make amends.

3463
03:16:07,580 --> 03:16:08,740
Deontay Bayleaf.

3464
03:16:09,620 --> 03:16:10,740
Deontay Bayleaf.

3465
03:16:11,240 --> 03:16:12,800
Plowing down the pitch.

3466
03:16:13,740 --> 03:16:15,200
This is opening up for the States.

3467
03:16:15,720 --> 03:16:16,460
Can this be it?

3468
03:16:16,820 --> 03:16:18,500
Can this be it for the American dream?

3469
03:16:18,840 --> 03:16:19,640
Tyler Thompson.

3470
03:16:25,180 --> 03:16:26,220
Deontay Bayleaf.

3471
03:16:27,840 --> 03:16:28,440
Shamrock.

3472
03:16:29,260 --> 03:16:29,640
Fuck.

3473
03:16:30,960 --> 03:16:31,760
Come on.

3474
03:16:33,180 --> 03:16:34,820
We ain't good all day here.

3475
03:16:36,180 --> 03:16:37,220
Frank Shamrock.

3476
03:16:37,660 --> 03:16:38,560
Frank Shamrock.

3477
03:16:39,040 --> 03:16:39,980
Frank Shamrock.

3478
03:16:39,980 --> 03:16:40,320
Oh!

3479
03:16:45,600 --> 03:16:46,180
Yeah!

3480
03:16:47,380 --> 03:16:48,320
Come on!

3481
03:16:50,800 --> 03:16:51,700
All right.

3482
03:16:52,220 --> 03:16:52,480
Woo!

3483
03:16:52,480 --> 03:16:52,540
Woo!

3484
03:16:53,300 --> 03:16:59,400
Cause trans like us, definitely were born for love.

3485
03:17:02,620 --> 03:17:03,720
Yes, sir.

3486
03:17:05,180 --> 03:17:09,760
Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump! Trump!

3487
03:17:11,160 --> 03:17:11,920
Yeah!

3488
03:17:13,360 --> 03:17:14,940
And with an amazing piece of play,

3489
03:17:15,220 --> 03:17:18,580
certainly the most unusual goal we've ever seen.

3490
03:17:19,320 --> 03:17:22,440
It came off of Felipe Luis's ass.

3491
03:17:22,440 --> 03:17:24,340
And that's how we do.

3492
03:17:25,620 --> 03:17:26,680
That is how we do.

3493
03:17:26,960 --> 03:17:28,000
Frank Shamrock.

3494
03:17:28,940 --> 03:17:31,220
Right off your Brazilian ass.

3495
03:17:31,660 --> 03:17:32,580
Into your goal.

3496
03:17:33,140 --> 03:17:34,160
Alison Becker.

3497
03:17:34,820 --> 03:17:35,380
Fabinho.

3498
03:17:35,920 --> 03:17:37,120
Bobby Firmino.

3499
03:17:37,820 --> 03:17:41,040
You boys just took it right off your own ass.

3500
03:17:44,560 --> 03:17:48,380
I don't care how much good coffee beans you make down there in Brazil.

3501
03:17:51,760 --> 03:17:52,840
Can we hold on?

3502
03:17:52,900 --> 03:17:54,600
The U.S. gotta hold on right now.

3503
03:17:54,700 --> 03:17:58,280
Deone Bailey, the World Cup trophy ball, is coming back.

3504
03:17:58,320 --> 03:17:59,100
If we can hold on.

3505
03:17:59,160 --> 03:18:00,680
The Brazilians are coming hard.

3506
03:18:01,480 --> 03:18:03,200
The Brazilians are coming hard.

3507
03:18:04,040 --> 03:18:05,480
Shamrock is on the balloon.

3508
03:18:05,980 --> 03:18:08,660
Shamrock over the top to Bobby Twizzler.

3509
03:18:09,180 --> 03:18:10,000
Bobby Twizzler.

3510
03:18:10,980 --> 03:18:11,960
Bobby Twizzler.

3511
03:18:12,920 --> 03:18:13,580
He's got it.

3512
03:18:14,180 --> 03:18:15,020
Into Shamrock.

3513
03:18:15,540 --> 03:18:16,040
Shamrock.

3514
03:18:16,040 --> 03:18:16,100
Shamrock.

3515
03:18:18,940 --> 03:18:20,040
Shamrock.

3516
03:18:20,040 --> 03:18:24,240
Throw ball here to the States.

3517
03:18:25,200 --> 03:18:25,880
What can they do?

3518
03:18:25,940 --> 03:18:27,920
Can they put it beyond any doubt?

3519
03:18:28,040 --> 03:18:29,360
Beyond reasonable doubt.

3520
03:18:29,620 --> 03:18:30,300
Sammy Bird.

3521
03:18:31,260 --> 03:18:32,380
Out to Kumas.

3522
03:18:32,920 --> 03:18:34,820
Sammy Bird is taken down.

3523
03:18:36,560 --> 03:18:37,600
Out to Bayleaf.

3524
03:18:38,060 --> 03:18:38,560
Bayleaf.

3525
03:18:38,880 --> 03:18:39,800
Tried to find Kumas.

3526
03:18:39,840 --> 03:18:40,580
Doesn't work out.

3527
03:18:43,200 --> 03:18:43,680
That's it.

3528
03:18:43,680 --> 03:18:44,960
We won the World Cup, baby.

3529
03:18:45,080 --> 03:18:45,680
Come on.

3530
03:18:48,160 --> 03:18:49,060
We've done it.

3531
03:18:49,640 --> 03:18:50,460
We've done it.

3532
03:18:52,260 --> 03:18:53,160
We won.

3533
03:18:57,480 --> 03:18:58,000
Yeah.

3534
03:18:58,740 --> 03:18:59,700
Remember this.

3535
03:19:01,160 --> 03:19:02,420
We are the champions.

3536
03:19:03,740 --> 03:19:05,000
We are the champions.

3537
03:19:07,480 --> 03:19:08,300
All right.

3538
03:19:10,200 --> 03:19:11,100
Come on.

3539
03:19:11,100 --> 03:19:11,100
Come on.

3540
03:19:13,320 --> 03:19:15,860
We are the champions.

3541
03:19:16,640 --> 03:19:18,000
My friends.

3542
03:19:18,340 --> 03:19:19,260
All right.

3543
03:19:19,800 --> 03:19:23,420
And we'll keep on fighting.

3544
03:19:24,100 --> 03:19:25,840
Till the end.

3545
03:19:28,380 --> 03:19:31,320
We are the champions.

3546
03:19:31,320 --> 03:19:35,000
dedicated to everyone who supported us,

3547
03:19:36,000 --> 03:19:39,600
who believed, who dared to dream.

3548
03:19:40,740 --> 03:19:43,980
Donald Trump, thank you for watching.

3549
03:19:43,980 --> 03:19:48,140
It's been an incredible piece of soccer world action.

3550
03:19:51,120 --> 03:19:55,320
USA, USA, USA.

3551
03:19:55,320 --> 03:19:56,320
USA.

3552
03:19:56,320 --> 03:20:03,320
USA.

3553
03:20:03,320 --> 03:20:12,740
There are known knowns. There are things we know we know.

3554
03:20:13,540 --> 03:20:15,480
We also know there are known unknowns.

3555
03:20:15,480 --> 03:20:18,460
That is to say, we know there are some things we do not know.

3556
03:20:19,180 --> 03:20:21,600
But there are also unknown unknowns.

3557
03:20:21,880 --> 03:20:23,680
The ones we don't know, we don't know.

3558
03:20:24,380 --> 03:20:26,700
Excuse me, but is this an unknown unknown?

3559
03:20:28,320 --> 03:20:28,920
I'm not.

3560
03:20:29,000 --> 03:20:30,440
Several unknowns, and I'm just wondering.

3561
03:20:30,440 --> 03:20:32,640
I'm not going to say which it is.

3562
03:20:33,120 --> 03:20:36,400
But it's been no bed of roses.

3563
03:20:38,420 --> 03:20:40,300
No pleasure cruel.

3564
03:20:41,880 --> 03:20:45,720
I consider it a challenge before all of you are raised.

3565
03:20:46,120 --> 03:20:48,000
These allegations are.

3566
03:20:50,200 --> 03:20:54,760
I did not have sexual relations with that woman,

3567
03:20:55,760 --> 03:20:56,280
Miss Lewinsky.

3568
03:20:56,900 --> 03:20:58,540
I never told anybody.

3569
03:21:01,320 --> 03:21:05,780
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3570
03:21:06,620 --> 03:21:07,340
Miss Lewinsky.

3571
03:21:07,340 --> 03:21:10,280
I never told anybody to lie.

3572
03:21:10,640 --> 03:21:11,820
Not a single time.

3573
03:21:12,080 --> 03:21:12,340
Never.

3574
03:21:13,240 --> 03:21:15,220
These allegations are false.

3575
03:21:16,000 --> 03:21:17,000
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3576
03:21:17,000 --> 03:21:17,220
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3577
03:21:17,220 --> 03:21:21,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3578
03:21:21,300 --> 03:21:21,600
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3579
03:21:21,600 --> 03:21:22,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3580
03:21:22,300 --> 03:21:22,800
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3581
03:21:22,800 --> 03:21:23,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3582
03:21:23,300 --> 03:21:24,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3583
03:21:24,300 --> 03:21:25,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3584
03:21:25,300 --> 03:21:26,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3585
03:21:26,300 --> 03:21:27,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3586
03:21:27,300 --> 03:21:28,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3587
03:21:28,300 --> 03:21:29,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3588
03:21:29,300 --> 03:21:30,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3589
03:21:30,300 --> 03:21:31,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3590
03:21:31,300 --> 03:21:32,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3591
03:21:32,300 --> 03:21:33,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3592
03:21:33,300 --> 03:21:34,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3593
03:21:34,300 --> 03:21:35,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3594
03:21:35,300 --> 03:21:36,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3595
03:21:36,300 --> 03:21:37,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3596
03:21:37,300 --> 03:21:38,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3597
03:21:38,300 --> 03:21:39,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3598
03:21:39,300 --> 03:21:40,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3599
03:21:40,300 --> 03:21:41,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3600
03:21:41,300 --> 03:21:42,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3601
03:21:42,300 --> 03:21:43,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3602
03:21:43,300 --> 03:21:44,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3603
03:21:44,300 --> 03:21:45,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3604
03:21:45,300 --> 03:21:46,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3605
03:21:46,300 --> 03:21:47,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3606
03:21:47,300 --> 03:21:48,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3607
03:21:48,300 --> 03:21:49,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3608
03:21:49,300 --> 03:21:50,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3609
03:21:50,300 --> 03:21:51,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3610
03:21:51,300 --> 03:21:52,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3611
03:21:52,300 --> 03:21:53,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3612
03:21:53,300 --> 03:21:54,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3613
03:21:54,300 --> 03:21:55,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3614
03:21:55,300 --> 03:21:56,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3615
03:21:56,300 --> 03:21:57,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3616
03:21:57,300 --> 03:21:58,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3617
03:21:58,300 --> 03:21:59,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3618
03:21:59,300 --> 03:22:00,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3619
03:22:00,300 --> 03:22:01,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3620
03:22:01,300 --> 03:22:02,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3621
03:22:02,300 --> 03:22:03,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3622
03:22:03,300 --> 03:22:04,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3623
03:22:04,300 --> 03:22:05,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3624
03:22:05,300 --> 03:22:06,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3625
03:22:06,300 --> 03:22:07,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3626
03:22:07,300 --> 03:22:08,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3627
03:22:08,300 --> 03:22:09,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3628
03:22:09,300 --> 03:22:10,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3629
03:22:10,300 --> 03:22:11,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3630
03:22:11,300 --> 03:22:12,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3631
03:22:12,300 --> 03:22:13,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3632
03:22:13,300 --> 03:22:14,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3633
03:22:14,300 --> 03:22:15,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3634
03:22:15,300 --> 03:22:16,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3635
03:22:16,300 --> 03:22:17,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3636
03:22:17,300 --> 03:22:18,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3637
03:22:18,300 --> 03:22:19,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3638
03:22:19,300 --> 03:22:20,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3639
03:22:20,300 --> 03:22:21,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3640
03:22:21,300 --> 03:22:22,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3641
03:22:22,300 --> 03:22:23,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3642
03:22:23,300 --> 03:22:24,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3643
03:22:24,300 --> 03:22:25,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3644
03:22:25,300 --> 03:22:26,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3645
03:22:26,300 --> 03:22:27,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3646
03:22:27,300 --> 03:22:28,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3647
03:22:28,300 --> 03:22:29,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3648
03:22:29,300 --> 03:22:30,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3649
03:22:30,300 --> 03:22:31,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3650
03:22:31,300 --> 03:22:32,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3651
03:22:32,300 --> 03:22:33,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3652
03:22:33,300 --> 03:22:34,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3653
03:22:34,300 --> 03:22:35,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3654
03:22:35,300 --> 03:22:36,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3655
03:22:36,300 --> 03:22:37,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3656
03:22:37,300 --> 03:22:38,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3657
03:22:38,300 --> 03:22:39,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3658
03:22:39,300 --> 03:22:40,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3659
03:22:40,300 --> 03:22:41,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3660
03:22:41,300 --> 03:22:42,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3661
03:22:42,300 --> 03:22:43,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3662
03:22:43,300 --> 03:22:44,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3663
03:22:44,300 --> 03:22:45,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3664
03:22:45,300 --> 03:22:46,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3665
03:22:46,300 --> 03:22:47,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3666
03:22:47,300 --> 03:22:48,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3667
03:22:48,300 --> 03:22:49,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3668
03:22:49,300 --> 03:22:50,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3669
03:22:50,300 --> 03:22:51,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3670
03:22:51,300 --> 03:22:52,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3671
03:22:52,300 --> 03:22:53,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3672
03:22:53,300 --> 03:22:54,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3673
03:22:54,300 --> 03:22:55,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3674
03:22:55,300 --> 03:22:56,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3675
03:22:56,300 --> 03:22:57,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3676
03:22:57,300 --> 03:22:58,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3677
03:22:58,300 --> 03:22:59,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3678
03:22:59,300 --> 03:23:00,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3679
03:23:00,300 --> 03:23:01,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3680
03:23:01,300 --> 03:23:02,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3681
03:23:02,300 --> 03:23:03,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3682
03:23:03,300 --> 03:23:04,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3683
03:23:04,300 --> 03:23:05,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3684
03:23:05,300 --> 03:23:06,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3685
03:23:06,300 --> 03:23:07,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3686
03:23:07,300 --> 03:23:08,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3687
03:23:08,300 --> 03:23:09,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3688
03:23:09,300 --> 03:23:10,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3689
03:23:10,300 --> 03:23:11,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3690
03:23:11,300 --> 03:23:12,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3691
03:23:12,300 --> 03:23:13,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3692
03:23:13,300 --> 03:23:14,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3693
03:23:14,300 --> 03:23:15,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3694
03:23:15,300 --> 03:23:16,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3695
03:23:16,300 --> 03:23:17,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3696
03:23:17,300 --> 03:23:18,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3697
03:23:18,300 --> 03:23:19,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3698
03:23:19,300 --> 03:23:20,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3699
03:23:20,300 --> 03:23:21,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3700
03:23:21,300 --> 03:23:22,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3701
03:23:22,300 --> 03:23:24,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3702
03:23:24,300 --> 03:23:25,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3703
03:23:25,300 --> 03:23:26,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3704
03:23:26,300 --> 03:23:27,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3705
03:23:27,300 --> 03:23:28,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3706
03:23:28,300 --> 03:23:29,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3707
03:23:29,300 --> 03:23:30,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3708
03:23:30,300 --> 03:23:31,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3709
03:23:31,300 --> 03:23:32,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3710
03:23:32,300 --> 03:23:33,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3711
03:23:33,300 --> 03:23:34,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3712
03:23:34,300 --> 03:23:35,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3713
03:23:35,300 --> 03:23:36,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3714
03:23:36,300 --> 03:23:37,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3715
03:23:37,300 --> 03:23:38,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.

3716
03:23:38,300 --> 03:23:39,300
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
